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We're Too Tired For Sex Today [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:30:01 -0500

We're just going to lie around, grab some butt, maybe suck a titty or two. It's chill.

And our lady-friend knows the drill. It's one thing to be in bed wearing a thong, but when she's wearing a thong and some fuzzy socks, it's time for some Advanced Snuggling. And we wrote the book on Advanced Snuggling; it's called Chicken Soup for the Foreplay Artist.

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Alanna Hensley (Playboy's All Naturals) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Sweaty Calvin Klein Billboard Raises Eyebrows, Erections [Advertising]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:01 -0500

Calvin Klein can't seem to catch a break. They already caught flak for this billboard in SoHo, and now people are upset over this new advertisement. What is wrong with New York these days?

Maybe Calvin Klein thought if they diminished the number of sexual participants, maybe showed some "traditional" male-female gender roles, they might not cause such a hissy fit. We don't really care how Calvin Klein will react. We just want to know who these angry, skin-hating New Yorkers are.

· Another Racy Calvin Klein Billboard (1010wins.com)

Ode To Joy [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:15:00 -0500

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What Lies "Behind The Red Door"? A Whole Lot Of Sexy [DVD]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

There are many reasons to see Carlos Batts's "Behind the Red Door." The first, and most obvious, is that it stars April Flores. But you should also see it to witness the glory of Syd Blakovich as a femme.

Yes, beautiful butch Syd Blakovich dons a bright red wig (the better to match April Flores, of course) and lingerie, and looks fabulous. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here.

"Behind the Red Door" envisions a dreamy dollhouse in which Doll #12 (April Flores) moves from room to room, inspiring erotic encounters with every opened door. The dolls play show and tell, dress up (and undress) for each other, and, of course, fuck: with fingers, toys, and any available body parts (including feet!)...and the result is a delicious, wonderful experience.

Because we have a serious crush on Syd Blakovich, we found ourselves most enraptured with her scene (for those who love her best as a butch—she loses the wig fairly quickly). Syd and April are, in a word, electric—their passion for each other is obvious...and we, frankly, are just grateful they allowed a camera to be in the room when they consummated their lust.

But don't think that Syd and April's scene is the only one worth watching: Kelly Shibari and Ashley Blue offer equally enticing experiences, both on their own and with April—and the mysterious Matador takes April to the limit.

Through it all, the film is carried along by a rocking soundtrack, which—combined with the arty, accomplished camera work—gives the film the feel of a very erotic music video. If MTV screened stuff like this, well...we might actually have a reason to watch MTV. (Of course, if MTV actually showed music videos, period...oh, nevermind.)

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It's Raining, It's Pouring, Leah Francis Is Gorgeous [Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:30:01 -0500

It may not rhyme, but it's the honest truth: there is much moisture and Leah Francis is pleasing to look at.

In the interview, she notes that photo shoot would've been sexier had she whipped out some oil. Silly, Leah Francis! Oil and water don't mix. But if we could figure out a way to make it rain oil... yeah... now we're getting somewhere.

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"Gossip Girl" (And Hilary Duff) Learns That Three Is The Magic Number [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wondering what the kids these days are up to? Apparently, they're having threeways! At least this is what we surmised from last night's "Gossip Girl," which is the most accurate portrait of the youth that we know.

Tame, kiss-heavy threeways—but hey, you gotta start somewhere, right? And if we do say so ourselves, it's ice to see a little twist on the current trend of onscreen celebrity sapphism. Sure,these girls are kissing girls...but they're also kissing a boy too. Vive le difference!

· "Gossip Girl" (cwtv.com)
· See also: Gossip Girl: Threeway's Company (Gawker)

Here Kitty, Kitty [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:45:00 -0500

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Meet Kate, The (Naked Alt DIY Girl) Pride Of Rotherham [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:30:01 -0500

Kate is twenty years old, lives in Rotherham, and has starred in music videos for White Lies and XX Teens. We can think of a XX (or even XXX!) video we wouldn't mind seeing her in...music optional. (frontarmy.co.uk)

"Barely Legal Bubble Butts" Drive Us Nuts [Hardcore]

DCypher — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Rachel Milan, Kristina Rose, and Aubrey Addams have many things in common, but one of them stands out more than most. Way out. Yes, we're talking about their sweet, phat, barely legal, chubby ass cheeks.

This week, director Van Styles brings together this all star cast to showcase their beautiful booties taking the fucking of their sweet young lives. And you know who wins? That's right. All of us do. Judging from the handful of amazing sample pictures they sent over, we bet you had already guessed that much.

Take, for exampl,e the ample posterior of stunning petulant diva Jenny Hendrix, which juts out precariously from the rest of her perfectly proportioned body with absolutely no regard as to how it will affect our delicate sensibilities. Under Van's steady, devilish direction, Jenny's orchestrated sexual performance creates severe swelling in specific regions of our bodies, causing euphoric bursts and intense cravings that haunt us for hours on end. Her droolworthy ass and high pitched moaning are enough to keep us well under her spell for years to cum.

Similarly Alexis (oh my sweet Buddha) Texas submits another award worthy performance, grinding those full round cheeks up and over the rigid tool of her lucky lover as he plunders the hot, tight, pink depths of her luscious honey hole.

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We'd Rather Have Christian Serratos Going Naked, Too [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:30:01 -0500

We were under the impression that "Twilight" was targeting a tween audience—but with all the skin its stars have been showing, it seems like they might be looking to attract an older age group.

First we had Ashley Greene's (alleged!) nude pix and, ahem, other assorted sexiness; now co-star Christian Serratos is stripping off for PETA.

What next? Will Emma "Hermione Granger" Watson start taking off her clothes too? Oh wait...

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Why We Sleep Naked: Top Ten Amateur Morning Sex Videos [Topten]

Kate Kant — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Some people spend their mornings lazing in bed, some drink their coffee and rush to work, some don't get up until noon. Us? We prefer starting the day off with some good old-fashioned fucking.

And we're not the only ones. We've tracked down a few couples who really know how to make the most of their mornings. Who cares if youe're late to work? It's impossible to get out of bed when there is a sexy, naked body lying next to you. Forget your Wheaties. Pussy is the real breakfast of champions.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

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God's Hand, Coming To A Boob Near You [Lingerie]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:30:01 -0500

If you thought the Victoria's Secret Miraculous Push-up Bra was the hot new titty tamer on the market, then you should check this out. It's God's Hand on your breasts.

When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at your boobs and digs into your shoulders, or you can divinely augment the mirth of your bust with the pillowy rapture of our Lord. It's completely your choice.

· Props to Conrad for pointing this out to us, and also to Violet Blue: the "hand of god" bra (tinynibbles.com)

The Rolling Hills Of Idaho [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:15:00 -0500

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Sex Blog Roundup: Urgency [Sex Blogs]

AlwaysArousedGirl — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Do try to hold yourself back. We know that sense of urgency you're feeling, but you'll have to go below the cut with AlwaysArousedGirl to read this week's sexiest blog posts.

A sense of urgency drives us all to the bedroom from time to time, but this week's group of hot and horny sex bloggers seem particularly keen to make the beast with two backs. They're so randy that they can't keep their hands off each other; in fact they don't even bother to get naked before diving in. Why let a pair of panties — or even jeans — get in the way of a good shag?

You're feeling that urgency too, aren't you? Dive on in!

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We had sex last night!

My Master loves to watch my cunt stretch with a vibe. My lips cling to the sides of it and drag in and out. He makes me keep my legs wide apart, sometimes telling me to open them further, pushing them apart or kicking them apart sometimes. I am never allowed to close my legs to Him...

—EJK's slave

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New chapter?

Then I started at the base of his penis, and licked the length of it, finishing off with a swirl of my tongue around his head. I played around this throbbing head, running my tongue up and down the frenulum, as my left hand pumped his cock, and my right hand was entwined with his hand. Then, when I thought I'd teased him enough, I slid the entire length of his cock into my mouth. His hand swept my hair aside, which had fallen and covered his cock, so he could watch me work my mouth on his cock.

—Lacestockings

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Big Night In (part I)

With my panties off, I held the dildo out of the way as you slid your tongue against my clit, drawing it into your mouth and sucking. "Use your fingers while you suck, fuck my pussy with them." As you slid your fingers into my pussy, curving them just right, I groaned louder. I grabbed your head and pulled it hard against my pussy, the dildo, freed from my grasp, bounced against your forehead as I pushed against your fingers. I felt myself begin to topple over the edge and I urged you on, wrapping my legs around your back and squeezing tightly as I came.

—Spicy with a touch of sweetness

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Orgasm Ownership «

"Cum. Cum for your Master."

It ripped through me the second he spoke and his eyes seemed to be drinking me in as i dripped and shuddered before him. The possessive heat of his gaze branded every inch of me as his property as i came on the floor, with only his hand touching my hair. When my pussy stopped clenching and i was able to breathe again he still didn't let go of my hair or look away from my eyes.

—Puppy Tales...

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A Real Man?

She begged me to fuck her. She said I could have any hole I wanted. She bent right over the bed with her legs spread as far as she could get them, exposing herself to me. Her tight little asshole and glistening wet cunt, mine for the taking. She pleaded for my cock, "Please I need to feel your cock inside of me. Please fuck me now!" I chose her cunt and entered her in one hard thrust.

"Oh, fuck yes", she gasped, "I need you to fuck me harder then I've ever been fucked before."

—Sweat Shop Sissy

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Snapshots

Jan used her free hand to help and once her trousers were round her ankles she managed to release her throbbing cock. She wasted no time and thrust roughly into Lizzie's hot, open cunt as they both lost themselves in desire.

—Butch Femme BDSM

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· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Adriana Lima's Breasts Are The Latest Fashion Statement [Celebrityskin]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:30:01 -0500

It's a style that asserts femininity. It seems to say, "They're not boobs, they're breasts, damn it—and they will be treated as such."

That's just fine by us. Everyone knows we've always supported fashion that accentuates nudity, rather than hides it. Take a note, fashion designers: this is what we're into. (The hat is also nice.)

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Tasting Marie Luv [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

What does the love of Marie Luv taste like? We can only guess (and we're guessing it tastes like rainbows)...but Mr. Marcus knows. That lucky bastard.

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Sink To Her Level [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:45:00 -0500

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Fleshbot PSI: Who's That Mystery Girl? [Porn Scene Investigation]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:30:01 -0500

Noble readers: you believe in love, don't you? Well, one of your fellow Fleshbottians has fallen in love—and needs your help to see that love through!

This mystery girl is the object of the reader's affection. Who is she? Where did she come from? Where does she get naked most often? You—yes, you—have it in your hands to save someone from the heartbreak of lusting after someone without even knowing her name.

Can you help?

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Christina Ricci To Strip Off For "After.Life" [Movies]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Good news, Christina Ricci fans! All signs are pointing to, "Yes, Christina Ricci will be nude in the upcoming 'After.Life.'" Why the news makes us so happy, we just want to celebrate...by reliving some of her past nude scenes.

Above, Christina Ricci in "Prozac Nation" and "Black Snake Moan." Only time will tell if "After.Life" will offer a view as glorious as (or more glorious than!) these...but we've got our fingers crossed.

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· Clips via CelebCap (celebcap.net)

Best of Babelogs: Chaos Never Dies Day Edition [Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Luckily these babes like things a little messy...

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Many Hands, One Pussy [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:30:01 -0500

Who wants pussy? Can we see a show of hands?

This is less of a flesh flick than it is a PSA for sex. Friends help friends, fuck other friends, and there's a condom in play. Can you find a healthier example of happy, consenting adults? We can't. Enjoy the best xtube has to offer.

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Holly Wellin (Hustler) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Inna And Her Very Happy Nipples [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:30:01 -0500

Romanian dance singer Inna just signed a contract with a US based record label to bring her music to the States. Her nipples couldn't be happier. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Dancing The Dance Of The Zero Veils [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:15:00 -0500

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Victoria's Secret's Miraculous Bra Makes Boob Jobs Obsolete [Boobs]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Back in the day, a push up bra could give you an extra cup size—if that. Those days are long gone, though. Victoria's Secret's new Miraculous bra adds an extra two cup sizes...who needs a boob job?

(Well, presumably people who want to retain the enhancement after the bra's off...but whatever, right?)

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What Color Are Your Panties, Yasmine Lafitte? [Upskirt]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:30:01 -0500

Oh, wait. You're not wearing any panties. So... Invisible-colored panties? Well played, Yasmine Lafitte.

Why would she deliberately flash her goods like this? She's a Moroccan pornstar at Cannes; she deserves to be recognized.

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Going Overboard For Alexandra Bordas [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Alexandra Bordas is the captain of her very own ship—and you might just say she knows how to get her crew to stand at, ahem, attention.

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Peeling Back The Latex Layer [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:45:00 -0500

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2 [Sex Toys]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:30:01 -0500

With a body that—literally—fits into the palm of your hand, JimmyJane's Form 2 is an itty bitty new addition to their family of vibrators. But don't be fooled by the size: this little baby packs a wallop.

JimmyJane is referring to the Form 2 as a rabbit vibe (and given its resemblance to a certain Sanrio character, it's not hard to see why). But don't be fooled: this isn't the Rabbit Pearl you're dealing with. The Form 2 is a world away from the toy that was the toast of the "Sex and the City" set.

For one thing, the Form 2 is for external use only. But don't think that the lack of dual stimulation is a failing: the Form 2 may not do everything, but what it does do, it does very, very well. The two ears (which can stimulate the labia, envelope the clitoris, and whatever else your dirty little mind imagines) are each powered by their very own motor...the better to vibrate as hard as possible, of course.

And there's also the matter of the controls. The Form 2 is graced with three little buttons: a plus sign (to turn vibration on and up), a minus sign (to decrease vibration and turn it off), and a squiggly line, which takes the toy through different pulse patterns. It's a simple, intuitive set up, and it works very, very well—even in my orgasm addled state, I was still easily able to navigate my way through the pleasure cycle.

But that's not all! The Form 2 is completely waterproof (for bathtime fun), and—and this really excites me—it's impossible to overcharge it. Yes, leave your toy sitting on your charger overnight, if you like; it'll still be good as new in the morning.

In the past, I've had my issues with some of JimmyJane's products, but the Form 2 might just be enough to turn me into a true believer. I'm eagerly looking forward to Form 3 and 4...I can't wait to see what the future holds.

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Raven Haired Beauties Get Their Turn In "Brunette Ambition" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Dark hair draws you in, framing a woman's face and making it harder to hide imperfections in her beauty. Erik Everhard's newest release pays tribute to those smoldering sex pots who've gone over to the dark side.

For many of us, "Blonde Ambition" will forever be associated with Madonna's iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy's fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll's fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it's practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie "Brunette Ambition" which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it's an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

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Rihanna Can't Keep Her Clothes On (On Her Album Covers) [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:30:01 -0500

Apparently Rihanna has learned a very important lesson: sex sells. Especially when you're trying to sell an album. And especially when the "sex" in question is a half-naked picture of the very fetching artist who created the album.

We're not sure what's gotten in to Rihanna, but we think we like it. (Though what can we say? We like girls taking off their clothes. We're pretty easy like that.)

· Rihanna Is Half Naked in 'Wait Your Turn' Single Cover (celebrity-mania.com)

Richard Kern Explores Exhibitionism With The Shy [Photography]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Meet Amelia. She's Richard Kern's latest model—and though she's very, very shy about talking, but incredibly comfortable getting naked in front of near strangers. Funny how that works, right?

· Shot By Kern: Amelia (vbs.tv)

Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To) [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:01 -0500

You know you've been fondling the Casios too hard when they start to return the favor.

Face it, audiophiles, everyone has trouble in the studio sometimes. That's where AudioPorn Central steps in. If Dorothy Black's soul sonic force doesn't help you, nothing will.

· The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

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Up And At Them! [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:15:00 -0500

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Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is A Familiar Friend [Celebrityskin]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Partial nudity from Pamela Anderson is like post-Halloween discounts on bags of candy: it's sweet, and we appreciate it, but it's going to take a while before we can look at it again.

Nonetheless, it's nice to know it's there, doing fashion shows, hanging out with Vivienne Westwood, but it's still around. If there's one thing we can depend on, it's that Pamela Anderson will be there, flashing stuff, looking flossy well into her golden years.

· Pam Anderson Tit Slips Video Clip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Eva Green Strips Off For Her Art [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:30:01 -0500

Eva Green is no stranger to nudity: she made her debut film performance in 2003's steamy (and incestuous) "The Dreamers," which featured a whole heck of a lot of Eva Green.

And now, six years later, she's making art with her naked body once more. Eva's featured (nude!) in the latest edition of Tatler, in which she recreates a few classic nude photos. Above, Eva's recreation of a portrait of Charlotte Rampling. Though we must say, Eva brings a whole lot more sideboob into the picture.

· Nude portrait of Bond girl Eva Green (dailymail.co.uk)

Welcome To Our Special Club [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

We've only got one rule here: if you want to party with us, you gotta party downtown (if you know what we're saying). If you want in on the action, well...get used to the sweet taste of sex.

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What's Cookin', Good Lookin'? [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:45:00 -0500

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