celebrity
Did Barack or Michelle deliver some stern words to Billy Ray Cyrus after he invited the Obama children to be on the
Hannah Montana show anytime they wanted? After all,
we begged the Obamas not to do it—too much potentially damaging child-star drama!—and now Miley's Dad seems to be backtracking. Billy "Achy Breaky Heart" Ray sounds chastened:
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gossip roundup
- Jennifer Aniston has an "unbelievably warm and respectful" relationship with ex-husband Brad Pitt, but that skank new wife of his? Who recently told the Times she and Pitt fell in love on the Mr. & Miss Smith set, while he was still married to Aniston? She's a piece of work. "That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
- This one ex-hooker may or may not have tape recorded her phone conversations with Ashley Dupre, call girl to Eliot Spitzer. On this basis, she's been deemed worthy of a pay-to-view porn site in her honor. Looking at naked pictures of a girl who maybe talked to Dupre a few times will set you back $5.99 . [P6]
- A Harlem church's applause for Hillary Clinton was merely "courteous." Scandal! [P6]
- Sarah Jessica Parker would like everyone to know that there is no Sex And The City movie sequel until she says there is a Sex And The City movie sequel. OK? Thanks. [Access Hollywood]
- Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend showed up at a Christian bookstore for Stephen Baldwin's book signing. Cyrus is friends with Baldwin's daughter; Baldwin has a a Hannah Montana tattoo on his arm, because Cyrus dared him to. [E!]
- Either Joe the Plumber was trashing John McCain, or a bunch of bar patrons decided to swarm some McCain-hater who looks like Joe the Plumber. [P6]
gossip roundup
- While you were merely voting and watching television or whatever, Kirsten Dunst was personally investigating the voting process, in North Dakota. She was asking America why it's terrible at voting, and hoping the answer has nothing to do with movies. [Daily Star]
- Oprah Winfrey on Obama's speech, post-cry: "I was so, so, so excited and then just sort of a calm came over me." [Insider]
- Jessica Alba was impressed that John McCain dealt with racial issues in his concession speech; Harvey Weinstein called Obama's win "a great day for America;" Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger "burst into tears" when the race was called for Obama. As though she had a choice. [R&M]
- It's not an entirely happy morning in America: Lesbian heiress Courtenay Semel lost her allowance. [P6]
- Miley Cyrus is already gearing herself up to just say "NO" to unreasonable posing requests from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Including anything involving bedsheets. [Entertainment Weekly]
sex wars
It takes a village to raise a child—and to protect a precocious, professionally-sexualized teen's virginity. Disney puppet-performer
Miley Cyrus's dad, former country singer Billy Ray, was recently sort-of
quoted in the Sun about giving 15-year-old Miley "the talk." Because she has an older boyfriend now! "I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something stupid were to happen and she would no longer be a role model for young girls," he said. This is no longer about Miley, America.
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celebrity science
Miley Cyrus, who was shamelessly hoodwinked and tricked and bamboozled into
taking off her shirt by
Vanity Fair's hypnotic
lesbian Jewish mystic, Annie Leibovitz, has suddenly developed normal teenaged sexual urges just a few months later! Go figure. Cyrus, still 15 despite a fake Disney Sweet Sixteen party a couple of weesk ago, is almost definitely hooking up with a 20-year old model boyfriend named Justin Gaston. Daddy Bill-Ray has said the two kids are just friends, but
after Page Six ran the latest and most detailed sighting of the couple yet this morning, from an LA Fashion Week rendezvous, it's hard to believe him. Just listen to what the little harlot is up to:
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gossip roundup
- Three months after giving birth, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is said to be pregnant. Everyone's freaking out, "pals are begging her to abort." If only there was a national political leader, preferably experienced with teen pregnancy, who could guide the celebrity family in these trying times. [National Enquirer]
- The boyfriend of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus might be 20 years old, but he's "a good kid," according to Cyrus' dad. He's "searching for the dream," whatever that might be. [People]
- Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are hoping groping each other in public will lead to a more meaningful reconciliation. Apparently "taking it slow" includes ass grabbing. Fair enough. [People]
- Is it really surprising to hear Angelna Jolie had a tummy tuck after giving birth to twins? The real question is whether she got the French government to pay for it. [Star]
gossip roundup
- So now Demi Moore is dating Michael Phelps? After all of Ashton's hard work making "Punk'd" she just trades him in for a younger model? [P6]
- Adorable Tina Fey wins three Emmys, loses her purse. [AP]
- Lindsay Lohan is supposedly buying a condo in the Dakota. [Daily Star]
- Martha Stewart fired her hairdresser over excess markup on blonde hair dye. Let that be a lesson to all you stylists looking to make a fast buck on dye! [P6]
- Miley Cyrus can't wait to be done with Hannah Montana, supposedly. [TMZ]
- Scarlett Johansson slowly pissing off everyone on the Lower East Side, starting with this bouncer. [P6]
- Dolly Parton leaps from the audience at the "9 to 5" musical to keep everyone entertained during technical difficulties. Matt Drudge was touched by her showmanship. [KTLA via Drudge]
- Mariah Carey likes to have the bathroom all to herself, thank you very much. [P6, second item]
- Kate Moss may have finally broken up with Jamie Hince. [Sun]