rocketpop commented on Nobody Good Enough for Zadie Smith's Stupid Award or Whatever

"more important than all of this is, how did vincent d'onofrio get so fat?"

rocketpop commented on Fake Reporter Bird Poo Vid Is Mockumentary By 'Arrested Development' Actor

"is gawker now like a "best of ebaum's world" or something?"

rocketpop commented on Nobel Laureate Feels Sorry for All the Pretty Young Authors

"How did Shikasta ever get published?"

rocketpop commented on Most Honest Moment of Decision 2008: 30 Seconds of Silence

"Q: why don't you guys just vote all on one day and get this bullshit over with?"

rocketpop commented on The Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientology Tried To Suppress

"are we sure he's not just a member of the sacred order of stonecutters?"

rocketpop commented on Alumni Report

"I agree with hufflepuff."

rocketpop commented on Happiness Publishers Run Out of New Ideas

"they're just harking back to that literary pioneer, Erma Bombeck?"

rocketpop commented on Leno's Self-Penned Monologue Broke Strike Rules

"wow, I think a couple people on this board need to get a room!"

rocketpop commented on In the Future, You'll Be Having Relations With Sexbots, and Women Will Be Rendered Irrelevant

"Thanks, Screen Name, I just spat cheese & crackers all over the keyboard!"

rocketpop commented on Eat With James Lipton!

"mm, cup of soup with pretentious asshole."