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"@Richard: Ed and Chace aren't ambiguous, right?"

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"People who live in stone houses should not throw glass."

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"This photo finally gives us a witty nickname for Ms."

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"I made a similar research snafu when I offered Karl Rove's soul to Beelzebub."

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"@Richard: I disagree."

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"You need to get the full tape of this oddly shot footage."

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"Most of his offspring has been meth-free since May 2006."

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"I think Travolta made some questionable autistic choices in the Look Who's Talking series."

Nard commented on The Carpet Cleaner Controversy That Preceded Jett Travolta's Death

"Diagnoses of man-animal diseases can be tricky."