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It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use.</feedburner:browserFriendly><item><title>Vitor's still got it.</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/Xr2dsHpKVHM/vitors-still-got-it-508606603</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o443udoqm30gif/ku-xlarge.gif" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Vitor's still got it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/vitors-still-got-it-508606603"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1bec83/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fvitors-still-got-it-508606603&amp;t=Vitor%27s+still+got+it." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fvitors-still-got-it-508606603&amp;t=Vitor%27s+still+got+it." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fvitors-still-got-it-508606603&amp;t=Vitor%27s+still+got+it." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fvitors-still-got-it-508606603&amp;t=Vitor%27s+still+got+it." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fvitors-still-got-it-508606603&amp;t=Vitor%27s+still+got+it." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664103593/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1bec83/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664103593/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1bec83/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664103593/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1bec83/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/Xr2dsHpKVHM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">ufc</category><category domain="">gifs</category><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 03:03:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508606603</guid><dc:creator>Timothy Burke</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/vitors-still-got-it-508606603</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Quick, Everyone Notice That Mark Reynolds Leads The AL In Homers</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/as05P4q4Uqw/quick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="463" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o3pbtokmhjwjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;With his 12th tater of the 2013 season, a guy named Mark Reynolds took over the lead in the American League in home runs. Mark Reynolds plays for the Cleveland Indians, which is why you can be forgiven for having no idea who Mark Reynolds is. But that doesn't bother Mark Reynolds.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/quick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1b5cb9/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fquick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586&amp;t=Quick%2C+Everyone+Notice+That+Mark+Reynolds+Leads+The+AL+In+Homers" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fquick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586&amp;t=Quick%2C+Everyone+Notice+That+Mark+Reynolds+Leads+The+AL+In+Homers" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fquick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586&amp;t=Quick%2C+Everyone+Notice+That+Mark+Reynolds+Leads+The+AL+In+Homers" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fquick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586&amp;t=Quick%2C+Everyone+Notice+That+Mark+Reynolds+Leads+The+AL+In+Homers" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fquick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586&amp;t=Quick%2C+Everyone+Notice+That+Mark+Reynolds+Leads+The+AL+In+Homers" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665167206/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b5cb9/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665167206/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b5cb9/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665167206/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b5cb9/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/as05P4q4Uqw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">baseball</category><category domain="">mark reynolds</category><category domain="">news</category><category domain="">cleveland indians</category><category domain="">home runs</category><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:05:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508582586</guid><dc:creator>Sam Eifling</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/quick-everyone-notice-that-mark-reynolds-leads-the-al-508582586</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Singer Of National Anthem Forgets Words, Powers Ahead Anyhow</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/0_HXFLsqZ2Y/singer-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136</link><description>&lt;p class=" class=&amp;#34;has-media media-640&amp;#34; first-text"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XW9IcijGqA" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GKQ0fY3lrEo?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-GKQ0fY3lrEo"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;Listening to this instantly immortal rendition of &amp;#34;The Star-Spangled Banner,&amp;#34; I'm reminded of Kevin Kline's character in &amp;#34;A Fish Called Wanda,&amp;#34; who after receiving any sort of instruction always had to ask, &amp;#34;What was the part in the middle?&amp;#34;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/singer-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1b68fa/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsinger-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136&amp;t=Singer+Of+National+Anthem+Forgets+Words%2C+Powers+Ahead+Anyhow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsinger-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136&amp;t=Singer+Of+National+Anthem+Forgets+Words%2C+Powers+Ahead+Anyhow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsinger-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136&amp;t=Singer+Of+National+Anthem+Forgets+Words%2C+Powers+Ahead+Anyhow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsinger-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136&amp;t=Singer+Of+National+Anthem+Forgets+Words%2C+Powers+Ahead+Anyhow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsinger-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136&amp;t=Singer+Of+National+Anthem+Forgets+Words%2C+Powers+Ahead+Anyhow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664102136/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b68fa/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664102136/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b68fa/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664102136/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b68fa/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/0_HXFLsqZ2Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">oh canada</category><category domain="">meltdowns</category><category domain="">news</category><category domain="">the star-spangled banner</category><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:37:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508584136</guid><dc:creator>Sam Eifling</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/singer-of-national-anthem-forgets-words-powers-ahead-a-508584136</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Sadistic Media Targeted "Carolina Way," Whinges Ex-UNC Chancellor</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/4zD2OUA5QHw/sadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="546" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o3lauvx0ultjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Pro tip for anyone trying to make sense of a scandal. If the person at the center of it starts claiming that &amp;#34;the media&amp;#34; are persecuting them, it's usually (though not always) a solid bet that they are patently full of shit. It's the equivalent of shooting the messenger and then claiming self-defense.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I'll leave you to decide what you make of the remarks by James Moeser, who was the chancellor of the University of North Carolina from 2000 to 2008, reported in &lt;em&gt;Chapel Hill Magazine&lt;/em&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/sadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1ac2b5/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547&amp;t=Sadistic+Media+Targeted+%22Carolina+Way%2C%22+Whinges+Ex-UNC+Chancellor" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547&amp;t=Sadistic+Media+Targeted+%22Carolina+Way%2C%22+Whinges+Ex-UNC+Chancellor" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547&amp;t=Sadistic+Media+Targeted+%22Carolina+Way%2C%22+Whinges+Ex-UNC+Chancellor" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547&amp;t=Sadistic+Media+Targeted+%22Carolina+Way%2C%22+Whinges+Ex-UNC+Chancellor" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fsadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547&amp;t=Sadistic+Media+Targeted+%22Carolina+Way%2C%22+Whinges+Ex-UNC+Chancellor" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664198732/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ac2b5/kg/342-363/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664198732/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ac2b5/kg/342-363/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664198732/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ac2b5/kg/342-363/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/4zD2OUA5QHw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">news observer</category><category domain="">news</category><category domain="">james moeser</category><category domain="">sports illustrated</category><category domain="">dean smith</category><category domain="">north carolina tar heels</category><category domain="">eve carson</category><category domain="">the carolina way</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:44:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508575547</guid><dc:creator>Sam Eifling</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/sadistic-media-targeted-carolina-way-whinges-ex-unc-508575547</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Deadspin Up All Night: Go And Catch A Matinee</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/rFenYEsWhBo/deadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zNB19oyYPIo?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-zNB19oyYPIo"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Plenty of good games on tonight. The Knicks are playing, too. We'll see y'all tomorrow. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/deadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1ac2b6/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Go+And+Catch+A+Matinee" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Go+And+Catch+A+Matinee" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Go+And+Catch+A+Matinee" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Go+And+Catch+A+Matinee" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Go+And+Catch+A+Matinee" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664198731/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ac2b6/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664198731/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ac2b6/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664198731/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ac2b6/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/rFenYEsWhBo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">duan</category><category domain="">deadspin up all night</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508568416</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/deadspin-up-all-night-go-and-catch-a-matinee-508568416</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Oxbow Wins The 2013 Preakness Stakes</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/bQwBNUsL8Aw/oxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe scrolling="no" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.viddler.com/embed/8af68570/?f=1&amp;#38;autoplay=false&amp;#38;player=mini&amp;#38;disablebranding=0" id="viddler-8af68570"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Oxbow won the 138th running of the Preakness Stakes this evening at the Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. Oxbow led wire to wire, and the win was a feel-good story for the jockey, Gary Stevens. Stevens, 50, retired in 2005 and worked as an analyst. He returned this January.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/oxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1a9a91/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Foxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078&amp;t=Oxbow+Wins+The+2013+Preakness+Stakes" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Foxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078&amp;t=Oxbow+Wins+The+2013+Preakness+Stakes" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Foxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078&amp;t=Oxbow+Wins+The+2013+Preakness+Stakes" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Foxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078&amp;t=Oxbow+Wins+The+2013+Preakness+Stakes" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Foxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078&amp;t=Oxbow+Wins+The+2013+Preakness+Stakes" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665165405/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1a9a91/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665165405/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1a9a91/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665165405/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1a9a91/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/bQwBNUsL8Aw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">gary stevens</category><category domain="">preakness stakes</category><category domain="">2013 preakness stakes</category><category domain="">oxbow</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:42:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508564078</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/oxbow-wins-the-2013-preakness-stakes-508564078</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Watch David Beckham Leave The Field For The Last Time In His Career</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/fLzO8XoPkFM/watch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5iES7-QndDg?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-5iES7-QndDg"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;David Beckham played in the last game of his career today after &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/david-beckham-retires-lets-share-some-memories-507495019"&gt;announcing his retirement from soccer last week&lt;/a&gt;&lt;inset id="507495019"&gt;&lt;/inset&gt;. He started and was given the captain's armband for his club, Paris Saint-Germain, in their last home match of the season against last-place Brest.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/watch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1b0378/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwatch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259&amp;t=Watch+David+Beckham+Leave+The+Field+For+The+Last+Time+In+His+Career" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwatch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259&amp;t=Watch+David+Beckham+Leave+The+Field+For+The+Last+Time+In+His+Career" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwatch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259&amp;t=Watch+David+Beckham+Leave+The+Field+For+The+Last+Time+In+His+Career" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwatch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259&amp;t=Watch+David+Beckham+Leave+The+Field+For+The+Last+Time+In+His+Career" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwatch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259&amp;t=Watch+David+Beckham+Leave+The+Field+For+The+Last+Time+In+His+Career" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664289915/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b0378/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664289915/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b0378/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664289915/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1b0378/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/fLzO8XoPkFM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">highlight reel</category><category domain="">david beckham</category><category domain="">soccer</category><category domain="">paris saint-germain</category><category domain="">ligue 1</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:04:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508557259</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/watch-david-beckham-leave-the-field-for-the-last-time-i-508557259</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Outrage Over Students "Cheating" Is Mostly Harmful Nonsense</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/0NXFAtCX0MU/the-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="426" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o371oxjlyt7jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;The &lt;em&gt;Wall Street Journal&lt;/em&gt; asked a question with an obvious answer this week under the headline &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324216004578483002751090818.html?mod=e2tw" target="_blank"&gt;&amp;#34;How Could a Sweet Third-Grader Just Cheat on That School Exam?&amp;#34;&lt;/a&gt; A quick answer is, because human beings are a naturally social species that has survived and flourished for thousands of years by collaborating and discovering division of labor. A less obvious answer then is, because school insists on labeling those perfectly natural behaviors &amp;#34;cheating,&amp;#34; when mostly it's mostly a case of school not knowing how to teach.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/the-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1ab254/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686&amp;t=The+Outrage+Over+Students+%22Cheating%22+Is+Mostly+Harmful+Nonsense" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686&amp;t=The+Outrage+Over+Students+%22Cheating%22+Is+Mostly+Harmful+Nonsense" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686&amp;t=The+Outrage+Over+Students+%22Cheating%22+Is+Mostly+Harmful+Nonsense" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686&amp;t=The+Outrage+Over+Students+%22Cheating%22+Is+Mostly+Harmful+Nonsense" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686&amp;t=The+Outrage+Over+Students+%22Cheating%22+Is+Mostly+Harmful+Nonsense" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664197029/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ab254/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664197029/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ab254/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664197029/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1ab254/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/0NXFAtCX0MU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">cheating</category><category domain="">the wall street journal</category><category domain="">news</category><category domain="">school</category><category domain="">the children are our future</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:16:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508541686</guid><dc:creator>Sam Eifling</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/the-outrage-over-students-cheating-is-mostly-harmful-508541686</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Watch Drivers Purposely Drive Slower In Weirdest Qualification Ever</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/xGvzKHPduUM/watch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vVgNWFHyi2Y?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-vVgNWFHyi2Y"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;What you are watching has not been slowed down. It has not been edited to make it more enraging, nor more hilarious. This is the qualifying for the World Touring Car Championship race at Salzburg.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jalopnik.com/watch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1a8f48/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2Fwatch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065&amp;t=Watch+Drivers+Purposely+Drive+Slower+In+Weirdest+Qualification+Ever" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2Fwatch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065&amp;t=Watch+Drivers+Purposely+Drive+Slower+In+Weirdest+Qualification+Ever" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2Fwatch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065&amp;t=Watch+Drivers+Purposely+Drive+Slower+In+Weirdest+Qualification+Ever" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2Fwatch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065&amp;t=Watch+Drivers+Purposely+Drive+Slower+In+Weirdest+Qualification+Ever" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2Fwatch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065&amp;t=Watch+Drivers+Purposely+Drive+Slower+In+Weirdest+Qualification+Ever" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665164301/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1a8f48/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665164301/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1a8f48/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665164301/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1a8f48/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/xGvzKHPduUM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">motorsport</category><category domain="">racing</category><category domain="">wtcc</category><category domain="">lolcars</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:56:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508543065</guid><dc:creator>Michael Ballaban</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jalopnik.com/watch-drivers-purposely-drive-slower-in-weirdest-qualif-508543065</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Franck Ribéry's Golazo For FC Bayern Basically Sums Up Their Season</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/liDEpAl-W3g/franck-riberys-golazo-for-fc-bayern-basically-sums-up-508541698</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe scrolling="no" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x1003qa" id="dailymotion-x1003qa"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;This ridiculous goal comes from the final day of the Bundesliga season. Bayern Munich were playing Borussia Monchengladbach, and strangely, were getting their asses beaten for a hot second. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/franck-riberys-golazo-for-fc-bayern-basically-sums-up-508541698"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1a1279/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffranck-riberys-golazo-for-fc-bayern-basically-sums-up-508541698&amp;t=Franck+Rib%C3%A9ry%27s+Golazo+For+FC+Bayern+Basically+Sums+Up+Their+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffranck-riberys-golazo-for-fc-bayern-basically-sums-up-508541698&amp;t=Franck+Rib%C3%A9ry%27s+Golazo+For+FC+Bayern+Basically+Sums+Up+Their+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffranck-riberys-golazo-for-fc-bayern-basically-sums-up-508541698&amp;t=Franck+Rib%C3%A9ry%27s+Golazo+For+FC+Bayern+Basically+Sums+Up+Their+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffranck-riberys-golazo-for-fc-bayern-basically-sums-up-508541698&amp;t=Franck+Rib%C3%A9ry%27s+Golazo+For+FC+Bayern+Basically+Sums+Up+Their+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img 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munich</category><category domain="">champions league</category><category domain="">franck ribery</category><category domain="">highlight reel</category><category domain="">borussia dortmund</category><category domain="">golazo</category><category domain="">soccer</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:43:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508541698</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/franck-riberys-golazo-for-fc-bayern-basically-sums-up-508541698</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>No, Closed Captioning Operator, The Black Cocks Are Not A Team</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/7On66m8e22Y/no-closed-captioning-operator-the-black-cocks-are-not-508520859</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-300"&gt;&lt;img height="399" width="300" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o2s3dbyahiyjpg/ku-medium.jpg" class="transform-ku-medium"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;C'mon, son.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/no-closed-captioning-operator-the-black-cocks-are-not-508520859"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c19efa3/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fno-closed-captioning-operator-the-black-cocks-are-not-508520859&amp;t=No%2C+Closed+Captioning+Operator%2C+The+Black+Cocks+Are+Not+A+Team" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fno-closed-captioning-operator-the-black-cocks-are-not-508520859&amp;t=No%2C+Closed+Captioning+Operator%2C+The+Black+Cocks+Are+Not+A+Team" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img 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target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664097736/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19efa3/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664097736/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19efa3/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664097736/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19efa3/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/7On66m8e22Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">fun with closed captioning</category><category domain="">nhl playoffs</category><category domain="">closed captioning</category><category domain="">chicago blackhawks</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:47:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508520859</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/no-closed-captioning-operator-the-black-cocks-are-not-508520859</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Twitter says this obscenely adorable pup has been dognapped.</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/7iz3KVLcWag/twitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894</link><description>&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Twitter says &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/TriciaOKelley/status/335765638683451392" target="_blank"&gt;this obscenely adorable pup&lt;/a&gt; has been dognapped. If you live in LA, maybe you can help find &amp;#34;the fuckers who took Walter.&amp;#34; [@TriciaOKelly]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/twitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c19474e/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ftwitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894&amp;t=Twitter+says+this+obscenely+adorable+pup+has+been+dognapped." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ftwitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894&amp;t=Twitter+says+this+obscenely+adorable+pup+has+been+dognapped." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ftwitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894&amp;t=Twitter+says+this+obscenely+adorable+pup+has+been+dognapped." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ftwitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894&amp;t=Twitter+says+this+obscenely+adorable+pup+has+been+dognapped." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ftwitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894&amp;t=Twitter+says+this+obscenely+adorable+pup+has+been+dognapped." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664194092/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19474e/kg/342-363/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664194092/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19474e/kg/342-363/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664194092/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19474e/kg/342-363/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/7iz3KVLcWag" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">scumbags</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:17:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508505894</guid><dc:creator>Sam Eifling</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/twitter-says-this-obscenely-adorable-pup-has-been-dogna-508505894</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Are you at Preakness?</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/6NLyKGFh2as/are-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481</link><description>&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Are you at Preakness? Yea? That's dope. You should send us your photos and videos: &lt;a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com"&gt;tips@deadspin.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/are-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c19790f/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fare-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481&amp;t=Are+you+at+Preakness%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fare-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481&amp;t=Are+you+at+Preakness%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fare-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481&amp;t=Are+you+at+Preakness%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fare-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481&amp;t=Are+you+at+Preakness%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fare-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481&amp;t=Are+you+at+Preakness%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664610120/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19790f/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664610120/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19790f/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664610120/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c19790f/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/6NLyKGFh2as" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">house ad</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:15:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508505481</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/are-you-at-preakness-yea-thats-dope-you-should-send-508505481</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Charlotte NBA Team Might Rather Be The Hornets Again</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/NAS5Z85U73E/the-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="423" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o2ku7lrp0eljpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;During its short 25 years in the NBA, the Hornets moniker has proven to be the league's Johnny Cash — &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/14652162" target="_blank"&gt;it's been everywhere&lt;/a&gt;, man. Born in Charlotte, transplanted to New Orleans in 2001, bivouacked in Oklahoma City for two post-Katrina seasons, back to New Orleans for the past six seasons, then banished to the Island of Discontinued Mascots &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5966336/fuck-you-pelicans-are-awesome-a-defense-of-the-nbas-best-new-team-name"&gt;in lieu of the Pelicans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;inset id="5966336"&gt;&lt;/inset&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/the-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c197910/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355&amp;t=The+Charlotte+NBA+Team+Might+Rather+Be+The+Hornets+Again" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355&amp;t=The+Charlotte+NBA+Team+Might+Rather+Be+The+Hornets+Again" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355&amp;t=The+Charlotte+NBA+Team+Might+Rather+Be+The+Hornets+Again" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355&amp;t=The+Charlotte+NBA+Team+Might+Rather+Be+The+Hornets+Again" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355&amp;t=The+Charlotte+NBA+Team+Might+Rather+Be+The+Hornets+Again" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664610119/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c197910/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664610119/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c197910/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664610119/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c197910/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/NAS5Z85U73E" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">starter jackets</category><category domain="">anthony mason</category><category domain="">charlotte bobcats</category><category domain="">grandmama</category><category domain="">news</category><category domain="">kobe bryant</category><category domain="">vlade divac</category><category domain="">hersey hawkins</category><category domain="">eddie jones</category><category domain="">muggsy bogues</category><category domain="">johnny cash</category><category domain="">larry johnson</category><category domain="">glen rice</category><category domain="">alonzo mourning</category><category domain="">nba</category><category domain="">baron davis</category><category domain="">dell curry</category><category domain="">mascots</category><category domain="">new orleans pelicans</category><category domain="">new orleans hornets</category><category domain="">charlotte hornets</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:10:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508504355</guid><dc:creator>Sam Eifling</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/the-charlotte-nba-team-might-rather-be-the-hornets-agai-508504355</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Here's Jake "The Snake" Roberts Singing At Last Night's Braves Game</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/MJUxFuntCLk/heres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eC2IEIjp7K0?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-eC2IEIjp7K0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;So last night the Atlanta Braves played the Dodgers. They won, which was expected. What wasn't expected was ex-professional wrestler Jake &amp;#34;The Snake&amp;#34; Roberts making a cameo to lead everyone in singing &amp;#34;Take Me Out to the Ball Game&amp;#34; during the seventh-inning stretch. That's what happened, though.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/heres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c195568/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fheres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708&amp;t=Here%27s+Jake+%22The+Snake%22+Roberts+Singing+At+Last+Night%27s+Braves+Game" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fheres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708&amp;t=Here%27s+Jake+%22The+Snake%22+Roberts+Singing+At+Last+Night%27s+Braves+Game" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fheres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708&amp;t=Here%27s+Jake+%22The+Snake%22+Roberts+Singing+At+Last+Night%27s+Braves+Game" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fheres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708&amp;t=Here%27s+Jake+%22The+Snake%22+Roberts+Singing+At+Last+Night%27s+Braves+Game" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fheres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708&amp;t=Here%27s+Jake+%22The+Snake%22+Roberts+Singing+At+Last+Night%27s+Braves+Game" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664096013/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c195568/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664096013/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c195568/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664096013/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c195568/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/MJUxFuntCLk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">jake the snake roberts</category><category domain="">lowlight reel</category><category domain="">mlb</category><category domain="">atlanta braves</category><category domain="">wrestling</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:56:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508501708</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/heres-jake-the-snake-roberts-singing-at-last-nights-508501708</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>What's At Stake On The Final Day Of The Premier League Season</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/VECIKELMQEU/whats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="368" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o2g0uqwf2gyjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Tomorrow's the last day of the Premier League season. And while there's no drama to be had at the very top or bottom of the table—Manchester United has already lifted the trophy, and Wigan, Reading, and Queens Park Rangers are getting relegated to the Championship—there's still plenty that needs shaking out when it comes to Chelsea, Arsenal, and Tottenham qualifying for the Champions League.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/whats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c18c2e4/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwhats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235&amp;t=What%27s+At+Stake+On+The+Final+Day+Of++The+Premier+League+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwhats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235&amp;t=What%27s+At+Stake+On+The+Final+Day+Of++The+Premier+League+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwhats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235&amp;t=What%27s+At+Stake+On+The+Final+Day+Of++The+Premier+League+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwhats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235&amp;t=What%27s+At+Stake+On+The+Final+Day+Of++The+Premier+League+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwhats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235&amp;t=What%27s+At+Stake+On+The+Final+Day+Of++The+Premier+League+Season" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664285014/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c18c2e4/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664285014/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c18c2e4/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664285014/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c18c2e4/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/VECIKELMQEU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">arsenal</category><category domain="">champions league</category><category domain="">tottenham</category><category domain="">chelsea</category><category domain="">premier league</category><category domain="">soccer</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:09:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508486235</guid><dc:creator>Greg Howard</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/whats-at-stake-on-the-final-day-of-the-premier-league-508486235</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Foodspin is off this week.</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/311CNCZ22yg/foodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018</link><description>&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Foodspin is off this week. Looking for something to cook or eat? Or maybe you just want to read a profane man on the internet writing funny words about food? Here's the full archive:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/foodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c17daee/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffoodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018&amp;t=Foodspin+is+off+this+week." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffoodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018&amp;t=Foodspin+is+off+this+week." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffoodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018&amp;t=Foodspin+is+off+this+week." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffoodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018&amp;t=Foodspin+is+off+this+week." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Ffoodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018&amp;t=Foodspin+is+off+this+week." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664190912/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c17daee/kg/342-363/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664190912/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c17daee/kg/342-363/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664190912/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c17daee/kg/342-363/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/311CNCZ22yg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">announcements</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:19:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508334018</guid><dc:creator>Tommy Craggs</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/foodspin-is-off-this-week-looking-for-something-to-coo-508334018</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Astros Lost On A Moronic Walk-Off Error</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/w7-TbQC7760/the-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-300"&gt;&lt;img height="168" width="300" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18o0m9vbayzm6gif/ku-medium.gif" class="transform-ku-medium"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;&amp;#34;Looks like we're going to extra innings.&amp;#34; That's &lt;a href="http://www.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c_id=pit&amp;#38;content_id=27207249&amp;#38;partnerId=as_mlb_20130518_8088494" target="_blank"&gt;what Greg Brown, the Pirates' TV broadcaster,&lt;/a&gt; said as soon as Russell Martin made contact on this fly ball to shallow right-center. But Brown should have known better. Because it ain't over till the Astros have finished tying all of their shoelaces together.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/the-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c147c00/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287&amp;t=The+Astros+Lost+On+A+Moronic+Walk-Off+Error" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287&amp;t=The+Astros+Lost+On+A+Moronic+Walk-Off+Error" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287&amp;t=The+Astros+Lost+On+A+Moronic+Walk-Off+Error" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287&amp;t=The+Astros+Lost+On+A+Moronic+Walk-Off+Error" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fthe-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287&amp;t=The+Astros+Lost+On+A+Moronic+Walk-Off+Error" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664597100/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c147c00/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664597100/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c147c00/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664597100/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c147c00/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/w7-TbQC7760" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">errors</category><category domain="">baseball</category><category domain="">gifs</category><category domain="">lowlight reel</category><category domain="">news</category><category domain="">mlb</category><category domain="">houston astros</category><category domain="">pittsburgh pirates</category><category domain="">the astros are the worst</category><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 04:46:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508386287</guid><dc:creator>Dom Cosentino</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/the-astros-lost-on-a-moronic-walk-off-error-508386287</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Deadspin Up All Night: Half-Past Dead</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/fPH216UQulc/deadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HGdxpnGK2o4?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-HGdxpnGK2o4"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Weekend's here. Your weekend crew will be, too. Hope yours is swell.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/deadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c1331cb/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Half-Past+Dead" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Half-Past+Dead" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Half-Past+Dead" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Half-Past+Dead" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fdeadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332&amp;t=Deadspin+Up+All+Night%3A+Half-Past+Dead" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664079369/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1331cb/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664079369/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1331cb/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664079369/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c1331cb/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/fPH216UQulc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">duan</category><category domain="">deadspin up all night</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508330332</guid><dc:creator>Dom Cosentino</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/deadspin-up-all-night-half-past-dead-508330332</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Copa Del Rey Ends In Havoc: Ronaldo Sent Off, Fights, Debris Attacks</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/1mSsahWZMdE/copa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe scrolling="no" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.viddler.com/embed/c62eab57/?f=1&amp;#38;autoplay=false&amp;#38;player=mini&amp;#38;disablebranding=0" id="viddler-c62eab57"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt; Atlético Madrid pulled off a shocker in winning Spain's Copa del Rey trophy today, upsetting favored Real Madrid in extra time and winning the national competition for the first time since 1996. They did this amidst a wild scene at Santiago Bernabéu that featured 15 bookings, a fight, and players being attacked by projectiles hurled by fans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/copa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c12f5fd/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fcopa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367&amp;t=Copa+Del+Rey+Ends+In+Havoc%3A+Ronaldo+Sent+Off%2C+Fights%2C+Debris+Attacks" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fcopa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367&amp;t=Copa+Del+Rey+Ends+In+Havoc%3A+Ronaldo+Sent+Off%2C+Fights%2C+Debris+Attacks" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fcopa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367&amp;t=Copa+Del+Rey+Ends+In+Havoc%3A+Ronaldo+Sent+Off%2C+Fights%2C+Debris+Attacks" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fcopa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367&amp;t=Copa+Del+Rey+Ends+In+Havoc%3A+Ronaldo+Sent+Off%2C+Fights%2C+Debris+Attacks" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fcopa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367&amp;t=Copa+Del+Rey+Ends+In+Havoc%3A+Ronaldo+Sent+Off%2C+Fights%2C+Debris+Attacks" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664177087/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c12f5fd/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664177087/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c12f5fd/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664177087/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c12f5fd/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/1mSsahWZMdE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">copa del rey</category><category domain="">fans</category><category domain="">atletico madrid</category><category domain="">cristiano ronaldo</category><category domain="">injuries</category><category domain="">fights andor boobs</category><category domain="">real madrid</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:23:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508321367</guid><dc:creator>Timothy Burke</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/copa-del-rey-ends-in-havoc-ronaldo-sent-off-fights-d-508321367</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Akron Cornerback Accused Of Stealing $447 Bong</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/zkWAG6-dIZQ/akron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-300"&gt;&lt;img height="321" width="300" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18nznme0v9fwcjpg/original.jpg" class="transform-original"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Senior CB Seth Cunningham is charged with aggravated robbery, and has been suspended indefinitely from the team. [&lt;a href="http://fox8.com/2013/05/17/football-player-charged-with-aggravated-robbery/" target="_blank"&gt;Fox8&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/akron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c132601/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fakron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669&amp;t=Akron+Cornerback+Accused+Of+Stealing+%24447+Bong" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fakron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669&amp;t=Akron+Cornerback+Accused+Of+Stealing+%24447+Bong" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fakron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669&amp;t=Akron+Cornerback+Accused+Of+Stealing+%24447+Bong" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fakron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669&amp;t=Akron+Cornerback+Accused+Of+Stealing+%24447+Bong" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fakron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669&amp;t=Akron+Cornerback+Accused+Of+Stealing+%24447+Bong" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664078091/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c132601/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664078091/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c132601/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664078091/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c132601/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/zkWAG6-dIZQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">akron zips</category><category domain="">seth cunningham</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:47:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508312669</guid><dc:creator>Barry Petchesky</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/akron-cornerback-accused-of-stealing-447-bong-508312669</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Deadspin How To Give A Best Man Toast That Doesn't Suck | io9 Game of Thrones will end with season 7</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/l0IdtsQ8GH4/deadspin-how-to-give-a-best-man-toast-that-doesnt-suck-508310366</link><description>&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Deadspin &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadsp.in/14dx20Z" target="_blank"&gt;How To Give A Best Man Toast That Doesn't Suck&lt;/a&gt; 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The current world record—held by Kenyan Patrick Makau—sits at two hours, three minutes, and thirty-eight seconds. But many wonder, is it possible to run a marathon in under two hours?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/will-anyone-ever-run-a-marathon-in-under-two-hours-508307805"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://deadspin.feedsportal.com/c/34978/f/647166/s/2c13117f/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwill-anyone-ever-run-a-marathon-in-under-two-hours-508307805&amp;t=Will+Anyone+Ever+Run+A+Marathon+In+Under+Two+Hours%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwill-anyone-ever-run-a-marathon-in-under-two-hours-508307805&amp;t=Will+Anyone+Ever+Run+A+Marathon+In+Under+Two+Hours%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwill-anyone-ever-run-a-marathon-in-under-two-hours-508307805&amp;t=Will+Anyone+Ever+Run+A+Marathon+In+Under+Two+Hours%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwill-anyone-ever-run-a-marathon-in-under-two-hours-508307805&amp;t=Will+Anyone+Ever+Run+A+Marathon+In+Under+Two+Hours%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwill-anyone-ever-run-a-marathon-in-under-two-hours-508307805&amp;t=Will+Anyone+Ever+Run+A+Marathon+In+Under+Two+Hours%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665142454/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c13117f/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665142454/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c13117f/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665142454/u/49/f/647166/c/34978/s/2c13117f/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/TVxftj4y68k" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">slate</category><category domain="">marathons</category><category domain="">hang up and listen</category><category domain="">running</category><category domain="">republished</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:35:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">508307805</guid><dc:creator>Tom Ley</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/will-anyone-ever-run-a-marathon-in-under-two-hours-508307805</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This Is What Happens When You Bet On The Maple Leafs</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/9JLFqoRtk6g/this-is-what-happens-when-you-bet-on-the-maple-leafs-508307063</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="395" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18nzm7kz3r4ztjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;That fellow up there is Josh Lewis, the sports editor for the &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.estevanmercury.ca/" target="_blank"&gt;Estevan Mercury&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;, in Estevan, Saskatchewan. Josh is a big Leafs fan. Big enough to think they would beat Boston. 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All full of &amp;#34;other people&amp;#34; and &amp;#34;other people's bodies&amp;#34; and &amp;#34;other people's stuff touching your body.&amp;#34; It's a recipe for Problem City: The Food.* For instance, don't you hate it when somebody finds your vagina repulsive, yet keeps putting his penis in it over and over? I certainly do. 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