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Wrapping Up The Year: "Cadavres" Is Everything We Love (And Boobs!) [Movies]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

To round off the year (and, of course, the decade), we figured we'd leave you with a movie clip that sums up just about everything we love in movie nudity.

So, on this last day of 2009, we give you a few minutes of Julie LeBreton in "Cadavres," a French(-Canadian) horror film with plenty of gratuitous full frontal. Man, if only they'd set it at a college, we'd never need another movie ever again.

· "Cadavres" (imdb.com)
· Julie LeBreton in "Cadavres" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

You Oughta Be In (Dirty) Pictures [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:30:01 -0500

If you ask us, a big cock getting a delightful handjob in front of a pair of similarly big boobs makes for a visual montage that's pretty hard to resist. Not that size matters, or anything.

(Trust us, we'd have an equally hard time tearing ourselves away from the sight of a small cock getting a delightful handjob in front of a pair of small boobs. It's the combination of cock/handjob/boobs that does it for us more than anything.)

· handjob with big boobs (xtube.com)

Shyla Ryan (Women of Playboy) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

The Sun Also Rises On Eva Longoria (In A Bikini) [Celebrity Bikini Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:30:01 -0500

We're still waiting for Eva Longoria to kick off her long anticipated topless modeling career...but at least she's had the courtesy to give us some bikini pix to tide us over while we wait. (celebrityodor.com)

Under The Covers [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:15:00 -0500

Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com)

Gram's Dirty Dozen Of 2009: Let's Be Frank [Year In Review]

Gram Ponante — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

We're all groovy people, right? What do you say we just be together, now that the old year is taking off its negligee and turning down the silk sheets while the new one is - wait, is that a strap-on?

Below is a highly subjective list that I hope you will enjoy and discuss.

I watched about 500 porn movies this year, which amounts to almost a month of women slapping their own asses, penises entering the frame, and cumshots missing the face, skipping across the eyelash, and vanishing into Eternity.

While I watched, I typed, talked on speakerphone, ate lunch, paid bills, fretted about the economic collapse of the porn industry, took notes, Googled "irrumatio" and "Snake Pliskin," and didn't masturbate once. Full disclosure: the one time I had sex with another person whilst watching a porn was unspectacular.

So even though I am beloved of you, I'm afraid I'm not like you. But not because of the above reasons: I am not like you because I get this stuff for free and so I must grasp at each title's significance beyond those really significant three minute spurts.

(And I'm not complaining - I could still be doing the job I had at 15, incinerating amputated body parts at a hospital.)

Almost every movie I've received this year (save for the tranny titles and "The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare") would have been the type of thing that friends of mine from high school would have kept for years, memorized, and replayed countless times. Because, in a very real way, all porn is good.

But the following titles were better.

1. "The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody." With its excellent production team headed by Lee Roy Myers, a fanboy script and thoughtful direction by Sam Hain, a Red One camera and a lot of cash, and nuanced performances by Kimberly Kane (Best Actress) and Anthony Rosano, "The Sex Files" not only raised the bar for all porn parodies but it also snagged the elusive "sex as a believable part of the story" prize.

Written like a sexed-up spec script of "The X Files," its umpteenth porn parody captured the look of the original as well as credibly tapped the mood of the show just as Mulder tapped Scully's ass in the year's Most Grateful Sex Scene.

2. "Faithless" and "Throat: A Cautionary Tale." Vivid director Paul Thomas not only made the best celebrity crossover movie with "Faithless" and former Miss America Kelli McCarty as a desperately unhinged and unabashedly sexy MILF, but he allowed Sasha Grey to make the most of her Sasha Grayness in the dark reworking of "Deep Throat."

Both movies took lots of risks and didn't skimp on what "Big Lebowski" pornographer Jackie Treehorn called feelings. Kudos to Stephen St. Croix and McCarty for the Angriest Sex Scene of 2009. Also: Steven St. Croix - Best Actor.

3. "Big Wet Asses 15" wins Gonzo of the Year for its sheer exuberance and its ability to make me want to pull a reverse "Ringu," crawl through the screen, and fuck the shit right back into all those asses.

William H., who is a pornic genius, balances adult fantasy with just the right amount of casting reality to capture the innate sexiness of Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, and Kimberly Kane, among many others.

4. "Not Married with Children XXX." Porn is about numbers, and it's the rare company or director who can knock one out of the park each time. I can't help but think that the independently wealthy Paul Thomas of Vivid is doubly lucky in that he gets to make a couple of good movies a year rather than fight the uphill battle of spraying product every few weeks.

So the porn parody machine that is All Media Play, headed by Jeff Mullen (Will Ryder) and Scott David, doesn't have the luxury of firing on all cylinders each time (see "Flight Attendants"), but with "MWC," they parodied a show that was porny and lowbrow enough already so that what Eric Swiss (Best Actor - Comedy) as Al and Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly brought to their characters was pure entertainment. That is why "Not Married with Children XXX" is my choice from a very crowded field for Best Porn Parody.

5. "Insatiable" and "The Devil in Miss Jones" share the Best Reissue award. "Insatiable" distributor Dynasty Group has lovingly restored the original and tracked down a lot of extra footage, including interviews with the late Marilyn Chambers and coverage of the movie's 1980 Pussycat Theatre premiere.

But "The Devil in Miss Jones," reissued by VCX, was the real revelation. While the sex was ho-hum, the movie unspooled like a morality play, with the final scene (featuring Georgina Spelvin and director Gerard Damiano) genuinely stark and chilling. This movie reveals porn's counter culture roots.

6. "Pure." The late director David Aaron Clark (Best Director) updated the already pornographic 1976 film "In the Realm of the Senses" and set the tale of romantic obsession in Los Angeles. DAC included little that was not necessary, so the title was doubly apt. He also filmed much of the movie near his home in downtown L.A., which was a welcome change from the standard Porn Valey backdrop. Stars Keni Styles and the beautiful Asa Akira brought an urbanity and sense of decorum and restraint to the movie (some of which took place in a BDSM dungeon, so the restraint was appropriate) which nevertheless, like "Faithless," didn't pull punches.

7. "The Crash Pad" wins Best Series because it remains high concept (a San Francisco apartment is used for sexual liaisons and is kept under surveillance by a dispassionate voyeur) and evergreen; there is no end in sight to the way the Bay Area's gender-groovy will concoct to get in each others' pants or what-have-you.

Director Shine Louise Houston continues to present these exchanges both efficiently and sweatily, making "The Crash Pad" a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to be its linen service.

8. Speaking of liberal San Francisco, Private/Kink.com's "A Real Swingers' Orgy" and Good Vibrations' "Seven Minutes in Heaven" share the prize for Most Gleeful Porn of 2009, as Kink.com's Peter Acworth races around the city putting the finishing touches on a planned orgy at his massive Armory building and, on the other side of the rental market, a bunch of women try each other on for size in an apartment that can barely contain them or director Courtney Trouble's joy in being there.

9. I think it was the XRCO that coined the award "Best Epic" to describe the big-budget porns with which studios reward their contract stars and directors, even if the movies themselves don't make a lot of money. But Adam & Eve, whose mail-order catalogue provides coveted spots for eligible movies from other studios, is always guaranteed a sizable return of investment for its movies - even the risky ones.

Such is "The 8th Day," a truly epic tale of Kayden Kross's journey across a blighted post-apocalyptic landscape populated with boobed mutants, shyster evangelists, and sex bazaars. Not only was the production itself embattled (sort-of studio Sex Z Pictures threatened to sue Adam & Eve because one of its contracted employees was working on the production, and the litigation-averse Adam & Eve actually stopped production), but the subject matter and content were both far out of Adam & Eve' comfort zone.

Finally, "The 8th Day" was an epic journey for Kayden Kross who, come January, will become the performer who has held contracts with the most studios when she leaves Adam & Eve to join Digital Playground (an announcement that followed former DP contractor Teagan Presley's move to Adam & Eve). Contract girls are high-strung thoroughbreds protective of their image, and Kross (who even belonged to that anonymizing group known as Vivid contract girls) deserves props for allowing herself to be crucified in a porn movie.

10. Just because Adult Source Media's "Pirate's Booty" was the only animated gay porn I received this year doesn't mean that my choosing it as Best Animated Gay Pirate Porn is suspect. In fact, I learned a lot about pirates, ghosts, gays, and The Sea from this movie, which features the voice talents of the game Evan Stone.

Throughout the movie I wished I could hoist a topsail or deliver a cumshot as well as those cartoons.

11. Because the porn industry itself has a real and measurable case of low self esteem, it gets very excited to receive any mainstream coverage, even if that coverage stings it again and again. On the other hand, it often recoils at its depiction in mainstream movies.

Such was the reaction to "The Auteur" by some in the porn world who felt this very funny independent out of Portland, OR hadn't given the business the respect it deserved by making light of how seriously porn takes itself. Oh well. If I wanted reality, I'd look in my sock drawer; "The Auteur" was entertaining.

"The Auteur" shares with another independent, "Black Devil Doll," my prize for Best Gateway Drug, the type of movie not made by an actual pornographer that nevertheless occupies Step One on a road that ends with "Dirtpipe Milkshakes."

"Black Devil Doll" is Charlie McCarthy by way of Eldridge Cleaver and Russ Meyer. It was a wonderfully offensive movie with cumshots that rivaled those of gay pirates. (Check out the Back Devil Doll soundboard here.)

12. Finally, Kimberly Kane's "Live in My Secrets" and Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" share the Independent Spirit award. Both are creatively (and by that I don't mean "incompetently") shot and are very sexy and individualized snapshots of the dirty minds of Kane and McLean.

Not every performer who steps behind the camera can translate his or her "vision" to the screen, and that has something to do with the fact that not every performer likes sex. But Kane does, and she made a "Personal Jesus" of a porn movie (I'm thinking of the first scene in particular) that ends with her and Sasha Grey wading through some cherry syrup on the way to each other.

McLean's "Hardcore Circus" was also a contender for Most Gleeful but is more appropriate here because the viewer really gets the idea that the director has let him or her in on a very nice surprise.

As I think about it, this last award is the most meaningful, because porn, Readers, is about people fucking people, and these two movies give you a sense of who these people are.

Sadly, this year also featured a winner for Worst Porn Movie in "The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare." I believe a marketing psychologist would be able to point to the inclusion of the phrase "worst nightmare" in the title of a porn movie as a prediction of how a viewer might react to it, but it could have been called "Gram Ponante Is America's Beloved Porn Journalist" and it still would have been awful.

Honorable Mentions

Most Elegant Riding Out Her Contract movie: "Stoya: Scream"
Europorn of the Year: Viv Thomas' "One Night Stand"
Tranny Film: "Girlfriends???"
Comeback of the Year: Rocco Siffredi in "Rocco Ravishes L.A."

Laura And Hannah: Britain's Sexiest (And Toplessest!) Sisters [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:30:01 -0500

You know what will never get old? The sight of two topless, busty sisters pressing their breasts together.

That said, we do appreciate ZOO's attempt to spice things up by having Laura and Hannah play some sort of sexed up sisterly version of "The Newlywed Game." It's the little details like that that make it one of our favoritest lad mags of all.

· Britain's Sexiest Sisters! (zootoday.com)

Totally Crushworthy: Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2009 [Year In Review]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Each year, we recognize ten lovely stars with a very special honor—and this year is no different. Yes, after much consideration, we've chosen the top ten Crush Objects of 2009.

This year's list recognizes a diverse array of hotties: from lad mag models to mainstream actresses to (of course) porn performers, spanning the globe from the UK to LA (with a stop in San Francisco, too). Who were the ones who made our hearts skip an extra beat this year? Read on to find out.

And, of course, as we anoint this year's honorees, let us not forget the many Crush Objects of years past....

Fleshbot's Crush Object Hall of Fame:
2008's Crush Object Of The Year: Stoya
2007's Crush Object Of The Year: Sasha Grey
2006's Crush Object Of The Year: Dana DeArmond
2005's Crush Object Of The Year: Joanna Angel

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Previously: Fleshbot's 2008 Crush Objects Of The Year, Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year, Fleshbot's 2006 Crush Objects Of The Year, Fleshbot's Top Ten Hotties of 2005

10) Jiz Lee
Under the right circumstances, Jiz Lee can squirt hard enough to soak most of a bed. With those kinds of waterworks, she can power our city any day (if you know what we mean).

Photo by Nikola Tamindzic (homeofthevain.com)

9) Kelly Andrews
We briefly considered commissioning an hourglass in the shape of Kelly Andrews...but since we'd never be able to stop fondling the thing and actually put it down, it probably wouldn't be a very good timepiece.

8) Misty Stone
Misty Stone's pretty little face (and equally pretty labia) are enough to send us into a different world...even when she's not winning our heart as (not) Denise Huxtable.

Photo via Black Ice Pass (blackicepass.com)

7) Kagney Linn Karter
We're hardly the only ones who've recognized young Kagney's greatness. Some may accuse her of ~~stuffing the ballot boxes~~ getting her ballot box stuffed in pursuit of these honors...but if you ask us, all's fair in love and (porn) wars.

Photo via Glamour Models Gone Bad (glamourtryouts.com)

6) Bobbi Starr
Bobbi Starr has been on our radar for a while now, so we're at a bit of a loss to explain why, exactly, it's taken so long to see her on one of these year end lists. But we can say with great certainty that any woman who's sexy enough to bring Rocco Siffredi out of retirement deserves the highest of honors (and we don't just mean getting her head dunked in the toilet).

5) Sasha Grey
It's not Sasha Grey's first waltz with the Fleshbot Crush Object list: sharp-eyed readers will recall that America's Favorite Fuck Junkie was in fact named Crush Object of the Year back in 2007. But with the premiere of "The Girlfriend Experience," the launch of Grey Art, and about a million other projects, it's been a banner year for the twenty-one year old Ms. Grey. We can only hope 2010 brings her even greater success (and even more recognition).

Photo via Zero Tolerance (ztod.com)

4) Courtney Ford
To some, Courtney Ford is best known as Brandon "Superman" Routh's girlfriend. To us, she's best known as the woman who brought an incredibly convincing orgasm to Showtime's "Dexter."

3) Syd Blakovich
Some might say that Syd Blakovich deserves a place on this list for her aggressive penetration of Porn Valley, and her tireless campaign to help the adult industry broaden its standards of beauty. And they'd have a point. But to be honest, Syd's mostly made the Crush Object cut because she's just so darn good at fucking.

Photo by Nikola Tamindzic (homeofthevain.com)

2) Eva Amurri
Most celebrity nude scenes are preceded by a whirlwind of hype..and followed by an inevitable crush of disappointment. Not so with Eva Amurri: her much anticipated topless scene more than lived up to our expectations...and then some.

1) Faye Reagan
Last year, Faye Reagan's winning combination of freckled skin, real red hair, and (of course) adorably puffy nipples were enough to secure her the #2 slot on our Crush Object list. This year, her continued commitment to her career (and renewed enthusiasm for boy-girl scenes!) were enough to push her over the top and into the role of Crush Object of the Year. In a sea of so many beautiful girls, there's no one quite like Faye...and thank goodness, because if there were two of her, we'd probably go into shock from, ahem, overstimulation.

Photo via Penthouse (penthouse.com)

(No) Panty Surprise [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:45:00 -0500

Kaho Kasumi (idols69.net)

Auld Lang Syne: Top Ten Sexy Videos To Ring In The New Year [Topten]

Kate Kant — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:30:01 -0500

Forget the ball drop and the drunken reveling: our favorite part of New Year's Eve has always been the infamous midnight kiss. As we head into 2010, let's ring in the new year with tons party girl love.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Pattaya Sexy New Year's Party (youtube.com)

Sexy New Years Eve Party! (youtube.com)

Move2party Sexy New Year Volume 3 (youtube.com)

Sexy New Years At The Cleavelander! (youtube.com)

Booming sexy new years vibe (youtube.com)

Sexy Girls Sea New Year Eve 07 Newcastle (youtube.com)

Sexy girls kissing in new year's party (youtube.com)

New Years Eve Party For The Record Books (youtube.com)

Happy New Year!!! (youtube.com)

Annika From Sweden Merry Christmas Happy New Year! (youtube.com)

"Riley Steele Love Fool" Delights In The Folly Of Youth [Hardcore]

DCypher — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

To be honest, we think we've been plenty patient. We've waited and waited for Digital Playground to show us more of Riley Steele...at least it looks like 2010 is going to be a good year for us.

That's because "Riley Steele Love Fool" rolls out in January, which is oh-so-close now. We can practically taste our favorite new Digital Playground angel in our salivating mouths now—or what we imagine she might taste like, anyway-–ambrosia with a sweet honey nectar aftertaste mingled with raw lust and sugar pussy juice. Hey, it's our imagination and we'll use it how we see fit, thank you very much.

Sexy Riley kicks off the good times with what may very well be Ben English's farewell performance. It's a shame, seeing as how he's so good at it, and girls like Riley don't come along every day. We suppose it's better to burn out than fade away—or so we've heard. Riley stuffs his massive man pole into her baby face, then works the shaft with her tiny little hands before Ben bends her over and takes a crack at that perfect pucker. If Jim Holliday were alive to see this girl's winking backdoor, he'd give her a pair of moccasins and the lead of several of his movies. Ben does his best to hold out but Riley is just too sweet, and soon he's gushing like a burst pipe—blowing his special brand of English clam chowder all over her breathtaking breasts, like two perfect tear drops from the eyes of a saint.

Riley also takes her turn on Scott Nails, which makes sense, seeing as how he's in every single Digital Playground movie these days. Lucky for us, that means he's had plenty of practice putting naughty little girls through the paces. It always amazes us, the surprised look on her beautiful face when they switch positions, as if she didn't know what came next. Oh Riley, you can be so coy.

Sexy Scarlett Fay, little Sindee Jennings, and splendid Tori Black compliment Riley Steele in her search for true love in all the wrong places, making this once again an unmissable Digital release. How they hell do they keep doing this?

Last but not least, we wish Riley luck in her quest for love, however ill guided it may in fact be—and, of course, we wish her all the amazing sex her tiny little pussy can handle along the way. Sure, it's no substitute for real love, for the freedom and peace that comes from committing to a relationship founded on trust and respect...but that's what youth is all about, right? Exploring our bodies, pushing limits, making spur of the moment decisions that may leave lasting emotional scars and or incurable venereal diseases. We don't want to die without scars, either.

"Riley Steele Love Fool" comes out the middle of next month. Digital Playground was nice enough to give us a set of exclusive pictures that we could use now, so, don't go and fuck it up for us by acting the fool. Got it? Good. Thanks to Adella and thanks to Riley. We truly are not worthy.

Riley Steele
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All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
Riley Steele and Danny Mountain
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Riley Steele and Ben English
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Tori Black
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Tori Black and Mick Blue
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Tori Black and Mick Blue
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Tori Black and Mick Blue
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Riley Steele and Scott Nails
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Riley Steele and Scott Nails
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Riley Steele and Scott Nails
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Scarlett Fay and Tommy Gunn
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Scarlett Fay and Tommy Gunn
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Scarlett Fay and Tommy Gunn
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Sindee Jennings
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Sindee Jennings
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Sindee Jennings and Scott Nails
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Sindee Jennings and Scott Nails
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Sindee Jennings and Scott Nails
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All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

From Virgin To Pornstar: The Mallory Rae Murphy Story [New Faces]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:30:01 -0500

In what's either a complete hoax or one of the best marketing moves of the year, porn newcomer Mallory Rae Murphy is claiming that her first scene—shot July 24 with Evan Stone—was also her first time having sex.

As the story goes, Mallory was a poorly paid legal assistant (and, of course, eighteen year old virgin) when she decided to give Michael Raven the chance to direct (and document) her, ahem, journey into womanhood. After browsing through a book of male talent headshots, young Mallory selected the stalwart Evan Stone for the honor of deflowering her—and the rest, as they say, is history. Very fappable history.

Alas, we're not entirely sure what this opus will be called—or when, exactly, it'll be available for purchase—but you can bet your bottom dollar we'll be thoroughly examining it for any evidence of fraud. Or at least just thoroughly examining it.

· Mallory Rae Murphy (ladirectmodels.com)
· Mallory Rae Murphy Loses Virginity in First Sex Scene (avn.com)

Grab A Handful: Ten Years Of Teen Movie Nudity [Thisdecadeinflesh]

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

As the decades trudge by and the average life-expectancy slowly grows, people can feel like teenagers whether they're 18 or 81 (as long as they're legal). So we're examining ten films that skirt childishness with adult situations. Enjoy!

Random, goofy nudity in teen/young adult movies is no new phenomenon; this is perhaps why it's so fun to watch. It's a genre aimed at people in their most formative years, and it's always exciting (or slightly disturbing) to find that what was sexy in the 1980s is still sexy today.

In addition, since teen films are overwhelmingly focused on sex and the mysteries surrounding it, they have no problem blending awkwardness, fear, and humor into genuinely arousing moments (better than any parody porn can). We're probably giving the genre too much credit, but regardless, these movies will be remembered as mainstream fap material for years to come.

2000: Road Trip
"Road Trip" seemed to ride in on the tide of "American Pie" enthusiasm, and this scene especially bears a thematic resemblance to the late 1990s masterpiece. For example: there's a young man gingerly trying his chances with a more experienced, dominant woman; there's a video camera recording the encounter; it's slightly giggly in the room. The fact that Tom Green plays a major role in this movie shows that the filmmakers tried to cram as many cool things into the mix as they possibly could. As always, boobs were deemed cool enough.

· "Road Trip" (2000) (imdb.com)
· Road Trip (celebcap.net)

2001: American Pie 2
The franchise was still in theaters and people were invested (maybe?) in the characters in their lives. The reasonable success of these films showed that teen movies didn't have to be shallow and inane, they could be trilogies with overarching plot points.

· "American Pie 2" (2001) (imdb.com)
· American Pie 2 (celebcap.net)

2002: 40 Days and 40 Nights
People might wonder why this made this cut and not "Van Wilder," which more closely fits the teen movie mold. Well, to be honest, there's just something so awesome about Shannyn Sossamon getting off on an orchid that we couldn't resist.

On another level, it's interesting to think about how "40 Days and 40 Nights" satisfies the teen movie obsession with sex by having its main character try to escape it in all forms (even masturbation!).

· "40 Days and 40 Nights" (2002) (imdb.com)
· 40 Days and 40 Nights (celebcap.net)

2003: Old School
Yeah, it's pretty cool when old people say things like "What up, dawg?" but it's even cooler when they (almost) wrestle topless chicks in the basement of a frat house. This movie really supports the idea that anyone, no matter how old, can join in the senseless sexual romps of the youthful.

· "Old School" (2003) (imdb.com)
· Old School (celebcap.net)

2004: Cruel Intentions 3
We couldn't leave out some direct-to-video movies. "Cruel Intentions" starred some big names, and it was manipulative, evil, and plain ol' sexy. This sequel (which we honestly didn't hear about until we started the research for this post) is none of those things. Like the countless other teen films that never saw the inside of a cineplex, "Cruel Intentions 3" shows that you can just put softcore porn in a box and sell it.

· "Cruel Intentions 3" (2004) (imdb.com)
· Cruel Intentions 3 (celebcap.net)

2005: Hostel
Although it's not the first spawn of the beast that is gore-porn, "Hostel" did considerably better than Eli Roth's earlier production, "Cabin Fever." The movie really took its sweet time, drawing you in to Amsterdam and Slovakia with drugs and sex and flirting in a creepy hostel. Then when you least (most?) expect it, horrible things happen. If you got rid of everything after this scene, had a soundtrack by Blink 182, and made the foreign guy slightly more foreign, this could easily be any teen comedy.

· "Hostel" (2005) (imdb.com)
· Scene From Hostel (metacafe.com)

2006: Alpha Dog
Even when the nudity is sexless and full of anxiety, Olivia Wilde still makes for good watching. Although the movie has a permanent air of criminal menace (and Justin Timberlake, don't forget about him), it fits sex in seamlessly. Kidnappers, drug lords, and accomplices: they all need a little release sometimes.

· "Alpha Dog" (2006) (imdb.com)
· Alpha Dog (celebcap.net)

2007: Cougar Club
"Cougar Club" is about two college grads trying to set up a venue for the MILFs to mingle with young boys. Heavy hitters like Carrie Fisher and Faye Dunaway play a couple of the mature maidens, and they even get busy on screen. Unfortunately, even though America's MILF obsession is running strong, we still only have mainstream nudity from the young crowd. We were really hoping for a Carrie Fisher outtake on the Unrated set.

· "Cougar Club" (2007) (imdb.com)
· Cougar Club (celebcap.net)

2008: Role Models
In many ways, this doesn't really seem like a teen movie (truth be told, Wikipedia called it one) since it deals with adults learning to be mature enough to mentor children. But you know what? Seann William Scott played Stifler too many times to be anything else than a teen movie star. We could go watch him act in Shakespearean dinner theater fifty years from now, and we'd just wonder why "American Pie 40" was so low-budget.

· "Role Models" (2008) (imdb.com)
· Role Models (celebcap.net)

2009: The Final Destination
The fact that the most obnoxious character dies within minutes of completing a neurotic, selfish booty call really says a lot about the future of teen movies, and the responsibility filmmakers have to show positive sex acts to the public. We can only hope that this signals a bright future for the genre. Perhaps as its pioneers get older, we'll start seeing more films about teenagers discovering the anxious joys of sex well into their golden years (40 Year-Old Virgin, anyone?).

Or maybe every movie will have an obligatory nude scene and the world will be a better place.

· "The Final Destination" (2009) (imdb.com)
· The Final Destination (celebcap.net)

Eva Angelina Now Free To Bang Whomever She Pleases [Pornstars]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:30:01 -0500

Good news for everyone who misses watching Eva Angelina slut it up all over town: the skinworXXX contract girl has announced that her contract is no longer exclusive—and she's up for pretty much anything.

We can't wait to see what sort of sordid debauchery results from letting this genie out of her bottle...we have a feeling 2010 is going to be a very good year.

· Eva Angelina Now Performing Non-Exclusively (xbiz.com)
· Thumbnail courtesy of Eva Angelina XXX (premiumpass.com)

My Breast, Let Me Show It To You [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:15:00 -0500

Photo by Merlin Bronques (lastnightsparty.com)

Too Hot For io9: Love From A Japanese Giantess [Fetish]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Last week, our nerdy sister io9 published a very comprehensive tribute to giantess porn (or macrophilic erotica, if you prefer). Of course, in their research, they stumbled upon a few clips that were a little too steamy to publish.

Well, to publish on io9, in any case: clearly, your friendly neighborhood perverts here at Fleshbot have no such qualms. Below, a peek into the life of a Japanese giantess...and the very tiny man she blesses with her affections.

· The Larger-Than-Life Sex Lives Of Giant Women (io9)

Part of the attraction to macrophilia lies in the thrill of being powerless—and what better way of demonstrating that powerlessness than having your tiny man overwhelmed by—of all things—a Q-Tip?

Then again, there's also the fact that enormous women have enormous skills. Who could say no to oral stylings like these?

The Closest We'll Get To Seeing Sarah Jessica Parker Naked [Seethrough]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:30:01 -0500

Despite holding the title role in a TV series that almost singlehandedly redefined our culture's perception of the sex lives of single women, Sarah Jessica Parker has never been all that free and easy about her own sexuality.

And so this windswept photo, which reveals the various curves of Ms. Parker's body, is likely the closest we'll ever get to seeing the cultural icon naked. And though it's not as revealing as we'd like, it is a damn sight better than nothing. And you know us: in the realm of celebrity nudity, we take what we can get.

· Sarah Jessica Parker (taxidrivermovie.com)

She's On Top [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Aiden Starr knows what men want. And while its a complicated formula full of all sorts of tricks (and, lest we forget, girly wiles), it's pretty much boiled down to one simple thing: men want to be Aiden Starr's slave.

Though really, isn't that what we all want out of life? Oh, if only we could all have the opportunity to bury our faces in her pussy and jump at the sound of her commands...now that would be the life.

· Watch "Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Rough Sex" right now! (hotmovies.com)
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Previously: Penny Flame Roughs Us Up With Her "Expert Guide To Rough Sex"

After Hours [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:45:00 -0500

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Popshots of the Millennium Pt. IV: Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time [Popshots]

Gram Ponante — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:30:01 -0500

If this millennium has delivered anything shocking, it is that sometimes even porn doesn't sell. After the gap are examples of several adult ventures that were a hit with everyone but consumers.

Anyone lucky enough (and I do consider myself lucky) to be paid to write about porn knows that the hype needs to be taken with a grain of saltpeter. Joone is not the next Gore Verbinski, No one is the next Jenna Jameson, and let us all please wake up from the massive eyeroll that is/was corporate altporn.

But someone definitely loved these doomed projects, and you will see that porn is at least 99 percent fun to make, so don't forget that there's a lot of masturbation that goes into your masturbation material.

In the gallery you will see Seymore Butts' ill-fated party bus service, which was supposed to show up at your door with strippers gyrating within. You will also see an example of the short-lived "Porn for Our Troops" movement, also a good idea, but why get Jenn Steele when you can create your own at Abu Ghraib?

The there was the shockingly bad (but delightfully cast) "Alpha 15: The ReEducation of Emily Devore" starring Justine Joli and Daisy Layne. Or think pieces like "The Doll Underground," or movies like "Phantom of the Porn Set" (starring the delicious Harmony Rose) that were directed so shabbily that they weren't even released.

Then there's the ill-fated Nikki Nine, who helped to end Hustler's contract girl program, or Devon, who helped do the same thing to Shane's World. They weren't bad people, but their arrival hastened the end.

Oh, and the "secret" Joey Buttafuoco sex tape.

Lucinda (Suze Classics) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Robin Tunney's "Runaway" Breast [Movies]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Though indie thriller "Runaway" was originally released in 2005, it did not make its way to DVD until a few weeks ago. Why the lag?

Because we needed that much time to come to terms with the idea of owning this glimpse of Robin Tunney's left breast. That, or some internal drama at the studio (we prefer the first explanation, though).

· "Runaway" (imdb.com)
· Robin Tunney in "Runaway" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Paint The Town Sticky And Slightly Opaque [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:30:01 -0500

The description for this video says, "I came her before she she did me. It's the polite thing to do." Isn't that nice?

We can only imagine how thoroughly and completely he rocked her world, because he probably had to earn the pleasure of saturating her forehead with jizz. Facials aren't usually something worth noting, but the precision and quantity of this gentleman's load dropping is undoubtedly special. Also, the title is just charming.

· Some Girls Like Facials (xtube.com)

Kayla Collins (Playboy Plus) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Your Sex Toys Are Now Obsolete: Meet "Roxxxy TrueCompanion" [Wearetherobots]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

We don't actually know what Roxxxy looks like, but as soon as a certain Fleshbot editrix-in-chief gets to the Adult Entertainment Expo, the world will know just how magnificent "the world's first sex robot" truly is.

In an email addressed to Expo attendees, True Companion founder Douglas Hines notes, "Our sex robots are committed to pleasing their owner. This may involve having a nice discussion or engaging in an intimate encounter. They are fully anatomically correct just like a real person. We have electrical and robotics engineers, artists, fashion models, beauty and makeup professionals all working together to make our customer's dream a reality."

Hmm. A team of artists, engineers, designers, and image experts all working to make the perfect girl... Who does that remind us of?

· TrueCompanion.com (truecompanion.com)
· Silvery vixen via Fetish Transformation (crazyfetishworld.com)

Your Move [Gratuitous Nude]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:15:01 -0500

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Get Immersed in Madison Young's "Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality" [DVD]

Florabel Mulvaney — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Gender identity, sexuality, and sexual appetite - it's all amorphous for Madison Young, and luckily for us she's got some like-minded friends.

Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality

Studio: Reel Queer Productions
Director: Madison Young
Cast: Dylan Ryan, Aiden Starr, Maestro, Tina Horn, Billie Sweet, Mickey Mod, Amber Keen, Lila Kat, Le Rock

From feminist porn director Madison Young, "Fluid" explores (and documents!) the sexual natures of Dylan Ryan, Aiden Starr, Tina Horn, Amber Keen, and Young herself. Half investigative documentary, half straight-up porn, this film stimulates both the mind and the loins.

Although there is actually more talking than fucking, the interview portions are interspersed with shots of what's to come - and are worth riding out, like so much foreplay, to get to the big payoff. Young's idea is to delve into each of her subject's sexual proclivities, then see them actualized on film. Real passion is the goal - free from judgment, instinctual, and unrestricted. And, man, is it hot.

At one point Aiden Starr says, "I don't control my sexuality. I let it control me." And how! Her scene with Dylan Ryan and Maestro is epically erotic. And subsequent scenes somehow only get better and better. By the time you reach Amber Keen's go-round, the sexual fervor is at a fever pitch. Many rewatchings are in order (likely skipping over the interview portions - but whatever it takes to produce such hot, hot sex is a-okay with me!) Queer, bi, or pansexual, "Fluid" satisfies it all. Whether you're in it for the long haul, or just skipping from scene to scene, this film is definitely worth a watch.

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With Helena Christensen, Old News Is Good News [Celebrity Skin]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:30:01 -0500

We sort of spaced out about Helena Christensen after her thing in i-D Magazine. Now we realize that was silly of us, because there's this whole other (though not radically different) shoot that we neglected. Better late than never!

And since Christensen's beauty shows no signs of waning, we can take all the time we want. So go ahead, linger.

· Helena Christensen - Citizen K - Summer 2009 x8 (deepatseapictures.blogspot.com)

Note The Underground Whimpers On Your "Map Of The Sounds Of Tokyo" [Movies]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Real talk: this has to be one of the hottest scenes in a foreign film we've seen in a long time. Turn the volume up and the lights down.

Sidenote: the only thing better than having random, slow, sensual sex with a hitwoman sent to kill you is doing it in a hotel room made to look like a subway car.

· "Map of the Sounds of Tokyo" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Video Clips of Rinko Kikuchi and others from Map of the Sounds of Tokyo (upcomingnudescenes.net)

The Risks Of Over-Basting [Gratuitous Nude]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:45:01 -0500

Photo by Merkley??? (flickr.com)

The Many Orgasmic Moans Of Asian Porn [Auralsex]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:30:01 -0500

Truth be told, this is no video. This is Durex's tribute to the sweet and strange sounds of success.

Why would Durex use this advertisement to sell condoms in China? We're not sure. Maybe they're trying to embed subliminal links between condom use and multiple orgasms. Or, more realistically, they're giving the public the sex they want without running into censorship issues (yet). Either way, everyone can appreciate a quick sampler of orgasms (even if we're most comfortable with "American style").

· Durex China: Enjoy moaning (adsoftheworld.com)
· Durex (durex.com)
· Unrelated audiophile pic via Little Liana (galleries.littleliana.com)

"Dollhouse 6" Helps Us End the Decade with a Bang [Hardcore]

DCypher — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mick Blue brings us a fresh pack of doll faced darlings for his sixth installment of Zero Tolerance's Doll House, the series that takes perfect looking girls and turns them out like street meat. That's how they roll.

Monique Alexander owns us when she simply strips off her clothes. It is hard to believe a chick this hot is still doing porn to be perfectly honest. Think about it – girls that look like Momo don't often stick around the jiz bizz for longer than it takes to fall in love with a rich rock star willing to turn husband and get the fuck up out the game. Our little peach flashes her peaches, taking us back to the days when she came in fresh out of high school by way of the local strip club, then saddles up on a unforgiving tool and rides raw. Always amazing. Words fail us as she does what she's become so famous for – plus we love that Hello Kitty tat winking at us while she grinds out a fresh orgasm in reverse cowgirl.

Aletta Ocean is straight up beautiful. There is no getting around it. Seeing this dirty little butt slut take a rigid foot of tube steak up her dirt pipe before getting a gob of goo shot like a milk mustache all over her supermodel face is nothing short of poetry - dirty, gritty, nut busting poetry bitches!!!

Bridgette B and Aliz bring the heat in their respective scenes, keeping the theme of this gonzo rolling. They pass the torch proudly while cum drips off their freshly blasted faces.

In the end though it's sweet Kagney Linn Karter and Alexis Texas double teaming Scott Nails that makes this fucking movie! In what would surely induce a pulmonary embolism in a lesser perform, the dynamic blonde duo team up to take on Scott Nails in what can only be described as an attempted assassination. Scott holds his ground, barely, as they take turns riding his fat prick and bald head. We're not going to even tell you how it ends. No. You can beg all you want but you're going to have to watch and see how he gets out of it.

'Doll House 6' comes out this week from Zero Tolerance. Now check out these pretty bitches in action in this exclusive gallery. You know how we like to end the decade, by going out with a bang! Happy New Year bitches!

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Stripping Around The World: Greatest Hits [Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:30:01 -0500

43 babes from 43 countries all doing the sexiest dance in the history of humanity (except for the cabbage patch). World peace isn't that far away, people!

We were hoping that Zoo would've remixed all of the strip sessions into one, ultimate, brainwashing dance of triumph that could be understood by/appeal to people of every nation. Unfortunately, they've just put all their World Strip vids in one convenient place. Still, it's impressive to see the body of work (ha ha) that Zoo has collected. Maybe someday there'll be a larger, unifying project in order. For now, just enjoy the stripping and feel worldly.

· Girls: World Strip's Greatest Hits! (zootoday.com)

Uncut and Uncensored: Top Ten Amateur Uncircumcised Sex Videos [Toptenvideo]

Kate Kant — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Everybody has sexual preferences, and the cut of a cock is always a debatable topic. These videos are odes to uncircumcised men and their sexy partners; these women do wonders to uncut guys with nothing more than their tongues.

The foreskin isn't just for foreplay; the women in these videos are so good to their uncircumcised men that we can't imagine anything else coming after.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

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AbbyWinters.com Owner Heads To Court, Faces 57 Charges [Antiporn]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:30:01 -0500

Months after having his offices raided, AbbyWinters founder Garion Hall now confronts 54 charges of making objectionable films, plus accusations of exploitation from two of his former employees.

The Herald Sun reports, among other things, multiple cases of cold-heartedness recorded by two former models, "Blaire" and "Melita." It seems like the only confirmed charges are the 54 counts of making illegal films for gain, and possessing an illegal quantity of those films.

· Read the full story: Alleged child pornography and objectionable films seized from sex site boss Garion Hall (heraldsun.com.au)
· Barely relevant, slightly symbolic cover photo via The Pottery Girls On Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)

One Of These Stones Opens A Secret Door... [Gratuitous Nude]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:15:01 -0500

Via Babe-Envy (baby-envy.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: The Best Resolution [Sex Blogs]

AlwaysArousedGirl — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

It's a resolution we can all get behind: more sex in 2010.

No matter how many intimate encounters you enjoyed in 2009, there's always room for improvement. Enjoy some tales from our favorite libidinous sex-bloggers as they round out the year in style and between the sheets. Never content with last year's successes, they're determined to make 2010 a year for the record books. Do support them in their efforts, won't you?

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Too Close for Comfort

The pussy smell would fill the car, and I would use my left hand to reach over and open the fly of his khakis as my right hand went under my panties into my wet cunt. I would play with it for a while, at the same time as pulled his hard cock out of his pants.

So there I am, legs splayed open, one hand on another man's cock, and one hand in my pussy. Although the precome spilling from his head would provide some lubrication, I knew we needed more.

—Minivan Libertine

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And a blowjob just for me…

Luke stuffed his fingers into me, worked them in a mechanical yet effective fashion, until I squelched and dripped pure pleasure as I knelt over his lap. I simply closed my eyes and let go, without delving into the chances of orgasming. I actually didn't think about it and…I was overwhelmed by the electric pulse in my groin and the familiar warm undulations I usually experience during masturbation. Fuck, I thought, he made me come!

—Dirty Sexy Pretty Fun

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Party Doll

She used just the tip of her tongue, tasting the tangy cream of this stranger. Slow, just lapping with the flat side of her tongue tip, and then faster- flicking it and circling it with her tongue. Sucking her clit between her lips, rubbing the flat of her tongue against the part of her clit that was caught in the suction, feeling her tremble and then letting go and starting over.

—Bad Bad Girl

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Fire and Ice

The cold rain turns my nipples into tight hard nipples as he lift me, weightless in the water, up and down on his cock. I'm swimming in sensation, the pleasure overriding every last ounce of common sense as freezing rain pours over my naked body, drenching my hair, making my mascara run into thin spidery trails down my cheeks. But I couldn't care less. We arch, we moan, we writhe, we fuck, and it's electric.

—Sex. Shoes.

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"You're a good little fuck toy"

I slid my finger beside it, teasing again, pulling away as she pushed herself closer, circling when she tried to find direct contact, and then, unexpectedly, rubbing her clitoral hood directly. She stiffened in a small orgasm.

I sat up again, letting her close her legs and she turned her head and asked, "I am allowed to come, aren't I, sir?"

—Lair of the Dragon Mage

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December 25, 2009

Really, I want to suck on those pussy lips all the time.

Then I wanted to watch her get fucked. There's something so nice about watching someone enjoy a good cock pounding, and being close to her face when his cock was in her pussy felt like a special privilege. She looked lovely being fucked. But I no longer wanted to share her.

—Random Rim Jobs

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· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Strip Dreidel Extreme: Joanna Angel/James Deen Grudge Match [Holiday]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:30:01 -0500

When we first learned about Strip Dreidel, we thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if Joanna Angel played this?" Well, guess what: she's a dreidel-spinning fiend.

Thanks to Heeb Magazine's annual Heebonism Party, loads of tribal brothers and sisters got to partake in the baked-clay beatdown known as Strip Dreidel...and they did it on Christmas Eve. There was also dancing, stand-up comedy, and even a Chinese buffet (aka, the Holy Trinity of Judaism) on this night of nights. Of course, we're most excited about the debauchery whipped up by the Supreme Commandress and beau. You should read about it!

· Last Night: Strip Dreidel, Christmas Eve Heebonism and Jewjitsu in Palm Springs (blogs.laweekly.com)

Kimberly Kane Has A Cock On Her Thigh, A Song In Her Heart [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

And in a bizarre, Wizard of Oz-like turn of events, she finds that she had a cock and a heart all along! Well, maybe not the cock, but we've never seen anyone thigh-fuck Mandy Morbid like this.

As odd as this may sound, we applaud those gals who affix strap-on dildos to the thigh. It's easier for the receiver to straddle, the wearer's own genitals are still open for business, and no one has to throw out her back trying to wield an uncooperative fake cock. If God ever gets a chance to redesign our bodies, we'll throw in a vote for a penis relocation project.

· Watch "Mandy Candy" right now! (hotmovies.com)
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Previously: "Mandy Candy" Is Dandy, But Kimberly Kane Is Insane(ly Talented)

No Time To Unfold The Sofa Bed [Gratuitous Nude]

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:45:01 -0500

Via Chagrin (chagrin.tumblr.com)