"This guy has been deemed unfit to where a cop's badge but the right man to go to Albany and represent his constituents?
Did we recently redistrict Riker's?"
"@BigRiver: You're onto something here.
I'm thinking if we included a large cash reward for the return of the reality stars' still warm scalps, and it's an immediate green light from the FX network."
"Heather Graham has generously doled out test drives on the catbag to pretty much every conscious male in Los Angeles and New York City, so it was only a matter of time till she took that thing further east and began working her way through that continent."
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