City_Dater commented on We Know What's Going to Happen On Tonight's Real World Premiere

"Are they recycling backstories for these people?"

City_Dater commented on Roland Burris Will Very Probably Be a Senator

"@propertius: Yep."

City_Dater commented on Obama Has Lunch With Lonely Old Failures

"@Weegee's bored: Nah."

City_Dater commented on Celebrity-Backed Mediacentric High to Add New Dimension to Private School Snobbery

"Imagine being the token Poor, trapped in a graduating class of 44 insufferable wankers...lord, might as well just move to some town too small to have a football team or beg your parents to home school you."

City_Dater commented on Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny

"In related news, drug studies that prove things anyone who has ever done drugs already knows are apparently very popular with the foundations that fund this sort of research."

City_Dater commented on Laura Bush's Memoir Worth a Paltry Sum

"If she would reveal that she's been living in Blair House for the past three years, since her slow weaning off "muscle relaxants" has made being in the same space with W."

City_Dater commented on Ann Coulter: Professional Victim

"Poor stupid Ann..."

City_Dater commented on The Internet: Good for Reading

"@Molly Holly: You'll have to say it's a memoir to get anyone to even think about publishing it, so get really comfortable in that persona now, before you end up like that white suburban gal who pretended to be a gang-banger."

City_Dater commented on Eyes on the Prize

"The dubious fashion choices, the superfluity of hair..."

City_Dater commented on Tom Cruise Will Give Your 'Valkyrie' Review a Happy Ending

"@apocalypse-nowish: Everyone involved is better than a shitty Tom Cruise movie...which is why I think it's intended to be a joke."