Dandy Darkly commented on Richard Simmons Psychotically Grateful For TV Time

"I thought it was the prince who put the slipper on Cinderella, not the queen."

Dandy Darkly commented on Benoit Denizet-Lewis Cannily Combines Sex, Addiction

"@tribalpottery: Will "the author" be signing copies through the glory hole in the men's 2nd floor restroom?"

Dandy Darkly commented on Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature

"@siouxnyc: DO NOT disparage Wolf!"

Dandy Darkly commented on Entourage Star Sent For Model After Calling In Sick

"@Sigerson: Aren't Turtle and Meadow a real life couple?"

Dandy Darkly commented on Cop-Punching Crazy Woman Has Gaza Boating Misadventure

"She will have her day."

Dandy Darkly commented on America's Best Ballot Disqualified

"He LARPs."

Dandy Darkly commented on 'Mr. Kerrey Has Retreated into the Swayduck'

"Swayduck, he's intellectual."

Dandy Darkly commented on Throwing Shoes: Attempted Murder

"@Weegee's bored: Wasn't there a schoolyard rhyme about beating your mother with a rubber hose?"

Dandy Darkly commented on Eliot Spitzer Wanders Into Media Party, Thinking It Was Something Else

"@Iceland_Spar: Is there any other kind of SNL impersonation attempt?"

Dandy Darkly commented on A Black Eye for Bush's Mouthpiece

"@The Real JR: Hah."