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Best of Babelogs: Chaos Never Dies Day Edition [Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Luckily these babes like things a little messy...

· Ava Rose (thousandbabes.com)
· Caylain Curtis (dailyniner.com)
· DeJanne Rossi (morazzia.com)
· Dominika & Friend (z0d.com)

· Femme (sensualgirls.org)
· Iris Dragon (shermsshack.com)
· Nata (babesmachine.com)
· Nikkala Stott (pmates.com)

· Paola Rey (babesanatomy.com)
· Shanna (pinkmontains.com)
· Spencer Scott (pussystate.com)
· Susana Spears (all-babes.com)

· Tess Taylor Arlington (lettherebeporn.com)
· Tigerr Benson (tigerjuggs.com)
· Wendy Star (polishbigboobs.com)
· Verunka (babesdiary.com)

And don't forget...

· Ama
· Holly Wellin
· Robin Wilson
· Suzi

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Many Hands, One Pussy [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:30:01 -0500

Who wants pussy? Can we see a show of hands?

This is less of a flesh flick than it is a PSA for sex. Friends help friends, fuck other friends, and there's a condom in play. Can you find a healthier example of happy, consenting adults? We can't. Enjoy the best xtube has to offer.

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Holly Wellin (Hustler) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Inna And Her Very Happy Nipples [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:30:01 -0500

Romanian dance singer Inna just signed a contract with a US based record label to bring her music to the States. Her nipples couldn't be happier. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Dancing The Dance Of The Zero Veils [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:15:00 -0500

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Victoria's Secret's Miraculous Bra Makes Boob Jobs Obsolete [Boobs]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Back in the day, a push up bra could give you an extra cup size—if that. Those days are long gone, though. Victoria's Secret's new Miraculous bra adds an extra two cup sizes...who needs a boob job?

(Well, presumably people who want to retain the enhancement after the bra's off...but whatever, right?)

· If You're A DD Cup, Victoria's Secret Will Make You A G Cup (adrants.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Yasmine Lafitte? [Upskirt]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:30:01 -0500

Oh, wait. You're not wearing any panties. So... Invisible-colored panties? Well played, Yasmine Lafitte.

Why would she deliberately flash her goods like this? She's a Moroccan pornstar at Cannes; she deserves to be recognized.

· Yasmine Lafitte No Panties Upskirt (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Going Overboard For Alexandra Bordas [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Alexandra Bordas is the captain of her very own ship—and you might just say she knows how to get her crew to stand at, ahem, attention.

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Peeling Back The Latex Layer [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:45:00 -0500

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2 [Sex Toys]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:30:01 -0500

With a body that—literally—fits into the palm of your hand, JimmyJane's Form 2 is an itty bitty new addition to their family of vibrators. But don't be fooled by the size: this little baby packs a wallop.

JimmyJane is referring to the Form 2 as a rabbit vibe (and given its resemblance to a certain Sanrio character, it's not hard to see why). But don't be fooled: this isn't the Rabbit Pearl you're dealing with. The Form 2 is a world away from the toy that was the toast of the "Sex and the City" set.

For one thing, the Form 2 is for external use only. But don't think that the lack of dual stimulation is a failing: the Form 2 may not do everything, but what it does do, it does very, very well. The two ears (which can stimulate the labia, envelope the clitoris, and whatever else your dirty little mind imagines) are each powered by their very own motor...the better to vibrate as hard as possible, of course.

And there's also the matter of the controls. The Form 2 is graced with three little buttons: a plus sign (to turn vibration on and up), a minus sign (to decrease vibration and turn it off), and a squiggly line, which takes the toy through different pulse patterns. It's a simple, intuitive set up, and it works very, very well—even in my orgasm addled state, I was still easily able to navigate my way through the pleasure cycle.

But that's not all! The Form 2 is completely waterproof (for bathtime fun), and—and this really excites me—it's impossible to overcharge it. Yes, leave your toy sitting on your charger overnight, if you like; it'll still be good as new in the morning.

In the past, I've had my issues with some of JimmyJane's products, but the Form 2 might just be enough to turn me into a true believer. I'm eagerly looking forward to Form 3 and 4...I can't wait to see what the future holds.

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Raven Haired Beauties Get Their Turn In "Brunette Ambition" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Dark hair draws you in, framing a woman's face and making it harder to hide imperfections in her beauty. Erik Everhard's newest release pays tribute to those smoldering sex pots who've gone over to the dark side.

For many of us, "Blonde Ambition" will forever be associated with Madonna's iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy's fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll's fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it's practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie "Brunette Ambition" which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it's an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

"Brunette Ambition" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Check out our exclusive gallery. Brunettes of the world—rise up and fuck!

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Rihanna Can't Keep Her Clothes On (On Her Album Covers) [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:30:01 -0500

Apparently Rihanna has learned a very important lesson: sex sells. Especially when you're trying to sell an album. And especially when the "sex" in question is a half-naked picture of the very fetching artist who created the album.

We're not sure what's gotten in to Rihanna, but we think we like it. (Though what can we say? We like girls taking off their clothes. We're pretty easy like that.)

· Rihanna Is Half Naked in 'Wait Your Turn' Single Cover (celebrity-mania.com)

Richard Kern Explores Exhibitionism With The Shy [Photography]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Meet Amelia. She's Richard Kern's latest model—and though she's very, very shy about talking, but incredibly comfortable getting naked in front of near strangers. Funny how that works, right?

· Shot By Kern: Amelia (vbs.tv)

Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To) [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:01 -0500

You know you've been fondling the Casios too hard when they start to return the favor.

Face it, audiophiles, everyone has trouble in the studio sometimes. That's where AudioPorn Central steps in. If Dorothy Black's soul sonic force doesn't help you, nothing will.

· The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

Up And At Them! [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:15:00 -0500

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Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is A Familiar Friend [Celebrityskin]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Partial nudity from Pamela Anderson is like post-Halloween discounts on bags of candy: it's sweet, and we appreciate it, but it's going to take a while before we can look at it again.

Nonetheless, it's nice to know it's there, doing fashion shows, hanging out with Vivienne Westwood, but it's still around. If there's one thing we can depend on, it's that Pamela Anderson will be there, flashing stuff, looking flossy well into her golden years.

· Pam Anderson Tit Slips Video Clip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Eva Green Strips Off For Her Art [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:30:01 -0500

Eva Green is no stranger to nudity: she made her debut film performance in 2003's steamy (and incestuous) "The Dreamers," which featured a whole heck of a lot of Eva Green.

And now, six years later, she's making art with her naked body once more. Eva's featured (nude!) in the latest edition of Tatler, in which she recreates a few classic nude photos. Above, Eva's recreation of a portrait of Charlotte Rampling. Though we must say, Eva brings a whole lot more sideboob into the picture.

· Nude portrait of Bond girl Eva Green (dailymail.co.uk)

Welcome To Our Special Club [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

We've only got one rule here: if you want to party with us, you gotta party downtown (if you know what we're saying). If you want in on the action, well...get used to the sweet taste of sex.

· Buy "Sexclusive #2" (gamelink.com)

What's Cookin', Good Lookin'? [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:45:00 -0500

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Eva Mendes Loves Us Back [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:30:01 -0500

Our love affair with Eva Mendes's global endowments continues...and if we're reading her signals correctly, our feelings are definitely reciprocated. That, or Eva's breasts just needed a little fresh air. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Ama (Hegre-Art) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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"Black Dynamite" Puts Pornstars Where They Should Be: Everywhere [Mainstream Crossover Watch]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

We already praised "Black Dynamite" for utilizing some of our favorite ladies, but we never saw how it turned out. Well, it's pretty fly.

Can Black Dynamite handle Erika Vution, Charmane Star, and Charlotte Stokely all at the same time? Of course he can. Don't ask silly questions.

· "Black Dynamite" (imdb.com)
· Ashlie R. Jackson, Sheryn Lascano, Brittney Sorensen, Joy Mulligan :: Black Dynamite (2009) (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Suzi (Only Cuties) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

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Private Dicks (And Pussies): "Criminal Sex Investigation" [DVD]

Gram Ponante — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Had enough of porn parodies? Not yet, Comrade. Imagine, if you will, an Eastern European porn adaptation of "CSI: Las Vegas" and you get the Private's porntastically unfathomable "Criminal Sex Investigation."

Criminal Sex Investigation

Studio: Private
Director: Antonio Adamo
Cast: Regina Moon, Viva Style, Alexa Bold, Carla Cox, Leah Lush, Denis Marti, Cristian David, Marco Nero, Mike Angelo

Review by: Gram Ponante

We have seen many of these beautiful (the women) and comically noirish (the guys) characters before in other Private movies, but what is fantastic about this outing (in addition to the hot Eurosex spawned by five weeks of vacation each year) is the stock footage of Vegas interpolated with both Eastern bloc interiors and performers, none of whom speaks English in a recognizable way.

You may say, "Oh, Grams, I'm not looking to have these performers anchor my high school speech and debate club; I just want to jack/jill off to them."

Well you do that.

We watch through flashbacks the last hours of a beautiful escort's life and follow a tough LVPD dick (Denis Marti) as he visits local haunts to solve her hot, fetishy Euro-murder.

Our detective is not above engaging in a double penetration to get the data he needs. Just so you know.

Nor is the movie afraid to tap into the 90's craze for techno treatments of Gregorian chants for background music, either.

While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse.

I'm going to get started right now!

· Private (private.com)
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How Does Your Garden Grow? [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Nata F (met-art.com)

Stay In Bed! [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

It's early on a Saturday...so why, exactly, are you out of bed? Sure, you have "things" to do...but you could be doing "things" in bed, too. Need some convincing? These two should have all the inspiration you need.

(And on that note, we are so heading back to bed now.)

· Buy "Make Me Cum Please 2" (tlavideo.com)

Robin Wilson (Playboy's Busty Babes) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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Wham! Bam! Thank You, Ma'am! [This Week In Flesh]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

A look back at the week that was...

· War Machine may have been kicked out of the UFC...but it looks like he's off to a great start in the adult biz.
· And speaking of sexy fighters: Catalina White has a sex tape coming out. And no, it wasn't leaked.
· Jessica Alba...is that your butt?!
· They're not just big dicks...they're scary big dicks.
· Only "Seven Minutes in Heaven"? But we wanted eight!
· Hello (again) McKenzie Lee. You look just as lovely as ever.
· Shauna Sand finally got exposed. Now we can all go back to not caring about this.

Best of Babelogs: Saxophone Day Edition [Babes]

Tom Wittlethum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Because it's always nice to snuggle up to some babes for a little sax on the beach.

· Ami Anderson (redheadsmut.com)
· Cassia Riley (novoporn.com)
· Charlie Lane (labatidora.net)
· Crystal Klein (sensualgirls.org)

· Ella (deliciousbabes.org)
· Esse (kindgirls.com)
· Karlie Montana (babesandbitches.net)
· Katya (sexyandfunny.com)

· Kira (jsexgirls.com)
· Maria Ozawa (girlsofdesire.org)
· Marie McCay (asredas.com)
· Maria (artinude.com)

· Mindy Vega (nudeparadisehotel.com)
· Myla Camber (morazzia.com)
· Natalia Cruze (babes2night.com)
· Olena (youngmodelz.com)

· Peta Todd (cherrynudes.com)
· Renae Cruz (models.ph)
· Rosie (freeporn.hu)
· Sophie Howard (primecurves.com)

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· Cecilia Vega
· Charisma
· Jewel
· Kristina Rose

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What Makes A Nerd? [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:30:01 -0500

It's not the glasses. She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference.

Wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd. What, we're supposed to believe that you got that way from reading books? Or playing video games? Ridiculous. You know what makes people go blind? Masturbation. People with glasses may or may not be nerds, it's about a 50-50 chance. However, there's a good chance that a person with glasses is a chronic masturbator.

· Sexy Nerd, Hot Orgasm! (xtube.com)

Cecilia Vega (Public Disgrace) [Fleshbot Babes]

Tom Wittlethum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Sex Blog Roundup: Never Enough [Sex Blogs]

Madeline Glass — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:30:01 -0500

Seems like the more you get, the more you want.

We've all been there: playing rodeo indoors for a day or two (or six), only surfacing to eat, drink and update our Twitter streams. (Oh, like you don't.) Madeline's grabbed a handful of hotness from this week's sex blogosphere, just in case you find yourself naked, sweaty and postcoital this weekend with a hankering for some, um, inspiration.
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Waiting

We kiss....for a long time, and once again must stop ourselves from fucking in the parking lot. Eventually, we trot off to the room (our usual) and step inside. The longing...has now turned to intense and unadulterated lust. We are clawing at each other, biting, unable to stop each other. I rip his plaid shirt open and pull at his jeans. His belt is quickly undone, and I am eager for that enormous cock.

—The Unfaithful Soccer Mom

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On Masturbating

Instead I became focused on the coolness of the glass as it circled my clit the ease with which it penetrated me and how quickly it warmed to my cunt. I lazily fucked myself drawing out my arousal while lightly slapping my perfectly purple tits. Each time my palms made contact with my extremely sensitive nipples I felt an intense spasm of pleasure in my cunt.

—Dangerous Liaisons

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Spontaneous

I glanced around at the easy traffic on the winding four-lane suburban highway as I undid my jeans. But soon my hand was tired from the combined efforts of rubbing tights circles and pushing space in my snug jeans. It's not an easy feat to push one's panties and jeans down ass and hips while driving, but I did it. My long shirt covered my tummy and cunt but patches of pale skin was visible at my hips and the tops of my thighs, should a passing motorist of the correct height happen to glance over and inside my car.

—This Could Be Dangerous

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Devil Inside

Abruptly she pulled downwards and his pants fell around his ankles. His cock, hard and red, stood out like a prod, pointing directly at her face. She looked up at him then, and there was in her eyes such a look of lust that even he was swayed by its force.

"Or, not to put too fine a point on it," she purred now, "to have you fuck my brains out." Her hand went to his shaft and grasped it firmly. He gasped at how cool and soft her fingers felt around his heated flesh. She began stroking him, gently twisting her grasp around and around, squeezing him downward and then upward, milking the first drops of pre-cum free.

—Insatiabear: A Panserbjørne's Musings

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Sex and Submission (part 2)

My efforts were mostly useless. But worthwhile, when he peeled away the objects of torture-with exquisite deliberation on each one. And rewarded me with his cock.

And, what a cock. It didn't take much suggestion on his part for me to beg for it, and suck it with enthusiasm. Even as he forced me to strain for it, from my position, kneeling on the bed as he stood in front of me, fully clothed except for his hanging, gorgeous cock.

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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Not Enough #13

And so I extended the long cord to the nearest outlet and knelt in front of Alice's vagina, the dyed blue hairs now drenched in fluid, her cuntlips now engorged and slick with her arousal. I held the head of the vibrator flush up against her, moving it around in little circles, trying to match the rotation of the hips in front of me. Alice now exhaled deeply, and emitted a slight moan, the tempo of her breathing increasing, her mouth open and her tongue working itself back and forth across her lower lip, her discreet little noises now cascading on top of one another in rhythm to the circling of the vibrator, the wetness now starting to shine at the tops of her thighs.

—Swordfish Suite

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· Thumbnail Stars Abbey Brooks & Jasmeen LeFleur, courtesy of Naughty America (www.naughtyamerica.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Sit Back, Relax, And Enjoy The View [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:15:00 -0500

Photo by Noah Kalina (flickr.com)

Pornstar Birthday Roundup: November 1 - November 7 [Birthday]

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

It's that time again. Let's look at some of the babes celebrating their statuses as sexy Scorpios this week.

Birthday cover babes via Fuck Team Five (bangbros.com)

Aria Giovanni, November 3
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Nicole Ray, November 4
Hot Bush (realitykings.com)

Jackie Daniels, November 4 Throated (throated.com)
Incidentally, Jackie Daniels recently quit! (pinktender.com)

Chavon Taylor, November 5
Scoreland Presents: Chavon's got some big ole fun bags (scoreland.com)

Annie Cruz, November 6
Stuffed Petite (stuffedpetite.com)

Yurizan Beltran, November 7
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ZOO's On The Hunt...For Britain's Biggest Boobs [Bigboobs]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:30:01 -0500

A recent UK poll revealed that—with an average cup size of 34E—Liverpool ladies have the biggest breasts in Britain. But is that survey to be believed, or has someone been mucking about with the data?

Well, the boobologists at ZOO have decided to find out—and they've headed to the field to survey the, ahem, data. So do the ladies of Liverpool live up to the hype? Apparently not—but they're still a pretty fine selection of females, if you ask us.

· The Big Boob Hunt: Liverpool! (zootoday.com)

"Jesse Jane" Gets Off "Online" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Jesse Jane knows better than anyone that online dating sucks. With so many people online pretending to be her, she's been asked to friend request herself at least a hundred times by ruthless, desperate strangers.

Just as with a Nicolas Cage movie, what you're sold is never what you end up getting—and usually it's pretty sad and frustrating (no to mention pathetic). You wind up having to entertain yourself and just feeling bad half the time...all right, most of the time.

So when Robby D over at Digital Playground decided to make a movie about online dating, he knew right away that Jesse Jane was the perfect person to cast as the lead. Luckily she was available, and, after having her agent fax the script over to her one page at a time, she fell in love with the project. She knew within the first ten pages that this was going to be the script that she would be remembered for (along with that amazing guest appearance on Entourage where she threatened to butt fuck the comic geek harassing Vince—but the nerd totally loved it).

We're not going to be like other sites that give away the plot. In fact, we're not even going to tell you whether it's a comedy, sending up online dating, or all dramatic, like a Brad Armstrong movie. Anyone can tell you that, right? Instead we're going to tell you that Jesse fucks three guys in this movie: Mick Blue, Scott Nails, and Ben English—who has since retired (or so we are told).

The movie also features Shawna Lenee getting stuffed full of Tommy Gunn and Madelyn Marie having hot sex with pretty boy stud Danny Mountain. We're always happy to see sexy Shawna fuck since she's honestly one of our favorite performers and one of the hottest women to ever be in adult entertainment. We could watch her fuck all day long...in fact, we're pretty sure we have once. (That was an amazing day.)

"Jesse Jane Online" comes out on November 11th from Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, so keep your hands on your tingling genitals and off of their images. Now, enjoy the work of one of the greatest masters of pornography starring the most beautiful women in the world. You are very welcome. Have a great weekend!

Jesse Jane and Mick Blue
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Jesse Jane and Mick Blue
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Shawna Lenee
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Shawna Lenee and Tommy Gunn
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Shawna Lenee and Tommy Gunn
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Shawna Lenee and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Ben English
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Jesse Jane and Scott Nails
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Jesse Jane and Scott Nails
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Jesse Jane and Scott Nails
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Madelyn Marie and Danny Mountain
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Madelyn Marie and Danny Mountain
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All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
Madelyn Marie and Danny Mountain
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All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Beach Blanket Bingo [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:45:00 -0500

Benedetta Pavone and Francesca Lancini by Riccardo Bagnoli, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

Fisting: You're Doing It Wrong [Wtf]

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:30:01 -0500

Uh, we're not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything, but, uh... wow. That is not what we meant. Good hustle, though!

There's something about hot chicks... They can just do whatever they want and it turns us on. Case in point: Hot Chicks with Fists in their Mouths. Even if you don't like fisting, you'll like this site.

But if you strongly object to fisting, you can try one of their sister sites:
Hot Chicks with Hot Dogs in their Mouths for more traditional phallocentric symbolism,
Hot Chicks Plunging Their Toilets for those of you with a thing for plumbers,
Hot Chicks with Dogs with Boners for those of you living vicariously through animals,
Hot Chicks Smiling at Ground Zero for your national tragedy fetish,
and of course, we can't forget about Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit.

Wow.

· Photo via, you guessed it: Hot Chicks with their Fists in their Mouths (hotchickswithfistsintheirmouths.com)

Olivia Munn: Now In Sexy Magazine Form! [Celebrity]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Apparently Olivia Munn wasn't content with just having her own issue of Playboy—no, she needed to have an magazine full of sexy pictures of herself (and with her name on the cover, too!).

Say hello to Hey Olivia!, the magazine for those who just can't get enough scantily clad Olivia Munn. Now, some of you may be thinking that it might be a bit foolish to launch a magazine in a time when the print press is collapsing in on itself—especially a magazine that offers relatively tame content. Clearly, you just don't understand the power of Olivia Munn.

· Hey Olivia! (mymag.com)