Private Hangnail commented on Wikipedia Cofounder's Wiki Bailout Plan

"@Almostbanned: I wish Dash Snow were dead sometimes too."

Private Hangnail commented on Oprah Grapples with Gift of Gay

"I will admit I've always felt that my being gay was an offense to, you know, god or God, and I suddenly feel less special now that he doesn't hate me."

Private Hangnail commented on Obama's Shady Friends List

"Satan, the Olsen Twins, Ivan the Terrible, Katie Couric, Charles Darwin, Pontius Pilate, Jenny McCarthy, Bob Barr, Mr."

Private Hangnail commented on "Miss... Um... Madonna If You Nasty."

"So the Joke Begins Two Bags Enter a Bar..."

Private Hangnail commented on 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'

"@belltolls: @Aaron Altman: Aw, thanks guys!"

Private Hangnail commented on 'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'

"And by stimulus you obviously mean our prostate economy."

Private Hangnail commented on The Tears of a TSA Agent

"I would gladly sacrifice my personal safety if I could keep my shoes on at the airport."

Private Hangnail commented on You Should Go To Luke Russert's Inaug-Eve Partay

"Will they let Roland Burris in?"

Private Hangnail commented on Oprah Deigns to Acknowledge Herman Rosenblat Hoax

"@Hydroceph: Maybe?"

Private Hangnail commented on Oprah Deigns to Acknowledge Herman Rosenblat Hoax

"My problem with the story wasn't the lies or Oprah but rather the choice of food that was lobbed over the fence."