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Shelley Sekula Gibbs Officially Dumped In Trash

White Trash.
Beloved pretend congresslady Shelley “Dracula Cunt” Sekula Gibbs lost her hundredth straight election the other day — losing a GOP primary runoff to some nobody — and now her dreams and even this sign are in the garbage, forever, along with an empty bottle of $2.99 “Barefoot Chardonnay” and some type of (Nazi?) lager bottle and enough coat hangers for a hundred Texas abortions. Farewell, sweet rodeo princess of our heart! Photo courtesy of Wonkette Operative “John.”


1:30 PM on Thu April 10 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Shanghai Gumbo says at 11:54 pm, June 5th, 2008

    Way late but FYI that’s Yuengling lager, brewed in Pottsville, PA

  2. RobertP says at 9:19 pm, July 28th, 2008

    Yuengling is good.

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