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It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use. http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/eJkJx1ySOcs/somebody-at-espn-is-feeling-frisky-and-a-very-special-guest-editor-announcement http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311292&view=rss&microfeed=true I haven't seen the Sportsnation show on ESPN yet, since I spend most of my day at the Gawker office, where television (along with sunlight, smiling, and sustained eye contact) are strictly forbidden,...http://deadspin.com/5311292/somebody-at-espn-is-feeling-frisky-and-a-very-special-guest-editor-announcement http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/AR4ScWAqvR0/chad-ochocinco-tweets-by-his-own-rules http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311313&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Ochocinco: "I'm using Twitter during games." NFL: No, you're not. Ochocinco: "Damn NFL and these rules, I am going by my own set of...http://deadspin.com/5311313/chad-ochocinco-tweets-by-his-own-rules http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/lFvlD6g6e-I/now-its-aaron-sorkins-turn-to-fail-at-writing-a-moneyball-script http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311298&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Columbia has enlisted Sorkin, the sanctimonious West Wing creator last seen making Ed Asner say "Macau" over and over, to write a...http://deadspin.com/5311298/now-its-aaron-sorkins-turn-to-fail-at-writing-a-moneyball-script http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/Ap7ieNOoVX8/bah-hes-safe http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311262&view=rss&microfeed=true newVideoPlayer("/Murphy_dead.flv", 506, 423,""); Daniel Murphy resorts to Globetrotter trickery to help save the Mets season. This will not be enough. [ESPN]http://deadspin.com/5311262/bah-hes-safe http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/UhgCqw1HOwc/finding-mustachioed-men-in-st-louis-will-win-you-all+star-game-tickets http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311220&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.The All-Star Game is rife with "bare-faced mortals," so the American Mustache Institute — bless their whiskers — is...http://deadspin.com/5311220/finding-mustachioed-men-in-st-louis-will-win-you-all+star-game-tickets http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/MaGTlABO394/lenny-dykstra-would-still-like-you-to-trust-him-with-your-money http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311216&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Remarkably, Lenny Kyle Dykstra won't quit just because he filed for bankruptcy. No, teammates, it's just a bump in the road. He's...http://deadspin.com/5311216/lenny-dykstra-would-still-like-you-to-trust-him-with-your-money http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/NlKY19K13uw/playing-for-pittsburgh-makes-ian-snell-depressed http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311215&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Add Ian Snell to the list of baseball players struggling with mental issues this season. The good news is that he seems to found a...http://deadspin.com/5311215/playing-for-pittsburgh-makes-ian-snell-depressed http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/ntKDeX1n2mU/how-can-you-miss-chuck-long-if-he-wont-go-away http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311183&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Who has the best job in football? Chuck Long, who is getting paid $715,000 a year to not coach San Diego State, or the consultant...http://deadspin.com/5311183/how-can-you-miss-chuck-long-if-he-wont-go-away http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/W2Kmt5DOSJQ/heres-erin-andrews-getting-angry-at-someone-for-pulling-on-her-cords-also-not-a-euphemism http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311169&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.This is quite a sustained grouchy face. This is also the last footage of America's Sideline Princess with her chin still intact....http://deadspin.com/5311169/heres-erin-andrews-getting-angry-at-someone-for-pulling-on-her-cords-also-not-a-euphemism http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/GF52b-yg3AU/the-lpga-continues-to-ratchet-up-the-crazy http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311025&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.The next time I'm hacking away on my local muni, I'm going to pretend like I'm snowboarding, because that's what Italian golfer...http://deadspin.com/5311025/the-lpga-continues-to-ratchet-up-the-crazy http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/R5-aaNAf_4M/erin-andrews-hit-by-foul-ball-goes-to-hospital-with-chin-bruise-not-a-euphemism-but-shes-okay-update http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311131&view=rss&microfeed=true Gentlemen, brace yourselves: From TMZ: "Andrews — who serves as a sideline reporter for ESPN — was struck in the chin by a foul ball hit by New York Mets player Alex Cora during the 4th...http://deadspin.com/5311131/erin-andrews-hit-by-foul-ball-goes-to-hospital-with-chin-bruise-not-a-euphemism-but-shes-okay-update http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/4LPLsB8JVqo/not-just-another-drunken-rugby-pooping-incident http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311034&view=rss&microfeed=true Australian Rugby has been laid low by scandal after a horrific "atrocity" committed by one its players. Specifically, 25-year-old Nate Myles, who—drunk, naked and locked out of his...http://deadspin.com/5311034/not-just-another-drunken-rugby-pooping-incident http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/PrBFakjzqlE/tennessean-brings-out-the-dead-asks-about-exciting-new-line-of-restaurants http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311040&view=rss&microfeed=true Here's the front page of the Tennessean's weekly Davidson A.M. edition, which is one of those zoned supplements that go yellow on your lawn and contain nothing but Zales ads and the occasional fluffy...http://deadspin.com/5311040/tennessean-brings-out-the-dead-asks-about-exciting-new-line-of-restaurants http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/mKItjj0i9MI/hypospadias-and-you-an-in+depth-study-of-bong-dick http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310910&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.I live in the DC area and I have a baby boy, so it's only natural that scientists have now discovered that DC drinking water might...http://deadspin.com/5310910/hypospadias-and-you-an-in+depth-study-of-bong-dick http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/JszkOqWqMb0/where-is-the-brotherly-love http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310932&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Just when race relations in the United States seemed all hunky-dory — welcome to the White House, Mr. President — a swim...http://deadspin.com/5310932/where-is-the-brotherly-love http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/KYlXO9XRQ_I/now-its-time-to-let-your-star-shine http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311005&view=rss&microfeed=true So the new commenting system is live. Please hop to the bottom section and test it out. I'm sure there will be kinks, complaints, confusion and minor chaos. Feel free to contact bugs with the real...http://deadspin.com/5311005/now-its-time-to-let-your-star-shine http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/rSvSmi3o0u8/minor-leaguer-pushes-hit-streak-to-45-games http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310902&view=rss&microfeed=true Mariners prospect Jamie McOwen has hit safely in 45-straight games, which pretty much means he's better than Pete Rose. Of course, that also means he's not as good as legendary sluggers Otto Pahlman...http://deadspin.com/5310902/minor-leaguer-pushes-hit-streak-to-45-games http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/KxcOKPZ0NGs/anna-kournikova-still-not-a-jew http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310980&view=rss&microfeed=true When Anna Kournikova came to Washington rocking a diamond as big as the Ritz, a freelance photographer congratulated her with a "Mazel Tov!" Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my...http://deadspin.com/5310980/anna-kournikova-still-not-a-jew http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/6DH35Q0fxSY/bartolo-colon-found-still-mourning-michael-jackson http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310950&view=rss&microfeed=true There's no visual evidence of Bartolo Colon's whereabouts—NASA is working on it—but the White Sox say he will pitch tonight. His "disappearance" was really just an aversion to phones and...http://deadspin.com/5310950/bartolo-colon-found-still-mourning-michael-jackson http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/WZjsI9MP1sY/swoosh-denies-lbj-dunk-cover+up-unconvincingly http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310898&view=rss&microfeed=true The flash, apparently official: Nike is now making the implausible case that the two hapless videographers at the LeBron James Skills Academy had flouted a longstanding, super-inviolate "no...http://deadspin.com/5310898/swoosh-denies-lbj-dunk-cover+up-unconvincingly http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/cjmgPs2fbgc/brave-colin-montgomerie-takes-shots-at-pirates http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310862&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.A bunch of goofballs dressed as pirates dared golfers at the Scottish Open to hit their water-borne target—so Colin...http://deadspin.com/5310862/brave-colin-montgomerie-takes-shots-at-pirates http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/YGyievNjJLE/baseball-wives-teaches-your-wife-about-road-beef http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310598&view=rss&microfeed=true newVideoPlayer("/roadbeef_deadspin.flv", 506, 423,""); The E! True Hollywood Story is documentary TV for people who don't really want to know about what actually goes on in the world. So why is it...http://deadspin.com/5310598/baseball-wives-teaches-your-wife-about-road-beef http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/waaYErikSeQ/western-carolina-football-player-dies-during-workout http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310876&view=rss&microfeed=true Ja'Quayvin Smalls, a junior defensive back for Western Carolina, collapsed during a voluntary offseason workout yesterday and later died a local hospital. No cause of death has been determined so...http://deadspin.com/5310876/western-carolina-football-player-dies-during-workout http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/ldr8297Y-GY/russell-branyans-power-loogie-deserves-a-star http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310888&view=rss&microfeed=true Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap SI plops the burly, surly-looking Branyan in its All Unexpected Team: Kind of...http://deadspin.com/5310888/russell-branyans-power-loogie-deserves-a-star http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/zKfuRtmcjD4/sahel-kazemis-dui-video http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310872&view=rss&microfeed=true Here's some creepy cop-cam footage of Steve McNair's murderer/mistress getting pinched for the DUI just a couple days before the tragic night at Hermitage. [Deuce of Davenport]http://deadspin.com/5310872/sahel-kazemis-dui-video http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/eF9too05d_g/rick-reilly-celebrates-after-scoring-big-interview-with-lance-armstrongs-ass http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310471&view=rss&microfeed=true But before that, Rick Reilly® was apparently wandering aimlessly on a French road and this nice photographer lady picked him up. Then they went back to the hotel and slammed beers. Onto the...http://deadspin.com/5310471/rick-reilly-celebrates-after-scoring-big-interview-with-lance-armstrongs-ass http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/GsXZuD9Z2Dk/the-dunk-was-as-good-as-it-couldve-been-hyped-up-to-be http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310377&view=rss&microfeed=true Ryan Miller, the would-be Zapruder whose video of LeBron getting Tom Chambered was commandeered by a Nike goon, has offered a few more details about the incident. Namely: The dunk was awesome, and...http://deadspin.com/5310377/the-dunk-was-as-good-as-it-couldve-been-hyped-up-to-be http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/3Ures2xRc68/ron-artest-participates-in-requisite-la-glamour-shot-session http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310400&view=rss&microfeed=true I hope someone has the ones of him posing with a teddy bear and with his fist under his chin. [Yahoo!]http://deadspin.com/5310400/ron-artest-participates-in-requisite-la-glamour-shot-session http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/SzXwhfLoKVk/police-close-the-book-on-the-steve-mcnair-case http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310399&view=rss&microfeed=true newVideoPlayer("/mcnair_press.flv", 506, 423,""); Nashville's Chief of Police Ronal Serpas just gave a very thorough and detailed account of the death of Steve McNair and Sahel Kazemi and provided a...http://deadspin.com/5310399/police-close-the-book-on-the-steve-mcnair-case http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/qJwVdhFvaSc/have-you-seen-this-fat-guy http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310333&view=rss&microfeed=true The White Sox seemed to have lost something. It's about six feet high, 250 pounds (roughly), and occasionally has trouble locating its curveball. Oh, and it's scheduled to start tonighttomorrow so if...http://deadspin.com/5310333/have-you-seen-this-fat-guy http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/t1e63BmSlUQ/all-you-can-eat-with-a-side-order-of-cardiac-disease http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310352&view=rss&microfeed=true One $34 ticket to a Twins game gets you a bleacher seat and free food — everything but beer and ice cream sundaes —so fans are loading up for their sleep-induced hibernation until Brett...http://deadspin.com/5310352/all-you-can-eat-with-a-side-order-of-cardiac-disease http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/590T2gcQDyE/the-critic+proofing-of-lance-armstrong http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310202&view=rss&microfeed=true newVideoPlayer("/Nike_deadspin_2.flv", 506, 423,""); The ad you see here is the new Lance Armstrong spot for Nike, which would be merely standard-issue, inspiromatic marketing schlock if it didn't...http://deadspin.com/5310202/the-critic+proofing-of-lance-armstrong http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/z0o8dDp_d1k/live+streaming-the-love-life-and-after+life-of-steve-mcnair http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310281&view=rss&microfeed=true McNair's best friend Robert Gaddy says, despite all glaring indications, Mechelle and Steve weren't getting for a divorce. Nope, the happy couple was buying a new home together. Now stop asking him...http://deadspin.com/5310281/live+streaming-the-love-life-and-after+life-of-steve-mcnair http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/ri2JDajML_s/lenny-kyle-dykstra-slides-headfirst-into-rock-bottom http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310252&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.The legend of Financial Wizard Lenny Kyle Dykstra, last seen "flying higher", has finally shriveled up and died: The Dude officially...http://deadspin.com/5310252/lenny-kyle-dykstra-slides-headfirst-into-rock-bottom http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/t40nuH1S0kQ/how-leagues-learned-to-stop-loving-and-worry-about-steroids http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310170&view=rss&microfeed=true The peril of steroids, like the Internet, wasn't apparent 40 years ago when Sports Illustrated published a prescient story about PEDs. In retrospect now, with steroids as dangerous as the Internet is...http://deadspin.com/5310170/how-leagues-learned-to-stop-loving-and-worry-about-steroids http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/c_BS5BpPmFo/espn-the-british-invasion http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310258&view=rss&microfeed=true The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.ESPN is creating a new UK-based channel in order to broadcast the live Premier League matches they now own the rights to. If "First...http://deadspin.com/5310258/espn-the-british-invasion http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/_JPkNEplrVQ/young-cubs-fan-mocks-ryan-dempsters-pain http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310189&view=rss&microfeed=true This young fan in blue has thoroughly enjoyed Ryan Dempster's comical fall over a dugout railing, not realizing that the pitcher has just fractured his big toe and will spend a month on the DL. Go...http://deadspin.com/5310189/young-cubs-fan-mocks-ryan-dempsters-pain http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/8AxKsziitHI/the-laws-of-patriotism-will-require-you-to-root-for-coach-k-in-2012 http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310042&view=rss&microfeed=true So, we learned yesterday, Mike Krzyzewski is expected to supplement his day job with a Team USA summer gig for the next three years. "All leads point to Coach K coming back," Jerry Colangelo said....http://deadspin.com/5310042/the-laws-of-patriotism-will-require-you-to-root-for-coach-k-in-2012 http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/eCTMKqVOhsE/are-the-pacers-too-white--or-not-white-enough http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310128&view=rss&microfeed=true In the time-honored tradition of raising a controversial proposition for the express purpose of shooting it down, Indy Star stalwart Bob Kravitz asks, "Why are the Indiana Pacers so lily white?" You...http://deadspin.com/5310128/are-the-pacers-too-white--or-not-white-enough