Jezebelhttp://jezebel.comCelebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing.enThu, 23 May 2013 17:58:22 GMTThu, 23 May 2013 17:58:22 GMT2Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just 'Pro-Straight'http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Tq1G1rrRU90/homophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oklqrvtlueujpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">Homophobes have a branding problem. Most Americans now think gay sex is &#34;acceptable&#34; (how gracious of them) and thus are turned off by politicians and pundits who, say, compare homosexuality to pedophilia or generally think gay people are icky. Former National Organization for Marriage leader Maggie Gallagher has a genius solution: bring on the &#34;Pro-Straight&#34; Movement!</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/homophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c51d02f/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhomophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096&t=Homophobes+Aren%27t%2C+Like%2C+Homophobic+--+They%27re+Just+%27Pro-Straight%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhomophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096&t=Homophobes+Aren%27t%2C+Like%2C+Homophobic+--+They%27re+Just+%27Pro-Straight%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhomophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096&t=Homophobes+Aren%27t%2C+Like%2C+Homophobic+--+They%27re+Just+%27Pro-Straight%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhomophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096&t=Homophobes+Aren%27t%2C+Like%2C+Homophobic+--+They%27re+Just+%27Pro-Straight%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhomophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096&t=Homophobes+Aren%27t%2C+Like%2C+Homophobic+--+They%27re+Just+%27Pro-Straight%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664268977/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c51d02f/kg/342-363/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664268977/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c51d02f/kg/342-363/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664268977/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c51d02f/kg/342-363/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Tq1G1rrRU90" height="1" width="1"/>maggie gallagherlgbtqpro-straightThu, 23 May 2013 17:50:00 GMT509494096Katie J.M. Bakerhttp://jezebel.com/homophobes-arent-like-homophobic-theyre-just-pr-509494096The Complex, Challenging Life of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeterhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/CjxptQIWLC4/the-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359<p class="has-media media-640"><span class="flex-video widescreen"><iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kWtG7_OGF9s?wmode=transparent&#38;rel=0&#38;autohide=1&#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-kWtG7_OGF9s"></iframe></span></p><p class="first-text"> Abercrombie &#38; Fitch has an entire Web series dedicated to its most famous naked torsos — the store greeters. The job interview is a series of one-armed push-ups, and the best greeters get flown around the world to greet at high-profile store openings. &#34;It's like a traveling frat,&#34; boasts one.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/the-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c521605/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359&t=The+Complex%2C+Challenging+Life+of+a+Shirtless+Abercrombie+Store+Greeter" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359&t=The+Complex%2C+Challenging+Life+of+a+Shirtless+Abercrombie+Store+Greeter" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359&t=The+Complex%2C+Challenging+Life+of+a+Shirtless+Abercrombie+Store+Greeter" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359&t=The+Complex%2C+Challenging+Life+of+a+Shirtless+Abercrombie+Store+Greeter" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359&t=The+Complex%2C+Challenging+Life+of+a+Shirtless+Abercrombie+Store+Greeter" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664454628/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c521605/kg/342/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664454628/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c521605/kg/342/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664454628/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c521605/kg/342/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/CjxptQIWLC4" height="1" width="1"/>fashionrag tradecelebrityroundupThu, 23 May 2013 17:30:00 GMT509491359Jenna Sauershttp://jezebel.com/the-complex-challenging-life-of-a-shirtless-abercrombi-509491359What to Do If You Meet a Racist Dog: Make a Joke About It!http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/xeQO7NABURw/what-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okpzmt12uphjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">You know when you're walking with your dog and you get to the dog park and he's barking at another dog's owner and you feel super embarrassed because you're just trying to <em>take a fucking walk in the park</em>? And then you realize that...oh...that dude/woman he's barking at is not Caucasian and it slowly dawns on you that your dog might be <em>just a little bit racist</em>? Well, one dog owner has had this experience and she wants to know how to deal with you and your racist dog.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/what-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c5129af/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwhat-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700&t=What+to+Do+If+You+Meet+a+Racist+Dog%3A+Make+a+Joke+About+It%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwhat-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700&t=What+to+Do+If+You+Meet+a+Racist+Dog%3A+Make+a+Joke+About+It%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwhat-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700&t=What+to+Do+If+You+Meet+a+Racist+Dog%3A+Make+a+Joke+About+It%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwhat-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700&t=What+to+Do+If+You+Meet+a+Racist+Dog%3A+Make+a+Joke+About+It%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwhat-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700&t=What+to+Do+If+You+Meet+a+Racist+Dog%3A+Make+a+Joke+About+It%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664786066/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5129af/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664786066/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5129af/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664786066/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5129af/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/xeQO7NABURw" height="1" width="1"/>racismracedogsThu, 23 May 2013 17:10:00 GMT509500700Kate Drieshttp://jezebel.com/what-to-do-if-you-meet-a-racist-dog-make-a-joke-about-509500700In Defense of the Attention Whorehttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/_8pQIsFdE00/in-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okrxoekqjwggif/ku-xlarge.gif" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">Attention whores are the Rodney Dangerfields of the world: They get no respect. It's not hard to see why. They hurl themselves at the spotlight and writhe pathetically in its ethereal glow, all but begging us — and sometimes outright begging us — to look at them, no matter how awkward, how painful, how sad, how pitiful. We get to have it both ways, too: We look, we linger, and then we play judge and jury. Then they get all <em>invaded-feeling</em> and just want some normal peace and quiet. <em>I didn't ask for this</em>! HA, we say, HA! Because they always come back. BTW, the people we label this way are also mostly women.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/in-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c5125b5/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fin-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561&t=In+Defense+of+the+Attention+Whore" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fin-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561&t=In+Defense+of+the+Attention+Whore" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fin-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561&t=In+Defense+of+the+Attention+Whore" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fin-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561&t=In+Defense+of+the+Attention+Whore" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fin-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561&t=In+Defense+of+the+Attention+Whore" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664785700/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5125b5/kg/342-363/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664785700/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5125b5/kg/342-363/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664785700/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5125b5/kg/342-363/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/_8pQIsFdE00" height="1" width="1"/>attention whore fame whore desperate womenThu, 23 May 2013 16:45:00 GMT509362561Tracy Moorehttp://jezebel.com/in-defense-of-the-attention-whore-509362561Duchess Catherine Avec Bump: Like Sunshine on a Cloudy Dayhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/0KxPGu-LLC0/duchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okfcsu5dmwxjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">Mellow yellow. Yellow belly?</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/duchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c5133fb/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fduchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428&t=Duchess+Catherine+Avec+Bump%3A+Like+Sunshine+on+a+Cloudy+Day" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fduchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428&t=Duchess+Catherine+Avec+Bump%3A+Like+Sunshine+on+a+Cloudy+Day" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fduchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428&t=Duchess+Catherine+Avec+Bump%3A+Like+Sunshine+on+a+Cloudy+Day" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fduchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428&t=Duchess+Catherine+Avec+Bump%3A+Like+Sunshine+on+a+Cloudy+Day" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fduchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428&t=Duchess+Catherine+Avec+Bump%3A+Like+Sunshine+on+a+Cloudy+Day" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664266915/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5133fb/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664266915/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5133fb/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664266915/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5133fb/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/0KxPGu-LLC0" height="1" width="1"/>kate middletonfashionsnap judgmentduchess of cambridgeroyalsThu, 23 May 2013 16:30:00 GMT509489428Dodai Stewarthttp://jezebel.com/duchess-catherine-avec-bump-like-sunshine-on-a-cloudy-509489428Shut It Down! Amazon's New Fan Fiction Platform Does Not Allow Pornhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/C-JD4hJQvGA/shut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okgbvm1ksi1jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">Good news for those of you who've spent the last 15-years sitting on piles of <em>Newsies</em> fan fiction that you don't know what to do with (in other words, good news, me). Amazon is now launching a fan fiction platform that will allow you to publish and actually get paid for your work.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/shut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c5142c3/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664358438/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5142c3/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664358438/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5142c3/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664358438/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5142c3/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/C-JD4hJQvGA" height="1" width="1"/>amazonfan fictionbooksThu, 23 May 2013 16:10:00 GMT509489647Madeleine Davieshttp://jezebel.com/shut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647io9 Christopher Nolan explains how Watchmen paved the way for Man of Steel | Lifehacker The Post-Colhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/HdKKz8AISb8/io9-christopher-nolan-explains-how-watchmen-paved-the-w-509510673<p class="first-text"><strong>io9 </strong><a href="http://bit.ly/10TMZct" target="_blank">Christopher Nolan explains how Watchmen paved the way for Man of Steel</a> | <strong>Lifehacker </strong><a href="http://bit.ly/11dfsFQ" target="_blank">The Post-College Survival Guide</a> | <strong>Jalopnik </strong><a href="http://bit.ly/13NHo8F" target="_blank">Did The McLaren P1 Just Obliterate The Lap Record At The Nurburgring?</a> | <strong>Deadspin </strong><a href="http://deadsp.in/188z4nq" target="_blank">ESPN Is Now Hiring. Young And Cheap May Apply.</a></p><p><a href="http://lauren.kinja.com/io9-christopher-nolan-explains-how-watchmen-paved-the-w-509510673">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c51d030/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Flauren.kinja.com%2Fio9-christopher-nolan-explains-how-watchmen-paved-the-w-509510673&t=io9+Christopher+Nolan+explains+how+Watchmen+paved+the+way+for+Man+of+Steel+%7C+Lifehacker+The+Post-Col" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Flauren.kinja.com%2Fio9-christopher-nolan-explains-how-watchmen-paved-the-w-509510673&t=io9+Christopher+Nolan+explains+how+Watchmen+paved+the+way+for+Man+of+Steel+%7C+Lifehacker+The+Post-Col" target="_blank"><img 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study of the barium levels in a Neanderthal child's fossilized molar suggests that the child had been breastfed exclusively for seven months, and completely weaned by 14 months—way earlier than the attachment-parented kids in last year's <a href="http://jezebel.com/5909225/attachment-parenting-freakish-or-feminist"><em>Time</em> cover story</a><inset id="5909225"></inset>.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/sorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c50d325/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312&t=Sorry%2C+Lactation+Mafia%3A+Neanderthals+Breastfed+for+Only+About+a+Year" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a 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Rates Drophttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Hx8VWYiZCSs/kids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="461" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okfqo10dcgojpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">Following <a href="http://jezebel.com/5900723/teen-pregnancy-rate-drops-to-lowest-ever-thanks-to-birth-control-and-abject-terror">trends from the past several years</a><inset id="5900723"></inset>, a <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db123.htm" target="_blank">report released Thursday</a> by the Center for Disease Control indicates that all those crazy anti-teen pregnancy ads might be working, because the rate of teen births dropped 25 percent between 2007 and 2011. In case you'd like to go visit those teenagers and give them a high-five, the Susies and Brads who should be getting a special shout-out for their ability to put a bag on it live in what are deemed The Mountain States (Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Nevada and Utah). They're also Hispanic!</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/kids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c508634/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664783356/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c508634/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664783356/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c508634/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664783356/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c508634/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Hx8VWYiZCSs" height="1" width="1"/>cdcteen pregnancyThu, 23 May 2013 15:30:00 GMT509478452Kate Drieshttp://jezebel.com/kids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452Check Out Obama's Adorable Prom Pichttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Hjty74ZLwE0/check-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oklelv1zllsjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">After last week's hellish scandal week, President Barack Obama could use a little PR break. What's this? Photos of a young Barry at his prom have unearthed and Michelle was not his date? Is that infidelity? Does this mean impeachment? IS HE WEARING MARIJUANA AROUND HIS NECK? Nope, this photo is just sweet and innocent. </p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/check-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c50813b/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664782808/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50813b/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664782808/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50813b/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664782808/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50813b/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Hjty74ZLwE0" height="1" width="1"/>barack obama promhigh schoolhawaiipresidentyearbookThu, 23 May 2013 15:10:00 GMT509484944Kristine Gutierrezhttp://jezebel.com/check-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Factory in Syria Openhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/SxvfJQIKBTk/hello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oie6whxf0sfjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p><p class="first-text">Cartoon characters can perform lots of physics-defying sight gags. Sometimes, they can even cross over from Toon Town into the real-person world and cause portly private detectives no end of trouble. Or help Michael Jordan save Earth from aliens. Or scoop out large chunks of a child’s brain with all the practiced tenacity of a professional pumpkin-carver. They’re also capable of driving demand for merchandise so high that a factory embroidering Hello Kitty baby blankets can keep churning out goods in the middle of a civil war.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/hello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4fda5d/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664781669/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4fda5d/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664781669/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4fda5d/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664781669/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4fda5d/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/SxvfJQIKBTk" height="1" width="1"/>aleppomickey mouseblanketshello kittysyriaThu, 23 May 2013 14:50:00 GMT509422360Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/hello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360Finally, a Body Scrub That Doubles as Pretzel Diphttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/MTfhofewoEg/finally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiw4fg4092jjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p><p class="first-text">Haven’t you always wanted a body scrub that would wash away your belly button filth and make a serviceable dip for your pretzel sticks? Because that’s the direction the odiferous beauty industry is sloshing in right now — edible lotions, salves, oils, and scrubs that you can use to get into a guilt-free 9 ½ Weeks Situation, or smell so you can get that full feeling without the inconvenient ingestion of actual calories.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/finally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4f51f8/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665330598/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f51f8/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665330598/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f51f8/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665330598/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f51f8/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/MTfhofewoEg" height="1" width="1"/>shampooscrubsfoodbeauty productssoaplotionThu, 23 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT509447935Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/finally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935Congress May Soon Let Us Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trainshttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/pkZ0xOIQEZs/congress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiwemfnirmgjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p><p class="first-text">Good news, lovers of furry domestic mammals! The House of Representatives introduced legislation on Tuesday that would require Amtrak (the government-subsidized rail system that brings so much joy to so many commuters along the Northeastern corridor) to let passengers bring their dogs or cats on specially-designated trains, thus introducing the possibility for an adorable, all-puppy remake of Strangers on a Train.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/congress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4f3589/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664778473/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f3589/kg/355/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664778473/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f3589/kg/355/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664778473/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f3589/kg/355/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/pkZ0xOIQEZs" height="1" width="1"/>catsgovernmentlegislationtrainscongresscommutepoliticssqueepetsdogsamtrakThu, 23 May 2013 13:30:00 GMT509448270Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/congress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270Amanda Bynes Insists Drug Den Pix Were Fake: 'Those Aren't My Toes!'http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/JdpQLFvdo5I/amanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048<p class=" class=&#34;has-media media-640&#34; first-text"><strong><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ok8zhgu2f0mjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/>Amanda Bynes </strong>is threatening to sue <em>In Touch </em>for running &#34;fake&#34; photos of herself along with the exclusive interview she gave them: possibly part of a new game show called <em>That's Not </em>My<em> Flophouse! </em>Take my wife! Please!</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/amanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4f1e4c/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664351960/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f1e4c/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664351960/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f1e4c/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664351960/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f1e4c/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/JdpQLFvdo5I" height="1" width="1"/>lil waynerihannadirt baghoward sternchaz ebertjewelcourteney coxjennifer anistonkim kardashianmeredith phillipsjordan kleinmatthew perryskrillexjonah hillmiaann curryewan mcgregorbenjamin bronfmankatie couriceva longoriaamanda bynesgwyneth paltrowroger ebertangelina joliericky gervaisThu, 23 May 2013 13:00:00 GMT509473048Anna Breslawhttp://jezebel.com/amanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048Two Grown Men Reenact Conversation Between Dad and His 2-Year-Old Girlhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/WQfpIeWQcCY/two-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877<p class=" class=&#34;has-media media-640&#34; first-text"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdtD19tXX30" target="_blank"><span class="flex-video widescreen"><iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zdtD19tXX30?wmode=transparent&#38;rel=0&#38;autohide=1&#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-zdtD19tXX30"></iframe></span></a> Here's the setup: Filmmaker Matthew Clarke and another &#34;full grown man&#34; (David Milchard) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/ConvosWith2YrOld?feature=watch" target="_blank">reenact actual conversations</a> Clarke has had with his two-year-old girl Coco Frances Harrison-Clarke.</p><p><a href="http://gawker.com/two-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c51d031/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Ftwo-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877&t=Two+Grown+Men+Reenact+Conversation+Between+Dad+and+His+2-Year-Old+Girl" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Ftwo-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877&t=Two+Grown+Men+Reenact+Conversation+Between+Dad+and+His+2-Year-Old+Girl" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Ftwo-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877&t=Two+Grown+Men+Reenact+Conversation+Between+Dad+and+His+2-Year-Old+Girl" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Ftwo-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877&t=Two+Grown+Men+Reenact+Conversation+Between+Dad+and+His+2-Year-Old+Girl" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Ftwo-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877&t=Two+Grown+Men+Reenact+Conversation+Between+Dad+and+His+2-Year-Old+Girl" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/WQfpIeWQcCY" height="1" width="1"/>reenactmentthis is funnythings we likedaddy-daughter dayThu, 23 May 2013 12:30:58 GMT509474877Neetzan Zimmermanhttp://gawker.com/two-grown-men-reenact-conversation-between-dad-and-his-509474877Samsung Introduces You to the Perfect Husband/Domestic Servanthttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/GESraqquN7A/samsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992<p class=" class=&#34;has-media media-640&#34; first-text"><a href="http://youtu.be/u9HMhSvnbmk" target="_blank"><span class="flex-video widescreen"><iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u9HMhSvnbmk?wmode=transparent&#38;rel=0&#38;autohide=1&#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-u9HMhSvnbmk"></iframe></span></a> An ad for Samsung’s wide world of evolved televisions featuring a dimwitted couch-bound husband transformed into a domestic servant marionette has drawn cries (mostly from <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/1eimlk/evolutionary_husband_samsung_commercial/" target="_blank">MRAs on Reddit</a>, but also now from <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/05/22/men-are-idiots-samsung-says/" target="_blank">Fox News</a>) of sexism. Probably a fair critique, although Adweek’s David Gianatasio doesn’t think the outrage is <a href="http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/samsung-presents-advertisings-most-idiotically-primitive-husband-ever-149710" target="_blank">all that warranted</a>. After all, the ad does feature catchy music, so how bad can it be, really?</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/samsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c48c69a/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665309834/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48c69a/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665309834/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48c69a/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665309834/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48c69a/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/GESraqquN7A" height="1" width="1"/>stereotypesbadvertisinghusbandadvertisingsamsungThu, 23 May 2013 03:55:00 GMT509420992Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/samsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992Supervillain Tim Gunn Enjoys Espresso While Plotting World Dominationhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Is-p-16q1Zs/supervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oifv8uydwfjjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p><p class="first-text">NEW YORK, NY - MAY 22: Coffee lover and apparent supervillain Tim Gunn shares his savvy and sophisticated tips for entertaining with Nespresso this summer on May 22, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Nespresso)</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/supervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47ef3e/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664240854/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47ef3e/kg/355/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664240854/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47ef3e/kg/355/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664240854/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47ef3e/kg/355/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Is-p-16q1Zs" height="1" width="1"/>coffeetim gunnsnap judgmentespressotodaynespressoThu, 23 May 2013 03:15:00 GMT509424692Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/supervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692Who Wants a Third Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone as a Porn Magnate?http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/XMovYKWo0q4/who-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oics3gf5i6vjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p><p class="first-text">In a movie-making era of pre-branded, built-in-audience features, the sequel, remake, and adaptation reign supreme. Why make a brand new movie with brand new characters when you can just recycle old characters? People are leery of strangers, and with good reason: strangers are totally unpredictable, a lesson most of us have been taught since childhood by anxious authority figures. Far better to be ice-picked by someone you know than by someone who isn’t Sharon Stone, which is probably why there’s a rumor afoot that a third <em>Basic Instinct</em> will be exposing its panty-less nethers sometime in the not-so-distant future.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/who-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47fd4c/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664426415/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47fd4c/kg/342-363/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664426415/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47fd4c/kg/342-363/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664426415/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47fd4c/kg/342-363/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/XMovYKWo0q4" height="1" width="1"/>sequelsrumorsmoviessharon stonebasic instinctfilmThu, 23 May 2013 02:30:00 GMT509420121Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/who-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121Pussy Rioter Opts Out of ‘Absurd’ Parole Hearing, Starts Hunger Strikehttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/JS2ecuxPahQ/pussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oic228kgdu3jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p><p class="first-text">Ready for a trip to the frightening Twilight Zone episode that is Russian punk band <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pussy-riot">Pussy Riot</a>’s continued incarceration? After being refused permission to appear at her own parole hearing and subsequently forbidding her lawyers to further represent her during the hearing, Maria Alyokhina, one of the band’s two imprisoned members, has begun a hunger strike to protest a justice system widely considered to have no dearth of Kafka-esque absurdities. </p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/pussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c48077b/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fpussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816&t=Pussy+Rioter+Opts+Out+of+%E2%80%98Absurd%E2%80%99+Parole+Hearing%2C+Starts+Hunger+Strike" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a 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Barryhttp://jezebel.com/pussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816Illinois Makes Birth Control Information in Sex Ed Classes Mandatoryhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/MKf0bqIKRSA/illinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="384" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiir9rkzhubjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">While many of America's classrooms <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/abstinence-only-sex-ed-driving-std-rates-203137849.html" target="_blank">remain criminally regressive</a> when it comes to their sexual education policies, today Illinois has helped put a kibosh on some of that bullshit by stepping slightly into the 21st Century.</p><p><a href="http://gawker.com/illinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' 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src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/MKf0bqIKRSA" height="1" width="1"/>sexsex edthings we likeeducationThu, 23 May 2013 01:45:00 GMT509429526Cord Jeffersonhttp://gawker.com/illinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526CBS has greenlit a comedy based on the Cameron Diaz movie about a lackluster educator.http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/r1AcGxmykcc/cbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888<p class="first-text">CBS has greenlit a comedy based on the Cameron Diaz movie about a <a href="http://tvline.com/2013/05/22/cbs-new-series-fall-2013-bad-teacher/" target="_blank">lackluster educator</a>. Ari Graynor from <em>Fringe</em> will, however, be on Diaz duty.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/cbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47dc68/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664238979/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47dc68/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664238979/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47dc68/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664238979/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47dc68/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/r1AcGxmykcc" height="1" width="1"/>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:20:00 GMT509422888Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/cbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888The Lonely Island Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectlyhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Y2SClWnIin0/the-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166<p class=" class=&#34;has-media media-640&#34; first-text"><a href="http://youtu.be/M94ii6MVilw" target="_blank"><span class="flex-video widescreen"><iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/M94ii6MVilw?wmode=transparent&#38;rel=0&#38;autohide=1&#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-M94ii6MVilw"></iframe></span></a> As hilariously incorrect as this Lonely Island semicolon rap is, we really must advise against using semicolons at all. They’re super unnecessary; just ask Kurt Vonnegut:</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/the-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47936e/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665305930/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47936e/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665305930/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47936e/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665305930/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47936e/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Y2SClWnIin0" height="1" width="1"/>semicolonmaya rudolphlonely islandpunctuationkurt vonnegutThu, 23 May 2013 01:10:00 GMT509418166Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/the-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166West Point Sergeant Accused of Filming Female Cadets in the Showerhttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/AnnCuO-AmD0/west-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oib5zznadovjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p><p class="first-text">Yet another sexual harassment scandal has been uncovered in one of our nation’s proudest military academies. A sergeant first class on staff at the United States Military Academy at West Point has, according to Army officials, been charged with allegedly filming female cadets without their consent, sometimes when they were undressing in the bathroom or shower, because nothing helps cadets learn the vital importance of military surveillance better than a lascivious superior officer betraying their trust. Moving right along!</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/west-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4727c3/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664330249/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4727c3/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664330249/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4727c3/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664330249/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4727c3/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/AnnCuO-AmD0" height="1" width="1"/>michael mcclendonwest pointmilitarysexual assaultsexual harassmentThu, 23 May 2013 00:35:00 GMT509417282Doug Barryhttp://jezebel.com/west-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/2K_GtdAKe4U/beyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiakybtlx7ijpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p> <p class="first-text">I mean, I like <strong>Blue Ivy</strong> and everything—she's super welcome at my birthday karaoke—but I seriously do <em>not</em> get the appeal of obsessive celebrity womb-sleuthing. Like, you guys, <strong>Beyonce</strong> either <em>has</em> another adorable mini-muffin Easy-Baking in her diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler mommy-oven, or she <em>doesn't</em>. And either way, I'm SURE she will let you know in her own time. These things have a way of coming out, eventually, on a waterslide of bloody sequins. But anyway, Bey-Bey went to France and ate a fish and now all the amateur gumshoes are putting on their <em>thinking caps</em> and it's just sooooooooo annoying.</p><p><a href="http://jezebel.com/beyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4721cf/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664329653/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4721cf/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664329653/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4721cf/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664329653/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4721cf/a2t.img" border="0"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/2K_GtdAKe4U" height="1" width="1"/>julianne mooredirt bagavril lavignewill smithbeyonceblue ivychad kroegerThu, 23 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT509416239Lindy Westhttp://jezebel.com/beyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239Watch an adorable 4-year-old girl school you all in Marvel triviahttp://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/IvyDH2E4l6o/watch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241<p class="has-media media-640"><span class="flex-video widescreen"><iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8cZSpMqXpmk?wmode=transparent&#38;rel=0&#38;autohide=1&#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-8cZSpMqXpmk"></iframe></span></p><p class="first-text"> &#34;What's &#34;Captain America's shield made out of?&#34; &#34;Name me some of the stones in the Infinity Gauntlet!&#34; &#34;Where does the Dark Surfer trap Thanos and Captain Marvel?&#34; BOOM! YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED BY A LITTLE GIRL.</p><p><a href="http://io9.com/watch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241">Read more...</a></p><img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47396f/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/IvyDH2E4l6o" height="1" width="1"/>marvelcomicsmoviesthis is awesomeWed, 22 May 2013 23:30:00 GMT509399241Meredith Woernerhttp://io9.com/watch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241