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Best of Babelogs: National Chocolate Covered Anything Day Edition [Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mmm... Chocolate-covered babes...

· Barbie (girlsofdesire.org)
· Cassia Riley (bigboobsparadise.com)
· Emely (dailyniner.com)
· Eve Angel (novoporn.com)

· Hailee Rain (z0d.com)
· Heather Vandeven (glam0ur.com)
· Janessa Brazil (hottystop.com)
· Joanna Krupa (foxhq.com)

· Jenny P (gorillamask.net)
· Karen Velez (primecurves.com)
· Lilly (100bucksbabes.com)
· Lizzie (closepics.com)

· Mariko (babesmachine.com)
· Nastia (slutdreamer.com)
· Priya Anjali Rai (babesanatomy.com)
· Regina (babecentrum.com)

And don't forget...

· Anna S
· Kiara Diane
· Tori Black
· Wendy

...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Orgy In The Bathroom! [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:30:01 -0500

We're at a bit of a loss to determine what, exactly, led this group of very attractive people to congregate in the bathroom and begin fucking each other's brains out (the language barrier thing is part of the reason why).

But whatever: clearly, the why is not important as the fact that this happened. And that it was caught on tape, uploaded to the internet, and streamed into our homes (and offices, for the naughty types).

<b<· Festinha de natal da turma do trabalho (xtube.com)

Tori Black (Fucking Machines) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

The 1 Contest Makes The Dreams Of Naked Girls Come True [Contests]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:30:01 -0500

Are you a beautiful woman who's dying to become an actress, musician, pro-wrestler, or what have you...but just don't know how to break into the biz? The 1 Contest is here to help (as long as you'll get naked).

Yes, just submit an application, pose nude (and get paid for it!), and wait for the votes to roll in. If you're selected as one of the Stars of the Month, The 1 will produce your film short, or make a demo and music video starring you—or do whatever other insane thing you need to do to make your dreams come true.

We're not going to pretend to understand how it all works (we suspect there's some sort of voodoo and/or fairy dust involved, frankly). However, since quite a few hot women (and some Crush Objects!) are involved with the whole thing, we're going to throw our support behind it. Below, a selection of ladies whose dreams we hope come true.

· The 1 Contest (the1contest.com)

Pinup model Mandy Pauline is just dying to be an actress.

Jayme Langford wants to be a rock star.

The multi-talented Ashali Alcocer wants to act.

Model Thao wants to be a hynpotist. Girl, you've already got us hypnotized.

Lux Kassidy wants to be an MMA fighter. We'd gladly step into the ring wither.

Double Stuffed [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:15:00 -0500

Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com)

Crush Object Alert: Emma Braund [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Meet Front's latest alt DIY girl, Emma Braund. She's 20, hails from Kent, fancies herself to be arty, and enjoys piercings and tattoos. She also looks stunning in her undies. That's all we've got—carry on, now. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Soraia And Sandra Bundle Up For Winter [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:30:01 -0500

Given the inclement weather, we're pleased to see that Sandra and Soraia remembered to put on their hats and scarves when they left the house this morning. But the girls seem to have forgotten some other essential winter wear.

Where are their pants? And their shirts? There's snow on the ground, and these girls are prancing around next to naked! At least they can warm each other with their body heat (and let's all hope they take even more pictures of that process).

· Soraia and Sandra (nsfwpoa.com)

A Feast Of Flesh: Top Ten Flesh Flicks Of 2009 [Year In Review]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Some people's days don't kick into gear until they've had their morning coffee. For us, it's the morning flesh flick that really gets us going—and the evening flesh flick that helps us wind down for the night.

With hundreds of bite size selections of hardcore goodness featured on Fleshbot in 2009, it was a little hard to pick the best of the best—or would have been, if we hadn't had the help of a computer that told us which videos got the most views. So here they are: your ten favoritest flicks of '09. Get ready for a whole lot of horny amateurs...and, of course, Faye Reagan.

10) Girl Achieves Best Orgasm Ever

9) Hold On Tight

8) Yeah, This Video Is Making Us Miss Class Too

7) They Keep Going, And Going, And Going...

6) Quick, Easy, And Delicious

5) "Everybody Cums" When Faye Reagan's In The Picture

4) What Makes A Nerd?

3) Wish We Were There

2) It's Amateur Hour (And That's A Good Thing)

1) Shocking But True: Arty Porn That Gets Us Hot

Rack It Up [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:45:00 -0500

Yurizan Beltran (asredas.com)

A Turkey's Eye View (Of A Topless India Reynolds) [Holiday]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:30:01 -0500

Up until now, we've never had much reason to feel jealous of the Christmas turkey. But ZOO's investigation into turkey prep has opened our eyes: there's more to turkey life than getting baked and stuffed—there's topless girls, too!

This is how the Christmas turkey gets prepared, right? (Hey, we've never made one! We're too busy cooking latkes!)

· You Are The Christmas Turkey! (pics @ zootoday.com)

"Barely Legal" Triumphantly Marches Forward [Hardcore]

DCypher — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

In the search of a delicate and absolute truth, Larry Flynt took a whisper hidden in the deepest part of our subconscious and turned it into a roar. Now Hustler invites you to witness a new generation howl.

After more than a decade of "Barely Legal" girls, from delightful Bunny Luv to present day, one would think that the bloom would be off the proverbial rose when it came to the flagship release that spawned a series of imitators, as well as its own spin-off sub-niche. Make no mistake, whatever delirious magic existed from the start, that served to lure us in to a Lolita fueled wonderland of taboo and fulfillment, still eagerly holds sway over us now.

"Barely Legal 101" stars beautiful young women-to-be Allie Haze, Christina Moure, Delia Darling, Courtney Page, and Ally Kay. Each of them is more extraordinary than the last. Each a tender flower, blossoming, their sticky pink petals being delicately fingered open with pristine care, before the final plucking. Not since the wanton orgy tents of Persian God King Xerxes have young ladies in the fragile heat of their own sexual awakening been so revered, so cherished, with each succulent drop of their awkward and precious unveiling being utterly savored.

"Barely Legal 101" should be out in time for the New Year. Keep your eyes open and hold on to your dreams. In the meantime, feel free to take all the time you need getting to know these young ladies from the sample of their sexy wares below. We are certain that, were Nabokov alive today, he would snatch up a copy and relish it with divine zeal and masturbatory purpose.

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Fleshbot PSI: The Case Of The Awesome Asian Duo [Porn Scene Investigation]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:30:01 -0500

Feeling overtaken by the holiday spirit? Bring some peace and goodwill to your fellow man—identify these two lovely young ladies, and give a smitten Fleshbot reader the greatest gift of all.

Who are these lovely young ladies? The one on the left has 3 tattoos. 4 Chinese characters above a horizontal dragon on her upper back and 2 Chinese characters above her right butt. This screen shot comes from a lesbian scene with fisting and strap on. Name the movie for extra points.

At left: A close up of the tattoo in question.

Firestarters: Top Ten Sexy Fire-Eating Videos [Topten]

Kate Kant — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Fire eating isn't just a sideshow act anymore—the daredevil pyromaniacs have become dangerously popular as of late...and, dare we say, dangerously sexy.

The women in these terrifically twisted videos are red hot. Belly dancing, swallowing fire, there isn't much that could make these ladies any sexier. Watch out; we don't want to get burned!

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

TITLE (youtube.com)

Fire Eating Girls of Pure Cirkus Wendy and Delaney (youtube.com)

Devil Dolls School Girl Show Part 5 (youtube.com)

Belly Dancer swallows fire (youtube.com)

Great fire eating @ Amusez (youtube.com)

"Monster and the Stripper" (youtube.com)

Sexy Cadenas De Fuego (youtube.com)

Fire Fetish (youtube.com)

Amora Fire Eater / Belly Dancer (youtube.com)

Fire Eating Orgy (youtube.com)

Jessica Stroup Bundles Up (But Keeps The Good Parts Visible) [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:30:01 -0500

Why, hello again, Jessica Stroup. We're glad to see someone got you out of that sopping wet tshirt and into a nice warm coat—and one that manages to highlight your best assets, as well. (complex.com)

The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:15:00 -0500

Evginia (sexoteric.com)

It's A Very Lucy Pinder Christmas [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Pour yourself a nice glass of eggnog and start cranking the holiday tunes: Lucy Pinder has declared an official start to the Christmas season...and who are we to argue with Lucy Pinder?

· Lucy PInder in Nuts (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

NoFauxxx Queers The New Year With A Sexy Calendar [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:30:01 -0500

Is there a better way to celebrate the rise of queer porn than with a calendar featuring your favoritest queer pornstars? While you're pondering that question, go pick up a copy of NoFauxxx's 2010 calendar? You'll need it for research.

With stars like Lorelei Lee, Carson, April Flores, Jiz Lee, Dallas Fivestar, Billy Castro, Tina Horn, Akira, and James Darling (and photos by Courtney Trouble), the calendar's a must have for anyone in love with the SF porn scene (and who's not already drowning in sexy 2010 calendars).

· Buy NoFauxxx 2010 Calendar (cafepress.com, more pix)

Pounding (And Then Some) With Brooke Lee Adams [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Though there's been a lot of talk about pounding rounds 'round these here parts, we'd like you to know that there is much, much more that one can do with Brooke Lee Adams than simply pound.

Yes, Brooke can be caressed, and stroked, and licked, and tasted, and savored...and, yes, pounded; but why rush straight to that when there's so much more to explore?

· Watch "Pound the Round POV #2" right now! (hotmovies.com)
· Buy "Pound the Round POV #2" (tlavideo.com)

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Previously: "Pound the Round": Once Is Never Enough

Quick, Before My Parents Get Home [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:45:00 -0500

Yuka Osawa (japanav18.com)

Sheree Murphy Flips Us The Double Nip Slip [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:30:01 -0500

Sheree Murphy is known in the UK for her TV roles (and, okay, for placing second on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"). But it took a double nipslip for her notoriety to travel across the pond.

Hey, there are worse ways of achieving international fame, right?

· Sheree Murphy (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kiara Diane (Hustler) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Brits Enhance Public Health Message Through Strategic Use Of Barely Legal Breasts [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Americans can talk until they're blue in the face about the importance of breast exams—but the Brits are the ones who've figured out a way to make the general public actually care about the topic: naked breasts.

We suspect that in its original form, this clip from the UK's "Embarrassing Illnesses" contained more health information and less music dubbed over the speaking parts...but whatever. There's still enough education going on in the visuals to get us very, very aware of these wonderful breasts—er, the importance of breast exams.

· "Embarrassing Illnesses" (bzvideoclips.net)

Ride 'Em, Cowgirl [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:30:01 -0500

As a general rule, we're of the opinion that reverse cowgirl is one of those things that looks great in porn...but isn't so great when you actually try it in the bedroom. But this video has us reconsidering.

True, it still doesn't look like the most comfortable of ways to get off...but that girl does seem to be having fun...Maybe if we try it again, with our legs in a different position? Maybe?

· Reverse Cowgirl Teen (xtube.com)

Anna S (Hegre-Art) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Goodbye, Casey Parker [Milestones]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:30:01 -0500

Last January, we reported that Casey Parker had—shockingly!—left Shane's World. Now it seems she's left porn entirely. What are we going to do without her? (hustlerworld.com, thumbnail)

A Tasty Picnic Lunch [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:15:00 -0500

Carmen Kees (bcash4you.com, via indienudes.com)

Celebrity Skin: The Top Ten (Naked!) Celebrity Moments Of 2009 [Celebrityskin]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Celebrities: they just can't keep their clothes on! And you when their naked bodies make it into the public eye, Fleshbot's on the case. Now, let's take a moment to remember what scandals were popular on Fleshbot in '09.

10) War Machine Goes Porn Machine: True, War Machine was only a celebrity to those who are really into MMA—but he still was enough of a star for his crossover into porn to be a significant news story.

9) Anne Heche in "Spread: Who doesn't want to see Anne Heche topless and getting groped? Obviously, all of you did.

8) Ashley Greene: Naked on the Internet?: Annoying as it may be, we do have to thank the "Twilight" franchise for making us aware of Ashley Greene...and Ashley Greene for (allegedly) making these nude photos available to the public.

7) Scenes from the Leighton Meester Sex Tape: And speaking of naked teen idols: "Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester's sex tape may not have looked all that interesting...but hey, Leighton Meester was enough to carry it to popularity.

6) New Nudes of Vanessa Hudgens: And because naked teen idols come in threes: Vanessa Hudgens also had nude pictures surface (again)...but since she's got good lawyers, the pix disappeared from the internet about as quickly as they appeared.

5) Alans Morissette (Sorta) Goes Topless on "Weeds": Alanis's topless scene was one of the most hyped bits of TV nudity this year...and, sadly, one of the most disappointing.

4) Rihanna's (Alleged) Naked Pix: We may never know if these are really, truly Rihanna...though if she keeps taking her clothes off for album covers, we might be able to get pretty close to confirming. UPDATE: Turns out Rihanna did confirm. Our suggestion that she keep taking her clothes off still stands.

3) (Fake) Katy Perry Nude: While Rihanna's alleged nudes could still be her, this picture of "Katy Perry" unfortunately wasn't.

2) The Miss Universe Sex Tape: Most celebrity sex tapes are boring and badly shot. Anya Ayoung-Chee, however, really knows how to shine in front of the camera. Can someone tell us why Vivid never offered her a million dollar contract?

1) Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche Make The World's Most Boring Sex Tape: And it wouldn't be a celebrity scandal list without a mention of the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Ann Peniche tape. True, it was boring...but at least we all got to see McSteamy's wang.

RetroNudity: Salma Hayek In "Desperado" [Blast From The Past]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:30:01 -0500

Over the years, we've had ample opportunity to see Salma Hayek in the buff. But what's that thing they say about how you never forget your first time? This clip from "Desperado," well, it just does something for us.

· Salma Hayek in "Desperado" (celebcap.net)

A First Taste Of Raven Alexis And Janie Summers [Upcoming]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

We've been dying to see Raven Alexis and Janie Summers's Digital Playground debuts every since the two were signed this summer. Today, we got some sneak peeks at the action that awaits us.

Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

Janie teams up with Lexi Belle to take on Mick Blue.

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

She's Equipped Her Scooter With Extra Headlights [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:45:00 -0500

Photo by Merlin Bronques (lastnightsparty.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Holiday Decorations [Sex Blogs]

AlwaysArousedGirl — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:30:01 -0500

We can't help it. Some holiday phrases just sound dirty. Click below to see how our favorite sex-bloggers have been *ahem* decking their halls.

Bells on bobtails. Roasted chestnuts. A one-horse open sleigh. The Hanukkah bush. Maybe it's the irrepressibly dirty minds we here at Fleshbot cultivate, but we can't help but feel amused and more than a little excited when we think of Santa "coming down the chimney." This week's round up of steamy sex blog moments finds our authors "decorating" in the most delightfully deviant manner imaginable. Check them out and you might be ready to hang some decorations of your own.

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Sound of Silence

The sounds I make now are an abandonment of consciousness, a wail directly from my soul. They seem to last forever, although of course they don't - but an untold and unfathomable length of wailed joyous expression goes by before i am silent again, save huge, shuddering gasps of air that reinflate my lungs.

—Elegant Smut

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Sex at 2am

I slipped my hand into her sweat pants, slipping my fingers between her lips, searching and hunting for her clit. A gasp from her told me I was getting close. Running my other hand over the body, nails scrapping against her skin, I whispered in her ear how hot she made me, how much she turned me on, how much I wanted to fuck her.

—Sexuality Happens

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1980 : VIP Lounge

You gotta use what your mama gave you, so I tuck my legs under me and sit up, bringing my breasts up to eye level. For the record, even in my leotard, I have terrific tits. Let me revise that – I have good breasts, but I have terrific nipples. They're as big as the last joint of your pinkie, and persistently erect. I can hang things from them, necklaces, ribbons, ties, you name it. If it hangs, it can be hung from my nipples. They are my only trick.

—dirtygirl diaries : jodi sh. doff

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Microfantasy Monday – Role Reversal

I quickly pushed her against the wall and tangled my fingers into her soft auburn hair on either side of her head, taking her lips with my own and asserting myself against her. I could smell her, spicy with a hint of vanilla. I was already intoxicated by her and aching for more.

—Femme Fagette

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The Harem — Autumn

Mac worked his way down to her cunt, now ultimately spread open for her pleasure. Her clit was just as flushed and filled as her nipples and he knew what to do. Tonguing….up and down….back and forth…fuck this hot slut….gimme this cunt…he started tonguefucking her, throwing his face into her crotch. Autumn began grunting loudly, just as he wanted her to do. She clutched his head in her hands and began fucking his face, rapidly.

—Torchlight

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Ex Machina

I'm strapped face down to a Y shaped bench. My arms are folded together in the small of my back, my legs are spread and bent back - calves strapped to thighs. He's wrapping me in plastic. I can hear the peel and coil of the wrap, the slight tackiness of it as it folds around my limbs. I'm still hooded, breathing through a tube and sometimes the air stops, rubber inflating and deflating uselessly, enough to bring me part way to a panic. Then released. After a short while, I'm done. Bagged and tagged.

—Post Modern Sleaze »

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· Thumbnail star: Anna S (hegre.tumblr.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Swaptastic Shenanigans & Penny Flame In "Wife Switch 8" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Pink Visual drops their newest "Wife Switch: this week. With both girls giving us a lesbian tease, then two couples going at it at the same time, it's like tripling the amount of hardcore in every single scene!

We couldn't be happier with the results—well, short of being invited into the juicy action. "Wife Switch 8" features ten couples who are all (ahem) totally brand new to the art of swapping, trying out the swinger thing for the very first time! Okay, we don't buy it either, but we're willing to go along for the ride. That's why it's called suspension of disbelief, right?

The very first scene brought memories flooding back to us. Alex Sanders, Mark Zane, Monica Mayhem, and long lost Penny Flame (of VH1 fame) all get crazy in a four way pile up that is as impressive as it is mesmerizing to watch. Our favorite new Huffington Post blogger shines like a diamond as the meat to this crazy sex sandwich (not to mention the instigator) chowing down on Monica Mayhem's juice box before pairing off with her new lover's boyfriend. The scene delivers a punch, with Mark Zane keeping the heat on.

The rest of the movie, including the scenes with Alex Star, Jay Lassiter, Mackenzie Star, Velicity Von, Anthony Rosano, Justin Magnum, Kayla Carrera, Sara Jessie, Jessica Bangkok, Joey Brass, Kylee Reese, and Scott Lyons, are just as interesting to watch. But the second scene of the show caught our attention just a little more—by about four extra inches in length and three extra inches around.

Claire Dames, Friday, Lee Stone, and the legendary Sledge Hammer put on a show that we could not look away from. Seriously, it was like mixing porn with Cirque De Soleil, minus the clowns and the tight wire. The scene featured acrobatics, heavy lifting, contortionists, sword swallowing, partner exchanging, and death defying acts of cunt stuffing! C'est tres magnifique!

"Wife Switch 8" releases this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon Productions. Check out this mega ultra super gallery! It's swaptastic!

What Color Are Your Panties, JoJo? [Upskirt]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:30:01 -0500

Lady Gaga's not the only one who can put on a kickass live show. Here we have Joanna "JoJo" Levesque entertaining fans with a strategic upskirt shot...oh, and by singing or something, too. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Nerve Picks The Top Porn Parodies Of 2009 (Mostly) [Listmania]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:15:00 -0500

Nerve's got their picks for top ten porn parodies of 2009. It's a pretty solid list...provided you can overlook the fact that almost half the titles came out before this year. (nerve.com)

Light My Fire: Top Ten Amateur Candle Sex Videos [Topten]

Kate Kant — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

How do we love thee, candlestick? Let us count the ways. Candles provide hot wax for dangerous games, a flexible shape for perfect penetration, and the perfect soft light to set the stage for a romantic evening.

Maybe it's just a candle and thou, or maybe you're incorporating one into some play with a partner—however a candle is used, it's still fucking sexy. So have a very happy Hanukkah, and remember these videos when lighting that menorah tonight.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Hot Chick Masturbates With a Candle (megaporn.com)

Candle in the Ass (megaporn.com)

Hot Wax (xtube.com)

Privat Amateur (megaporn.com)

Light my candle (xtube.com)

Candle Fucking 5 (xtube.com)

My french wife with a candle in her asshole (xtube.com)

fun in a corset (xtube.com)

Candle Fucking 3 (xtube.com)

Valentines (xtube.com)

This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To Seeing Olivia Munn Topless [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:45:00 -0500

Unless some secret Olivia Munn sex tape gets leaked, or she has one of them wardrobe malfunctions, this is about as naked as we can ever expect to see Olivia "Won't Go Naked In Her Playboy Spread" Munn.

So enjoy it, folks. And if any of you have any leads on one of those Olivia Munn sex tapes...well, you might say we have a "friend" who'd be interested in them. Very interested.

· Olivia Munn (egotastic.com)

Eon McKai Wants You ...To Be Naked On Camera [Casting]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:30:01 -0500

Ladies! Do you dream of being cast in an Eon McKai production...only to remember that you're a little too shy to have sex on camera? Well, have we got the project for you!

Straight from the email of Eon McKai, a casting call for his latest project, "In Her Room." We'd tell you what it's all about, but, well—why not just hear it in Eon's words?

I'm looking for girls RIGHT NOW!
For a new project called "In Her Room"
Obviously this is a paying gig.
• There are no casting restrictions as far as experience, age, look, etc.
• This is a video shoot and should only take 2 or 3 hrs. Stills will also be taken during the production.
If you know my work and are interested, or you're just interested, hit me up.
Don't be intimidated by the whole hipster alt-porn thing. This is more a humanist thing so let's bring people together, not exclude them.
•You must be comfortable getting naked.
Or adorably awkward about it, which is kinda my preference.
• I'm in Los Angeles but I'm going to travel to one other city for a few day and shoot girls. Could be NYC? SF? PDX?
• Email me at Eon AT Eon McKai DOT com as soon as possible.
No need to send me n00dz or modeling photos.
Just send me a link to whatever online profles you keep up and we can go from there.
I want to know who you are first. Then we'll get you naked.
• As far as the concept, I'm expanding on the idea behind a video I did for Louis XIV years back. [Ed. See above.]

· Eon McKai (eonmckai.com)

An Apple A Day... [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:15:00 -0500

Julietta A (sexoteric.com)

More Shots From Lisa Ann's Gay Debut [Both Sides Now]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Well, here's something you don't see every day: a topless woman in stills from a gay porn! Yes, we've got more preview pix from Lisa Ann's latest turn as Serra Paylin, in Jet Set's "Getting Levi's Johnson."

Now, we know this movie will result in the gays getting Levi...but will anyone be nailin' Paylin? Inquiring minds want to know. So Jet Set—any chance this is actually a bi porno?

· Jet Set (jetsetmen.com)

Topless Rihanna Watch: GQ's January 2010 Cover [Celebrity]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:30:01 -0500

Since Rihanna doffed her shirt for not one, but two album covers, we've found ourselves wondering where (the outer edges of) her boobs would pop up next. And now we know!

Make a beeline to your local newsstand and pick up the January 2010 issue of GQ. in the future, when Rihanna's rack is recognized for the national treasure that it is, this humble magazine cover is bound to be worth something. (And if it's not, at least you'll have a hot picture of Rihanna to savor when the technopocalypse renders the internet—and all the sexy pix contained within—a mere memory.)

[And for a hint of what lies within the issue, check the other photos below.]

· Rated X: Rihanna's naughty makeover continues with topless GQ covershoot (dailymail.co.uk)
· Rihanna Goes Topless For GQ's January 2010 Issue (Jezebel)