While Google Streetview is a clever step towards total information awareness, actually doing the driving for the project has got to be mind numbingly boring. Our eyes tend to start glazing over after about 15 minutes of suburban driving, so thousands of miles through Homewood, Illinois could qualify as a ring of hell. Unless, that is, lithe young ladies start flashing skin at you. While our heroine isn't captured in all her glory, we're hoping the Googlestooge at the helm managed to get an eyeful, making it his best day at the office ever. (A tip o' the hat to Charlie) [Google Streeview via Gawker]
Google Streetview, Now Mapping Boobs
9:40 AM on Fri May 16 2008
By Ben Wojdyla
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Interesting, I thought all of the midwest was flat.
Watch for speed bumps.
G-ogle: Google Adult Content.
Honestly, has no one else seen this coming?
Okay, now lets see...
226.47 miles to May St. in Homewood, IL.
3 hours, 50 minutes.
I wonder if my boss will let me leave a little early today.
Not pictured: Julian Wright
@Spasticteapot: Yeah, it's actually called Booble
I didn't know there where white folks left in the south suburbs.
Those look like hookers. Seriously. That's what rural hookers look like. Thanks to meth and crack, they're not all 200 lbs. Not sure that makes it any better, though.
@Ash78:
...you know we were having fun until just then.
Lethe young ladies flashing the Google streetview guy... all good.
I love how technology is continually providing us with new ways to make ourselves look like total knobs. God Bless America!
I have a Google Doodle for their new service...

@Ash78:
There's suburban hookers? Now there's a convenience I was unaware of.
@MagnificentBastard: The American Nazi Party moved from Evergreen Park?
@rlj676: Nope, rural hookers. Can't say I've ever seen a suburban streetwalker...most suburban hookers are on a multi-year contract with some overworked guy. But they get to drive a Volvo SUV, if that counts as a perk.
That's a lot better than the middle-age dude going to pick up his morning paper in his underpants in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
/I totally just made that up.
@PeteJayhawk: five of us got that, pete.
@Solo_Racer:
I don't really consider Evergreen Park a suburb.I think of it more as Beverly's retarded,racist uncle in the attic.
It sure makes giving directions a new twist....
"Just drive about four miles up the road and take a right at the Double D's. Then continue to you see the C cups on the right. Turn left there."
@beer_run: a new twist
Tune-in, Tokyo!
If this picture showed up on a Google map of Santa Monica Blvd......We'd still be arguing whether that was a boy or a girl
@MagnificentBastard: I thought that was Mount Greenwood?
This is a very important development. I <3 technology.
Well sure it looks like her face might make a train take a dirt road but other than that she's got potential...
It's easy to spot hookers around my town. They usually got no teeth, are hard to look at, and are very very friendly. They'll get in your car whether you want them to or not.
Thank you once again Google. Put more of this in your maps.
The best part is that you can see her line of thinking as the car drives past as you click arrow by arrow: "Hey, that car's taking pictures of me walking down the street." "Why don't I flash him?" "Well, that was exciting."
Obviously the StreetView driver was going too fast down this narrow back road. For shame, StreetView driver.
On a sidenote, gives new meaning to 'buff right out'...
@mikedrawcar: Not being one of the five, I had to look it up (using Google naturally). [en.wikipedia.org]
Looks like a couple of teenies on their way home from middle school!
@joshman:
Does the Google Streetview Van have a WOW sticker on it?
[theneoteric.net]
Time to employ the postal service. Send a one-line letter to every house within a 3 block area with the URL for this picture. Momma won't be happy.
@Ash78: yeah and I kinda think she does that to EVERY car that drives by--not just the freaky ones with tons of cameras on top.
photoshopped
@beer_run: Using those directions, I would get lost a lot less.
Or possibly a lot more, but in that case it would be intentional.
I used to live on May street. Not in that city or state but I did live on May street.
Not teenies. From the other angle (approach from other direction), you can see the woman prior to lifting her top, is a woman (the two are walking together, with large purses, not school bags).
Image whore comes to mind.
What kind of car is doing the google streetview? You can rotate the camera so it's looking down, but it's tough to make out. (Going for lamest question on this thread)
That young lady is a hero of the first order. Keep it up girls, you're doin' the Lord's work.
Slow news day eh?
Shit yes, I'm a tipster!
The one in the back looks like her pants are half hanging off.
The real shame here, though, is that shot is looking backwards. Let's hope the driver even noticed.
@loosse: They're VW New Beetles
So it's "May Street" -- she may...or she may not.
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