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Sears To Split Into 5 Crappy Companies

sadsears.jpgSears might be be poised to sell off some of the sadder, dirtier, and lonelier of its department stores. In addition, it will reorganize itself into five distinct companies based around different sectors of the business. Details are sketchy, but so far it looks like one company will just deny warranty repairs and replacements, while another will focus its entire energies on sending incompetent technicians to your house.

Sears Would Face Soft Real-Estate Sector [WSJ]
(Photo: Allan Ferguson)

9:37 AM on Wed Jan 23 2008
By Ben Popken
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