Fleshbot: Straight

Alana Cragin (Women of Playboy)

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:00:00 EST

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Courtney Ford Briefly Disrobes On "Dexter"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

What's that? You don't remember any nudity on last night's "Dexter"? Well, it was rather quick—but we've found a slomo version that'll allow you to savor each and every nanosecond of nudity.

· "Dexter" (sho.com)
· Clip via Deep At Sea Videos (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Ashley Paige (Ass Titans)

Florabel Mulvaney — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

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The Fleshbot Awards From Joanna Angel's POV

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Yes, we keep talking about the Fleshbot Awards, and we apologize if it's getting old/narcissistic. But this is different. Now you can see the event through the eyes of Supreme Commandress Joanna!

In addition to thanking her fans and analyzing the gender-redefining dynamics of The Box's burlesque acts, Joanna also talks about canoodling with the other guests. While some of us get flustered around pornstars, Joanna floats around with ease (because she's a pornstar. Duh).

As for Levi Johnston, who seems to be everyone's favorite topic, Joanna has this to say:

He is pretty handsome. I don't normally crave Republican cock but I am certainly excited to see this one.

More photos/good times at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Great Picnic, No Basket

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Photo by Sebastian Faena (artandcommerce.com)
Model: Doutzen Kroes
Via That Obscure Object (bohemia.tumblr.com)

Oh My God, Is This A Celebrity Sex Tape?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

No, but with nightvision and close-ups, you too can direct your very own "celebrity" sex flick!

The amazing availability of high-quality porn has changed the way people have sex, and now amateur sex just looks like grainy-yet-professional porn. So how can you step your game up? You get some freaky angles, your nightvision, and a long, delicious dome session, and you too could be an xtube star!

· Amazing Blow job (xtube.com)

Mellanie Monroe vs. DragonLily (Ultimate Surrender)

Florabel Mulvaney — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:00:00 EST

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Cody Nicole (Suze Classics)

Florabel Mulvaney — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley's Nipple Will Not Be Ignored

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

There seems to be a pattern here. Rosie's nipple refuses to be ignored (like we'd try to ignore it).

Not only is Rosie Huntington Whiteley a Victoria's Secret model, she also does work for Agent Provocateur. In fact, she was in one of their tantalizing videos. So how could anyone forget about Rosie? That would just be embarrassing.

· Victoria Secret Model Rose Huntington Whiteley See Though Dress And Nipple Peek (taxidrivermovie.com)

Our Favorite Ballet Position

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Nina Bajerska, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

How To Make Flower Tucci Bloom

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Step 1: be Lexington Steele. Step 2: proceed as normal.

Everyone knows that Lexington Steele lays enough pipe to put the plumber out of business, but were you aware that the gardener is about to lose his job, too? It's a recession, homies. Lexington('s veiny member) has more pep than Miracle Gro, so he can make a lot of plants (and voluptuous babes) happy. It's just plain economics.

· Buy "Lexington Steel's Heavy Metal VII" (gamelink.com)

Lia (MPL Studios)

Florabel Mulvaney — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:00:00 EST

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Amy Beth Hayes Has Babe-tastic Superpowers In "Misfits"

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

If you've never seen the show before, here's the scoop: a freak lightning storm gave a bunch of people superpowers. Amy Beth Hayes is an 83-year old woman with the power to youth-ify herself (especially her boobs).

You've got to hand it to British television: they know what's up. You like "Heroes," right? You like breasts, right? How about steamy simulated sex? Mix all that up, say it with an accent everybody finds attractive, and that's "Misfits." Best of all, this clip doesn't include the part where Amy Beth Hayes returns to her original, aged form.

· Amy Beth Hayes :: Misfits s01e02 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Any Idea What Miss Trinidad And Tobago's Talent Was?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:30:00 EST

A look back at the week that was...

· Beauty queens! They're just like us! (Only their sex tapes are hotter.)
· This (probably) isn't Carrie Prejean...but at least Carmen Electra is still here to make out with girls for us.
· Final celeb sex tape update: how is Shauna Sand handling her exposure?
· Thankfully, celebs aren't the only ones getting named on camera: so are three nippled amateurs. (More nipples, more fun.)
· Is "WKRP XXX" full of Supertramp(iness)? Or is it just a big snooze?
· We can't think of a better way to ring in 2010 than with an illustrated version of Stoya.
· "Push 2 Play"? Don't mind if we do!
· And Janie Summers gives us a peek into the life of a pornstar.

Best Of Babelogs: Great American Smokeout Edition

Florabel Mulvaney — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:00:00 EST

You can toss out your cigarettes, but these babes are still totally smokin'.

· Alley Baggett (foxhq.com)
· Andie Valentino (gals4free.net)
· Aston Richards (teenport.com)
· August (dailyniner.com)

· Carli Banks & Friend (babesdiary.com)
· Davon Kim (babesmachine.com)
· Erin Avery (bigboobsparadise.com)
· Janine Lindemulder (phun.org)

· Krissy (girlsofdesire.org)
· Ludo (artinude.com)
· Meagan Radelat (nudity911.com)
· Melanie (babeskickass.com)

· Monicca (kindgirls.com)
· Nikita (stockings-blog.com)
· Sophie Milkie (sensualarousalblog.com)
· Stormy Daniels (thousandbabes.com)

· Tori Black (asredas.com)
· Traci Gibb (sexybusty.net)
· Veronika (nextbabes.com)
· Yana Cova (erotiqlinks.com)

And don't forget...

· Gina
· Hanna
· Jordan Monroe
· Joysen & Charlie B
· Kat Kohls

...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

A Birthday Present? You Shouldn't Have (We're So Glad You Did)

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

What did you get us? Sex? Awesome! That's what we've always wanted.

You mean we get oral sex and intercourse? And is that a camera? We get to film this?! Oh my God. Best Birthday ever.

· Birthday fuck (xtube.com)

Jordan Monroe (Playboy Plus)

Florabel Mulvaney — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

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Hayden Panettiere Gets Soaked

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

We're pretty sure that this video portrait features Hayden Panettiere getting doused with a bubbly spray of champagne. But can you blame us if the visual sends our imagination running towards slightly less chaste scenarios? (youtube.com, via hollywoodtuna.com)

Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister

Gram Ponante — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads.

This porn version of "Alice," the third to be shot this year, promises something far more Sunny (the delicious Sunny Lane is the most deceptively wholesome of the three Alices) and, well, less Stormy and Grey.

Not only that, but the movie, which wrapped yesterday at McLean's ranch in Sunland, will be released concurrently with Tim Burton's version of "Alice," slated for February 2010.

We've already visited the Hole, the dungeon down which Alice follows the rabbit (the rabbit is Lavish Styles), and now we're ready for the Mad Hatter's tea party, hosted by Evan Stone. But first Kimberly Kane must masturbate.

"I play Alice's dirty sister," says Kane, in yet another impressive hairdo. "I masturbate while reading this illustrated 'Story of O.'"

It's the last day of shooting and the mountainside is decorated Wonderland-style. Dust blows up the canyon and Sunny Lane and Kimberly Kane do their best to not squint at the camera. McLean's dogs, horses, and assembled menagerie try to avoid the camera.

Lane, just back from a month-long stint at the Moonlite Bunnyranch, is greeted warmly by Kane, who stands out in the porn world for having something nice to say about everybody.

"You are the sweetest thing," said Kane as Lane tottered down the hill. Soon they would be naked, with dust everywhere, but we will preserve the fantasy for a little while longer.

· Erica McLean (hardcorecircusxxx.com)
· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)

Pornstar Birthday Roundup: November 8 - November 21

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

The Fleshbot Awards were so hyphy, it may have caused us to forget about this weekly feature. So, to make up for the loss, here's a Double Pornstar Birthday Roundup!

Birthday party via Teenage Group Sex

Queeny Love, November 8 (iafd.com)
QueenyLove.com (porneskimo.com)

Roxy DeVille, November 8 (iafd.com)
She's (apparently) retired, and we miss her terribly!
Penthouse (penthouse.com)

Madison Mason, November 14 (iafd.com)
Pure Sybian (puresybian.com)

Cali Lee, November 15 (iafd.com)
New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)

Carli Banks, November 16 (iafd.com)
Stunners (promo.stunners.com)

Shay Jordan, November 17 (iafd.com)
Digital Playground (digitalplaygroundpornstars.com)

Angelina Armani, November 18 (iafd.com)
Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)

Aneta Keys, November 18 (iafd.com)
Glossy Angels (galleries.payserve.com)

Stacy Adams, November 19 (iafd.com)
Black Ice (blackicepass.com)

Laurent Skye Gets Wicked With "Sex On Set"

DCypher — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

When we heard former Club Jenna director and amazing photographer Laurent Skye was heading over to Wicked, we knew only good things could follow. Once again, we were right. It feels good to be right, ya know?

Laurent's newest creation is "Sex on Set," starring Mikayla Mendez, Alektra Blue, Jennifer Dark, Sativa Rose, and Tiffany Tyler— along with Danny Mountain, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue, and Tommy Gunn. As you can see, he still has an eye for picking top notch talent.

As in the past, Laurent gives extreme attention to detail in this lush, high-end wall-to-wall, slaying us with both amazing girls and brilliant visuals.

Sativa Rose is one sexy ass bitch. With a single glance she seduces the camera, drawing us in. By the time she's stripped down and riding hard cock we're ready to blow our tops and so much more.

Alektra Blue also turns in a stand out performance. There is something she possesses, some undetermined quality beyond just her extraordinary physical beauty and unrelenting sexual prowess, that always leaves us wanting more. Watching her copulate is like drinking ambrosia mixed with unicorn blood from that pimped out golden chalice Indiana Jones chose in the Last Crusade.

This may just be the start of an amazing new era for Wicked. "Sex On Set" comes out next week from Wicked Pictures and Laurent Skye. Now check out our exclusive gallery courtesy of Heth and Co! Have a great weekend!

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She Makes Our Heart Skip An Extra Beat

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:45:00 EST

Gogo Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner.

We're awfully fortunate to have a magazine like Nuts put two and two (boobs) together and give us something like this. Where else can you find Eva Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder using each other's hands as (not very effective) bras?

· Lucy Pinder, Eva Wyrwal Topless for Nuts (nsfwpoa.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: You Heard The Lady

Madeline Glass — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

When a lady tells us what to do, we generally listen. Especially when there's fucking involved.

Let's face it: when women take control in the sack, it's hot as hell. This week, Madeline's queued up some of the sex blogosphere's most assertive femmes who've got one thing in common: they're getting exactly what they want. From a langorous blowjob to a threesome, to an appreciative voyeur, these are stories you'll want to listen to again and again.

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My Place

I start slowly, deliberately. Stroking your entire length making you harder. I feel the blood coursing through your cock; pulsating, craving my hands and my mouth. Very tenderly I cup your balls, tugging them ever so slightly while my other hand steadies your cock for my tongue.

—Dangerous Liaisons

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Charge Forward

He bent Mona over. She put her hands on the corner of the bed and he slowly put his cock into her pussy from behind. I had been concerned that it would be difficult to have an erection around another guy. But, I just concentrated on Mona and it didn't seem to be an issue. I stepped closer and she lifted one hand off the bed, stroked my dick a couple times, and then took me into her mouth. My hands went to her black hair and I fed her more cock as Chet began to drive into her from behind.

—Crack The Whip

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Bedroom Doms and The Perfect Moment

when I'm on top, his cock perfectly hits my g-spot, which is not something I can say for most guys in any position. It's actually a little too intense sometimes, and I have to slow down because I start to get sore. Watching his face as I fucked myself with his cock, him pulling me toward him so he could suck on my nipples, leaning back so he could play with my clit while he was still inside me…

—Between My Sheets

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fucking you from behind

You look so good there in front of me, your head down on the bed, your ass raised, your thighs spread, wanting me, welcoming me, and I can see the warm wetness of your cunt so deliciously exposed. You're masturbating too, one of your hands enclosed around your breast, clutching, tugging, the other down at your clit, rubbing yourself, knowing I'm watching you, wanting me to watch you, wanting me to fuck you.

—Dirtyboy's Dirty Thoughts

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Honey

I lay on the bed – hot, throbbing and naked and pulled him atop me, writhing underneath him, slick with sweat. I rubbed my cunt against his cock, tempting him until he lost all self-control. He pulled my legs up over his shoulders and plunged in hard and deep.

—Bringing My Sexy Back

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I Did as I was Told

The curve of my back as it arched off the mattress cast a shadow against the wall. You grabbed onto my hips and pulled me to the end of the bed. On your knees you ran your hands from my waist to my littlest toe before diving into the warmth waiting for you between my legs. A long slow moan escaped my lips. The same moan I had imagined in my mind over and over again. The anticipation I had for this moment could not match the actual feeling that was being played out between my legs.

—Barefoot Dreaming

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· Thumbnail Star Lea Martini, courtesy of Suze Classics (www.suzeclassics.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Gina (Watch4Beauty)

Florabel Mulvaney — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:30:00 EST

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Smooth Sailing: Top Ten Amateur Waterbed Sex Videos

Kate Kant — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Remember when the kid next door had a waterbed, and everyone wanted to come over and jump on it? This is kind of like that. Except it's the hot girl who has a waterbed. And we're not "jumping."

The couples in these videos have perfected the skill needed to fuck on a waterbed. No really, it's more difficult than it seems. But once the bed has been mastered, it's smooth, sexy sailing.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Waterbed Fuck (megaporn.com)

Fucking on Waterbed (megaporn.com)

my bf's horny ass (yuvutu.com)

Young Couple Waterbed (megaporn.com)

Waterved Fun (xtube.com)

Gorgeous Babe Fucked on Waterbed (megaporn.com)

Nice Tits on a Waterbed! (megaporn.com)

Homemade: Waterbed Fun (megaporn.com)

Water Bed Humping (megaporn.com)

Doggie on Waterbed (megaporn.com)

No Shirt? No Shoes? No Problem!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:15:00 EST

Via sashagrey.tumblr.com

Cure Your "Big Tit Fixation" By Entering This Contest

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

It's that time again. One lucky commenter will get into our Sexclusive Club, and everyone else gets another chance at glory. Aren't Fridays fun?

Earlier this week, we watched as Tom Byron wrestled with a new addiction with breasts... vicariously through Derrick Pierce's penis. The way we see it, we need to help Tom out. Some people might suggest sending him through a twelve-step tit program and cleaning him up, but it's really more fun to sink to his level. With that in mind:

Write an ode to big breasts. I think we all know how this one goes, so an example isn't really necessary. For consistency's sake, here's a quick haiku on the topic:

Big Tit Fixation,
If only nipples had sight:
Eye contact achieved.

Not my finest work, but you get the idea.

You can write the ode however you choose. Haiku, limerick, sonnet, story, anecdote, pledge of allegiance, whatever; but keep it short and sweet.

Post your entries in the comments section. In one week, we'll give the winner a hot dose of Vitamin-B(oob) with his or her very own copy of Big Tit Fixation!

And now this week's winner must be named. As always, the entries were lovely, and deeply honest. We especially appreciate the chutzpah SexyHard put into the slew of limericks he wrote (and we hereby pledge to have more poetry contests). But we're going to have to give the grand prize sueslovemaster for his redecorating game:

College in the late 70s... how to stand out from all the guys competing for the most limited of resources: willing females. Bright idea: cover every surface of the rented bedroom with aluminum foil. Ceiling. Windows. Walls. Dresser. Door.

It worked but I still get ribbed by the surviving college buddies.

How did that possibly work? We desperately want to hear the details.

Anyway, congratulations, sueslovemaster! You have skipped the lines, passed the velvet rope, and the free copy of "Sexclusive # 2" is all yours. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Carmella Bing, star of "Big Tit Fixation," via Big Tit Boss (realitykings.com)

For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics?

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

We have our doubts about these supposedly unused "Playboy Pics," but let's just pretend it really is her. It's refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked.

As much as we'd like to do more research into these photographs, we'd prefer to just believe in the magic of Monroe. It's like our version of the Monroe Doctrine. Except instead of preventing European expansionist ideals from tampering with the Americas, we're preventing reality from disrupting a good, ol' timey wank.

· Marilyn Monroe Unpublished Playboy Pics / Die unveröffentlichten Playboyfotos (nacktfotoparadies.blogspot.com)

Only The Best In Breast Play

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

One of our commenters recently complained about the lack of good tit play—in and out of porn. We couldn't agree more. The breasts are one of the most sensitive parts of a woman's body...they deserve lovin', too.

And while many men might not understand that, at least our fellow women do. Leave it to girls like Misha and Allysia to show the boys how it's done. Now let's all sit back, and let the teachers school us in a few lessons.

· Buy "Girls on Girls #15" (gamelink.com)

She's A Real Lifesaver

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:45:00 EST

Hatsumo (sexoteric.com)

On Set With Digital Playground: Janie Summers

Janie Summers — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

What goes on on a porn set—besides all the hot sex, that is? Digital Playground's giving us a peek behind the scenes—with on set reports straight from the mouths of the Digital Playground girls themselves.

This week we have Janie Summers, who had a very fun Wednesday with Mick Blue.

9:00am I know it's not really that early, but when you've been fucking and filming nonstop the past two days, it's hard to be wide awake. I'm getting a ride to set right now.

10:00am We are shooting in a gorgeous mansion at the very top of the Hollywood hills. I'm in the make-up chair right now. The make-up artist has a "cunt" shirt on. I want one!!! LOL. She's such a sweet lady with hair just like mine, so she always does it awesome. I love it!

11:15am I'm being hollered at to start my scene with Mick Blue. Don't have time to write more.

12:00pm Mick and I are still having sex, but during my scene we keep laughing and messing up. I also bumped the camera, so we are taking a quick break.

1:25pm Jimmy, our gaffer, made me eggs and chorizo for lunch. So yummy! Thanks, Jimmy!!!!

1:50pm We got done early today because it was a gonzo scene with very little dialogue. It's the feature movies that take a long time because of all the different camera angles, etc. It also helps to have a short day when you work really well with the other performer, like Mick and I do.

2:15pm Mick is taking me back to my hotel. A couple of years ago I visited Austria, close to where he is from, so we're talking about how beautiful it is. Maybe him and I can shoot a hot scene in the Austrian mountains sometime. ;)

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Kat Kohls (Playboy's Student Bodies)

Florabel Mulvaney — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:00:00 EST

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We're "Thirst"ing For More Of The Lovely Ok-vin Kim

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

If there's one thing we've learned from pop culture, it's everyone agrees that vampires are damn sexy. From "True Blood" to "Twilight"('s porn parody), everyone wants a piece of the undead action—even in Korea!

Above, a clip from "Bakjwi" (aka "Thirst"), a South Korean tale of a man of faith who's tragically turned into a vampire...and consequently learns to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. It may be a horror story about loss of faith; but on our end, it's actually renewed our faith. Our faith in movie nudity.

· "Thirst" (imdb.com)
· Ok-vin Kim in "Thirst" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

When The Craving Hits...

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

Sometimes you just want something warm and gooey and meaty, and you can't wait until you get to Taco Bell. Here's a tip: every car is like a drive-thru for oral sex!

Just be sure to park the car before you feed the need. As much as we love to ghost ride the whip, you need to be present and alert while getting blown. And don't forget to keep both hands on her head. Unless you're filming it.

· GETTING MY DICK SUCKED AT PARK , SHE SWALLOWS EVERY LAST DRO (xtube.com)

Joysen & Charlie B (Super Glam)

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

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"Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:45:00 EST

Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com)

Helena Christensen Has (Still) Got It Going On

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Helena Christensen is about to turn forty-one—and she still looks phenomenal naked. We're not sure what kind of voodoo has kept her in such amazing shape, but we'd very much like to start receiving her newsletter. (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Extra Wet

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:15:00 EST

Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com)

Spend 2010 With Kitty Lea (And Her Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Thirty days have September, April, June, and November...but as long as all twelve months of the year are accompanied by Kitty Lea in a state of undress, we should be totally set for all of 2010.

· Kitty Lea's Topless 2010 Calendar (nsfwpoa.com)