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Jamie Bradford (Playboy's Student Bodies) [Fleshbot Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:00:00 -0400

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"Le Silence De Lorna": Little Silence, Lots Of Skin [Movies]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:30:00 -0400

To do this month: find out where "Le silence de Lorna" playing. Get tickets for the opening (July 31). Buy a big tub of popcorn...and enjoy the beauty of European comfortability with full frontal nudity in film.

· "Le silence de Lorna" (celebcap.net)
· "Le silence de Lorna" (imdb.com)

What A Good Girl, What A Pretty Girl, What A Star [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:30:01 -0400

Though there are many women who can make a living from having sex on camera, and quite a few who are really quite talented at it, there are only a handful who are absolutely meant to fuck for an audience.

This girl is one of them. We don't know her name, or where she's from, but we're absolutely in love. Is it her body? The way she moves? We're still figuring it out: but we do know that we're completely enthralled by her, and that's after watching a four and a half minute silent fuck flick. Imagine what Porn Valley could do with her.

· nena buenisima (xtube.com)

Corin Riggs (Playboy's Fresh Faces) [Fleshbot Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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Anna Kournikova Does It For The Kids [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:30:01 -0400

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Here's the lovely Anna Kournikova coaching at the Bloomberg Kids Tennis Clinic. Not only is she offering her students killer tennis tips...she's also giving them a very, very nice view. Anyone know how we enroll in this tennis camp? (hollywoodtuna.com)

Popsicle, With A Side Of Girl [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:15:00 -0400

Harlow and Sarah (altporn.net)

Chloe Is Back In Porn, For Really Reals [Pornstars]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:00:00 -0400

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.After her turn in "Seasoned Players 9," some wondered whether porn legend Chloe was back on the scene for good—or if she was just back for one last hurrah. According to Tom Byron, she's returned for real.

Is Chloe just back for one movie, or is she now back in the biz? Will Chloe plan on signing at Tom Byron's booth at the aee or avn convention this coming january? if not or if she hasn't thought about it, please tell her the fans want to see her! i've been waiting for a chance to meet her.

Yeah, Chloe's around, she signed with Lisa Ann. I'll look into getting her to sign in Vegas. We sold the shit out of Seasoned Players 9, so I know she's popular, the little wackadoodle.

Now if we could see Chloe and Lisa Ann, together in a scene...words wouldn't be able to describe our ecstasy.

· Tom Byron- The long awaited exclusive interview and pics- Great stuff! (lukeisback.com)

When In Sweden, Grab Each Other's Boobs [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:30:01 -0400

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.We know that men like to imagine that women spend most of their time sitting around topless and comparing one another's boobs. Alas, that's not the case at all—unless the women in question are on Swedish Big Brother.

Then, of course, it's a boob baring, boob grabbing, boob shaking good time. And we, for one, plan to enjoy it for all its worth (which happens to be quite a lot. These are Swedish boobs we're talking about!).

· Swedish Big Brother Girls (boobieblog.com)

Mary Louise Parker Gives Us The Blessing Of Boobs (Again!) [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:00:00 -0400

It's been almost a year, but we still haven't quite recovered from the thrill of seeing Mary Louise Parker's boobs on TV. And now that she's showing them in magazines? We may never leave the house again. (We're not kidding.)

· Mary Louise Parker In Esquire (egotastic.com)

Babe In The Water [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:45:00 -0400

Vlada Roslyakova, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

Hotly Anticipated Titles: "Malice In Lalaland" [Upcoming]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:30:01 -0400

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Wondering what Sasha Grey has been up to this week? America's Favorite Fuck Slave has been out in the desert, shooting scenes for "Malice in Lalaland." Yes, she's Malice. Even better: she shot a scene with the illustrious Keni Styles.

We can only imagine what his character might be? The Cheshire Cat? The Mad Hatter? Someone find out for us, we're dying to know.

· Sasha's Tweet (twitter.com)
· Sasha Grey as Malice (yfrog.com)

The Best Boob Jobs In All The World [Boobs]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400

Though a bad boob job is one of the greatest tragedies known to man, a good boob job is a joy forever. Join us, won't you, for a tour of some of the best celebrity boob jobs out there.

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.World's Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com)
The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.World's Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com)
The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.World's Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com)
The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.World's Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com)
The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.World's Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com)
The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.World's Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com)

Hot For Teacher: Teacher Accidentally Sends Students Home With Porn [Scandal]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:30:01 -0400

Talk about headlines ripped from our fantasies: a California teacher is in hot water after a DVD she created for her students was discovered to contain footage of her masturbating.

(Of course, in our fantasy, all the students are of legal age, and after the footage is discovered, everyone has a big orgy. Why can't real life be more like that?)

· Teacher sends kids home with sex tape of herself (metro.co.uk)

Just Spending Most Our Lives In A Porno Paradise (AKA "Mobster's Ball #2") [Hardcore]

DCypher — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400

Wicked contract stars jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Mikalya Mendez, and Alektra Blue unleash the full weight of their sexual fury in Brad Armstrong's gangsta sequel like five angels dancing on the head of a freshly pulled grenade pin.

A nihilistic shiver blossoms inside of us, like initial rush after snorting hillbilly heroin, as these angelic ingenues disrobe, both their lascivious costumes as well as any residual inhibition, and transform into uncomplicated engines of desire, ready to provide unspeakable pleasures to anyone bold enough to cross paths with these possessed dolls.

In our minds, the lyrics to a timeless Gun's n' Roses song morph once again into a familiar refrain. You know where you are? You're in a porno, baby. You're gonna fuck—hard.

Whales take chances in high stakes poker games for the rush, the thrill of losing. Mobsters grow addicted to the sound of the gun busting. They grow to need the edge of danger like a hit of adrenaline on the tip of their tongues to feel real and alive. The women that risk their lives and hearts loving these outlaws live for the thrill too. Armstrong exploits these fantasies in a gangsta party turned porno paradise, with each scene topographically reflecting different aspects of known gangster iconography.

Smoky casinos, retro-gothic police stations, and shadowy crime scenes pay homage to the romanticized Hollywood image of the uncompromising gun toting ghosts of legend and the molls that spun fear and chaos into the forbidden meat of a decadent reality even the hardest pornographer will in all likelihood never know.

"Mobster's Ball 2" releases this month from Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures. Check out the exclusive gallery we snatched for you.

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Porn For The Deaf Giantess Fetishist (Yes, It Exists) [Fetish]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:30:01 -0400

We know about porn for the blind—but what about porn for the deaf? More specifically, what about porn for the deaf giantess fetishist with a love of CGI? As with all things, it's somewhere on the internet.

On YouTube, specifically, where deaf auteur Markie creates soundless CGI films, some of which focus on the worship of, yes, very giant women. Above: The Deaf Giantess, a stirring look at what happens when a very large deaf woman crashlands among a tribe of deaf bald men. We guarantee it'll change you.

· Markie & DragonessLife (youtube.com, via monstersandrockets.com)

So Fresh And So Clean! [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:15:00 -0400

Alla (m-u-s-e.org, via pussycalor.com)

Carmen Electra, Burlesque Queen [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:00:00 -0400

You may have heard a little rumor about Carmen Electra performing in a topless revue in Vegas. You may have even wondered where you could find photos of this magic occurrence. Well, wonder no more: we have them.

(thesun.co.uk)
Carmen Electra (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carmen Electra (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carmen Electra (taxidrivermovie.com)

69 Perfects The Art Of The Tease [Websites]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:30:01 -0400

If less is more, then 69's cropped porn snaps are a cornucopia of filthy goodness. The tumblog offers small hints of the action occurring in full photos, zooming in on one hot section of what's going on.

Tired of being teased? Thankfully, the site offers links to its source material—so when you're ready for the full monty, it's just a click away.

· 69 (69.tumblr.com, via Violet Blue)
· Thumbnail and source photo (hustler.com)

New! Different! Fleshbot! [Announcements]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:15:00 -0400

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Loyal readers of Fleshbot! You may have noticed that we just got a makeover. There've been a few changes to how things work—and here's an overview of what to expect.

Image and video embedding in comments: Comments now have an option to upload images and easily embed YouTube videos. So now you can finally show us your favorite picture of your favorite Crush Object...in the comments!

Comment order: Up until now, comments have been in chronological order. We're switching them to reverse chronological order—like Facebook or Twitter. There's one exception to this, however. Replies to a comment will still appear in a thread below the comment...in regular chronological order (again, this is like Facebook).

Comment editing: After you post a comment, you'll have a fifteen minute window in which to edit your comment. Finally, freedom from all those embarrassing typos!

Star commenters, now with more awesome: Those little yellow stars aren't just for show anymore. If you're a starred commenter, you'll be able to see comments that haven't been approved (they'll have a different colored background, so you know they're not live). See something good? You have the ability to approve it! But be warned...if you abuse the power, and approve comments better left in purgatory, you risk losing your star.

Related stories: Reading a story, and find you're dying to know more about the topic at hand? The right column now displays related stories, for easy access to related coverage.

EDIT: Oh, also—if you're ever overwhelmed by the sheer number of comments, you can always opt to see just comments by star commenters (aka "featured comments"). By default, you'll see all comments, though (as opposed to sites like Gawker and Jezebel, which default to featured comments).

And as with any change, things may be a little buggy for a time. Notice any problems? Don't hesitate to email us with a report.

MILFday Is Our Favorite Day Of The Week [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:00:00 -0400

Sure, barely legal babes are all fine and dandy...but it's MILFs who have the wisdom and experience to really turn our crank. With the years in the field, they've learned all the right moves...and just when to use them.

Today's MILF of the moment is Kristal Summers, whose powers of seduction are a wonder to behold. As are her blowjob skills. And, well, her.

· Buy "MILF To The Max #2" (adameve.com)

Lazy Thursday [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:45:00 -0400

Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com)
Model: Athena Fatale (athenafatale.com)

Lily Allen Takes It Off For I-D Magazine [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:30:01 -0400

What is it about Lily Allen that always makes us smile? Is it her friendly nature? Her sense of whimsy? Her third nipple? The fact that she's always showing her third nipple? We may never know...but we're guessing it's #4.

Lily Allen (egotastic.com)
Lily Allen (egotastic.com)

Lisa Ann (Suze.net) [Fleshbot Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:00:00 -0400

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The Boobs Of "Van Wilder: Freshman Year" [Movies]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:30:00 -0400

Like their teen counterparts, sexy college romps are heavily dependent on boobs to further their plot (or at least make you forget about the lack of one). Perfect example: "Van Wilder: Freshman Year."

This classic arrives on DVD next week, but you can enjoy the boobtacular goodness right here, right now. Allow National Lampoon to help you relive (or reinvent) your college days, with all the wild partying, drinking, and boobs, boobs, boobs that that entails.

· Video Clips of Meredith Giangrande, Kristin Cavallari (NN), and others from Van Wilder:Freshman Year (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Are These Nude Photos Of The Dresden Dolls' Amanda Palmer? (Yes.) [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:30:00 -0400

Last night, we received a tip on some (alleged) nude photos of Amanda Palmer from the Dresden Dolls, who's apparently making excellent use of her webcam. What say you, readers: real or ruse?

And if they're real, should we be worried about Neil Gaiman getting all aggro on us for posting them? Or is that not his style?

UPDATE: We've learned that these are indeed the real thing—put up by Amanda herself.

Amanda Palmer (thesilentorchestra.com)
Amanda Palmer (thesilentorchestra.com)
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Amanda Palmer (thesilentorchestra.com)
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Amanda Palmer (thesilentorchestra.com)
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Amanda Palmer (thesilentorchestra.com)

Best Of Babelogs: National Chocolate With Almonds Day [Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400

Because we like babes who are a little nutty...

· Amelie (babesmachine.com)
· Andreea Mantea (lettherebeporn.com)
· Brandi Bryant (babesdiary.com)
· Brigi (babesdiary.com)

· Celine (hq69.com)
· Cherry Winters (SITE.com)
· Crissy Moran (thousandbabes.com)
· Hayley Marie (foxhq.com)

· Jordan Capri (go-girls-go.com)
· Katie Fey (100bucksbabes.com)
· Kennedy Faye (girlsofdesire.org)
· Lima (kindgirls.com)

· Milana (bigboobsalert.com)
· Paige (glam0ur.com)
· Samantha Ryan (dailyniner.com)
· Xenia (softcandies.com)

And don't forget...

· Ariel
· Genna Jackson
· Kirsay
· Priya

...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

A Little Humping For Your Humpday [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:30:01 -0400

Wednesday is the cruelest day...didn't Robert Frost say something like that? In an attempt to make your Wednesday a little more kind, we've found an adorable girl who wants nothing more than to play with a cock for your enjoyment.

When she gets it to explode all over her beautiful breasts, and rubs the cum right around, why, we think you'll find your Wednesday blues just melting away (we know it did a little something to make our week feel a whole lot brighter!).

· Titty Fuck (xtube.com)

Priva (Clara G) [Fleshbot Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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Nilanti Narain Knows What We're Longing For [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:30:01 -0400

There's an unfortunate shortage of gorgeous South Asian women posing in little to no clothing for lad mags. Good thing, then, that Nilanti Narain is hot enough to (almost) make up for the dearth of her kind.

Nilanti Narain (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Nilanti Narain (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
Nilanti Narain (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
Nilanti Narain (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Topless Formal: The Wave Of The Future [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:15:00 -0400

Photo by Amina Munster (missaminamunster.deviantart.com)

Britney Go Braless [Celebrity Nipplewatch]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:00:00 -0400

Given the endless (over)exposure Britney Spears has received from the media, we'd started to think that we knew everything there was to know about the popstar-turned-mom. But you know what? We still didn't know that she doesn't like wearing bras.

And having learned this—well, we can't really say that our life has changed in any measurable way, but it still was enough to give us a momentary thrill. And isn't that what's really important in life?

· Britney Spears (hollywoodtuna.com)

Sara Stone, Fashion Icon [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:30:01 -0400

Sara Stone seems to be having some trouble keeping her breasts inside or top. Or is this some new fashion that all the girls are into? Cause that is definitely something that we could throw our support behind. (boobieblog.com)

Tom Byron Makes It Look Effortless In "King of Coochie 5" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:00:00 -0400

Tom Byron has led an extraordinary life by anyone's standards. With his quiet unassuming nature, and the epic list of hotties he's nailed, he effortlessly holds down the crown.

His latest tribute to snatch, "King of Coochie 5," continues the tradition he set in place near decades ago of banging the piss out of smoking hot women. With smoldering hot starlets like Riley Shy, Delilah Strong, Memphis Monroe, Cristina Agave, and Christina, "KoC5" definitely delivers.

They may be some of the hottest chicks you've ever seen getting their tight little holes pumped chock full of Byron's fleshy, tumescent scepter, but for the King, it's just another day at the office. Luckily, the years have done little to dull the sense of excitement and enthusiasm in Tom's face as he thrusts his chubby prick into the wet and willing pink holes of these eager starlets until his balls are floating in their sticky juices.

Naturally, we paid a bit of extra attention to sweet young Riley Shy, the white hot redhead, taking a proper dose of rigid tool up her drooling honey pot. The delicate flush of pink that races across her nacre skin as Byron works himself into a froth blossoms across her face like a red rose in June. No words can describe it.

"King of Coochie 5" releases this month from Tom Byron. Check out the exclusive gallery below!

Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
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Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)

The New Naked Strategy Has Dramatically Improved Apple Sales [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:45:00 -0400

Rhea (sexoteric.com)

NY Times Discusses The Future Of Porn...And We Respond [Media]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:30:01 -0400

Today's NY Times Business section has an article on, of all things, porno plots—and, more specifically, their disappearance from modern porns.

As the Times sees it, plots were big in the '70s, resurged in the '90s, and have completely fallen by the wayside in the modern era, as studios focus far more on all-sex releases that can be easily chopped up into scenes for online and VOD distribution.

They're sorta right, but they're also missing a very big part of the picture.

Let's get one thing out of the way: plot-driven porn movies (or features, as they're called in the industry) aren't going anywhere. For one thing, there are enough people who like them to make them worthwhile; for another, they're incredibly important PR and marketing tools. Digital Playground can screen "Pirates 2" at UCLA, but we'd wager that the administration would be far less friendly to a screening of "Filth Cums First 4." Or, better yet: New Sensations may primarily produce all sex fare like "Girls 'n Glasses" (cited by the NY Times), but "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" is what got them on "Jimmy Kimmel Live."

There's also the fact that—for the time being, at least—features are still worth buying on DVD; and as long as studios can still make a profit off DVDs, they'll be more than happy to sell them.

At the same time, however, there are many people who are buying their porn primarily for the sex (and let's face it: even those of us who like features are still in it primarily for the sex). And for those people, the DVD model isn't the most economical way of getting what they need: why pay for four hours of sex, when all you really want is that two minutes of Gianna Michaels humping her way to heaven? And it's these people who are driving the trend towards content that is, well, primarily sex—and, more importantly, can be cut up and repackaged without losing that certain something.

What we predict is that we'll end up seeing a split system: a smaller number of high budget, easily marketable features available on DVD for one section of the porn viewing public; and a larger number of sex-focused scenes, perhaps on DVD, but primarily online, for the rest.

And frankly, we think that could be for the best. Imagine if studios took their features really seriously, casting performers who could act as well as they fuck, crafting a movie with a plot that's actually worth watching, while allowing performers whose talents lie in a more prurient direction to simply focus on their fuck craft? You may say we're dreamers...but we think it could be a beautiful thing.

· Lights, Camera, Lots of Action. Forget the Script. (nytimes.com)
· Thumbnail: Gianna Michaels and Faye Reagan ponder the future of porn (nsgalleries.com)

Future Superstar Watch: Malea Richardson [Movies]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400

So maybe Malea Richardson's only been in three movies—and not particularly high profile ones, at that. Everyone's got to start somewhere, right? And we think her performance in "Lake Dead" shows some real star power...and real sexiness, too.

Perhaps if we do our part to promote Malea's talents, the rest of the world will sit up and take notice. Hey Malea, when you're headlining big blockbusters a few years from now, just remember to thank the little porn blog that believed in you way back when.

· Malea Richardson (imdb.com)
· "Lake Dead" (celebcap.net)

The Other Side Of Mena Suvari [Celebrity Bikini Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:30:01 -0400

We've spent so much time being distracted by Mena Suvari's boobs that we plum forgot to see what she was packing round back. Ourl thanks to whoever got these shots: it's good to know that Mena is, indeed, well-rounded.

Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

Playing With Your Food: Top Ten Sexy Food Videos [Top Ten]

Kate Kant — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400

Our mother always told us not to play with our food. We followed that rule all these years...until we discovered these sexy videos of softcore food play.

We've already seen how down and dirty the four food can get, so here's a list of videos for those of us who love a good tease. Or are avid fruit eaters.

Sexy girls eating each other (youtube.com)

This Lollipop Is Having A Pretty Good Day! Sexy Schoolgirl! (youtube.com)

sexy banana (youtube.com)

Hot Girl Ice Cream Fight (youtube.com)

Erin Eats a Peach - SSSTV (youtube.com)

Intern Eleanor Eating Strawberries (youtube.com)

sexy lips eating cherrys!!! (youtube.com)

How To Look Sexy While Eating. (youtube.com)

Asian Girl Eats a Strawberry (youtube.com)

Women Eating (Stock Video) 3 (youtube.com)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Dimetto Hats: For Any Kind Of Sexy [Advertising]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:30:01 -0400

To advertise their new line of unisex hats, milliner Dimetto has persuaded a bunch of beautiful young ladies to model nude, covering their lower bits with some very stylish hats—and no hands! (No hands? Wait a minute...)

Dimetto hats. "For men or women." (copyranter.blogspot.com)
Dimetto hats. "For men or women." (copyranter.blogspot.com)
Dimetto hats. "For men or women." (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Peek A Boo! [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:15:00 -0400

Maiko Kazano (japanav18.com, via jheat.com)