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Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393831&view=rss&microfeed=true Ooh looky it's another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For just $250, you can show the world that YOUR NAME totally supports JOHN MCCAIN. But are there any names or phrases that... Wed, 28 May 2008 17:35:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393825&view=rss&microfeed=true We usually don't like to encourage the comedy YouTube jokes because none of them are funny, or it's something you can watch on the TeeVee, later, on your sofa or whatever, eating your "carry out."... Wed, 28 May 2008 17:25:01 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393823&view=rss&microfeed=true SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S SAYING ABOUT SCOTT MCCLELLAN'S NEW #1 BOOK, GEORGE BUSH JR. MADE VAGUE ERRORS! "I would think if he harbored such deep feelings about things he wouldn't have and shouldn't have... Wed, 28 May 2008 16:05:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393795&view=rss&microfeed=true Hello Peoples! Remember that whole thing about your Wonkette getting a new home, and all that? Well, it is still true — and tonight, Wonkette will suffer the miracle of transmigration. What... Wed, 28 May 2008 15:42:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393787&view=rss&microfeed=true BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY: "Under water grottos, caverns/ Filled with apes/ That eat figs./ Stepping on the figs/ That the apes/ Eat, they crunch./ The apes howl, bare/ Their fangs, dance,/ Tumble... Wed, 28 May 2008 14:24:41 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393757&view=rss&microfeed=true Ever since John McCain pissed all over Mitt Romney in a debate, and even before then, Mormons haven't taken kindly to the foul-mouthed, unhandsome, twice-married atheist grumpus. So it's no surprise... Wed, 28 May 2008 14:19:52 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393756&view=rss&microfeed=true Wonkette comical typos operative "Ron" sends us this screen shot of a CNN.com article in which Karl Rove lets slip a revelation of his own about terrible snitch Scott McClellan. McClellan's syntax in... Wed, 28 May 2008 13:46:43 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393741&view=rss&microfeed=true Hillary Clinton continued the Enfranchisement Tour 2k8 today in South Dakota, which is fully franchised and will likely go for Obama on June 3 but doesn't matter. While there she visited the only... Wed, 28 May 2008 12:51:30 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393718&view=rss&microfeed=true Remember when those nuts on the right, Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson, condemned beloved fast food bakery Dunkin' Donuts for letting teevee chef Rachael Ray wear a Palestinian scarf in this ad?... Wed, 28 May 2008 12:13:38 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393701&view=rss&microfeed=true The White House has issued a Papal Bull in response to former press secretary Scott McClellan's new book, in which he makes bland accusations about the Bush administration like "they may not have... Wed, 28 May 2008 12:12:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393693&view=rss&microfeed=true Way back in the early 1990s, America learned the hard way that strange e-mails from people with AOL e-mail addresses like "krazi hott lucey" are not "hott" even if they are "krazi." In other words,... Wed, 28 May 2008 11:35:41 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393678&view=rss&microfeed=true John McCain is doing his best to romance The Hollywoods, but he has found few wealthy gay liberals willing to listen to his uplifting message of war without end. As a result, he has only been able to... Wed, 28 May 2008 11:30:44 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393676&view=rss&microfeed=true Here's Barry Obama's latest "pitch" to the Puerto Ricans, which he delivers in their native language. He seems to be mentioning, once again, that he was "born on an island" too. And then he says that... Wed, 28 May 2008 10:52:33 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393655&view=rss&microfeed=true Things haven't gotten much better since we last checked in on Kwame Kilpatrick, the comical mayor of Detroit and a leading contender for Barack Obama's black vice presidency. You may recall that his... Wed, 28 May 2008 10:42:35 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393654&view=rss&microfeed=true Hey people, if you are in the Fort Wayne, Indiana area, you might stop by Studio 13 Creative Skin Design and ask Ryan Hadley for one of these sweet Barack Obama tattoos. Now GO GO GO, FIND US PHOTOS... Wed, 28 May 2008 09:44:24 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393625&view=rss&microfeed=true Remember Barry Nolan, the cable news guy who courageously took a stand against some backwater TV organization giving Bill O'Reilly a prize for working once in the greater Boston metropolitan area?... Wed, 28 May 2008 08:45:00 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393613&view=rss&microfeed=true New regulations make it harder than ever to go bankrupt these days — but that hasn't stopped many hard-working Americans from rising to the challenge. [Washington Post]A U.S. businessman says... Wed, 28 May 2008 00:30:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393574&view=rss&microfeed=true Scott McClellan, one of approximately 200 Bush Administration spokesmen since 2001, left the White House a few years ago. During his tenure, he lied about Iraq, Katrina, Terror, and whatever else was... Tue, 27 May 2008 18:31:42 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393542&view=rss&microfeed=true WAY TO GO, MOR-AN! Barack Obama has admitted that he lied about his uncle liberating Auschwitz during the last World War, when really it was the Communist Soviets. This "error" provides empirical... Tue, 27 May 2008 17:50:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393530&view=rss&microfeed=true EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS IN JUNE: Hillary is trying to protect us, people! So much bad stuff goes down in June, it's crazy! That's why they call it "June Gloom," in San Diego. [Political Machine] ... Tue, 27 May 2008 17:23:26 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393519&view=rss&microfeed=true WAHHHHHHHH: Inexplicably, website editors continue to give "Solomonic" Lanny Davis space to write. He now has an article on the Huffington Post called "Four Things the Obama Campaign Couldn't Resist... Tue, 27 May 2008 16:55:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393509&view=rss&microfeed=true This extremely awesome Associated Press photo from July 1979 shows then-president Jimmy Carter rolling off the hood of a sedan, in Kentucky, as a crowd tries to catch him and put him in Elitist... Tue, 27 May 2008 16:45:08 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393507&view=rss&microfeed=true The DNC's Rules and Bylaws Committee is holding its big hearing this Saturday to determine how it will, or won't, solve the Florida and Michigan Situation. While most people would like to find a way... Tue, 27 May 2008 15:55:52 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393487&view=rss&microfeed=true MY OH MY, every single right-wing blog is seizing on this from Gaffey McGaffesalot Obama! He said yesterday — Memorial Day! — that his uncle was among the first U.S. troops to go into... Tue, 27 May 2008 15:32:59 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393481&view=rss&microfeed=true WHAT A DINGUS: "Senator Joseph Lieberman is scheduled to headline Pastor John Hagee's 2008 Christians United For Israel Washington-Israel Summit this July 22." First he turns his back on the... Tue, 27 May 2008 14:38:50 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393459&view=rss&microfeed=true Wonkette operative "Eric" sends us this screen shot of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on the college website Facebook.com, where she currently has 666 supporters. 666 is, of course, Satan's favorite number,... Tue, 27 May 2008 14:20:33 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393448&view=rss&microfeed=true Here's how John McCain opened a speech on nonproliferation today: "For much of our history, the world considered the United States a young country. Today, we are the world's oldest constitutional... Tue, 27 May 2008 13:47:51 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393432&view=rss&microfeed=true Silly Barry Obama. He thought he could hop to Puerto Rico and say all sorts of stupid crap without us REAL AMERICANS ever hearing about it, and mocking him. But we have the teevee on our Internet, so... Tue, 27 May 2008 13:33:20 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393422&view=rss&microfeed=true Of course the biggest news this weekend was Bob Barr winning the Libertarian nomination for president at the party's craziest convention in a while. For some brilliant on-the-scene coverage, check... Tue, 27 May 2008 12:47:31 EDT phuestis http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393232&view=rss&microfeed=true Last week America's Princess Diplomat took a dream trip to the magical land of Google with gaunt diplozombie David Miliband. And look! It's our old friends, the Condi Hand Turkeys, to act as special... Tue, 27 May 2008 11:55:53 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393381&view=rss&microfeed=true Here is Your Barry "pinch-hitting" for Ted Kennedy at the Wesleyan commencement this weekend. He talked about how you should serve your country and have big ambitions. Be sure to watch all the way... Tue, 27 May 2008 11:38:45 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393373&view=rss&microfeed=true REPORTER BRAVELY EMPTIES POCKETS OF OBAMA'S 'BODY MAN': "When Mr. Obama dropped food on his tie while eating in the car between stops, Mr. Love was ready with a Tide pen. He always carries one, along... Tue, 27 May 2008 11:03:40 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393354&view=rss&microfeed=true The name of gun-toting incest pornographer and former Republican Jim Webb keeps coming up when people talk about who will be Barack Obama's vice president, mostly because the nomination of a Sexist... Tue, 27 May 2008 10:04:02 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393328&view=rss&microfeed=true George W. Bush will appear at his boyfriend John McCain's fundraiser in Arizona today. McCain is so proud of Bush's support that the nation's 43rd president will appear briefly, in the dark, with a... Tue, 27 May 2008 08:43:25 EDT Sara K. Smith http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393300&view=rss&microfeed=true Another reason we will all be starving soon: with no more illegal immigrants to pick crops, upstate New York farmers aren't planting as much food anymore. [New York Times]Compounding the problem is... Mon, 26 May 2008 18:44:22 EDT Jim Newell http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393234&view=rss&microfeed=true BEST IDEA EVER: While you terrible humans have been out on your beaches and patios drinking Corona and eating "ribs," hilarious Clinton lawyer-friend Lanny Davis has been delivering the best Michigan... Sun, 25 May 2008 02:00:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393150&view=rss&microfeed=true The survivalists are getting ready, financial wizard and California congresswoman Laura Richardson nearly lost three houses to foreclosure, Terminator Hillary is now hunting Obama in Puerto Rico, but... Fri, 23 May 2008 20:13:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393110&view=rss&microfeed=true The response to Hillary Clinton's wacky "but Obama might get assassinated like Bobby Kennedy" comments has been swift, massive, and hilarious. Or depressing. "Swift, massive, and depressing." Or... Fri, 23 May 2008 17:43:00 EDT Ken Layne http://wonkette.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393092&view=rss&microfeed=true Somebody at Daily Kos just found this shocking video of Hillary making her plans. The man in the chair is, of course, George Stephanopoulos. [YouTube]