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Seeing this probably caused Stephon Marbury to snap out of his delusional state....http://deadspin.com/5410058/yeah-im-sure-it-probably-feels-like-this-for-knicks-fans http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/kXnW_sg4qhk/chad-ochocinco-doesnt-want-you-catching-any-venereal-diseases http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5410030&view=rss&microfeed=true Somewhat making good on a threat he made during the filming of HBO's Hard Knocks, Chad Ochocinco posted a mockup of what a package of Ocho Cinco Condoms might look like. Are they made out of pigskin?...http://deadspin.com/5410030/chad-ochocinco-doesnt-want-you-catching-any-venereal-diseases http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/JCJVIEjMw4Y/canadian-dads-are-sick-of-how-much-their-hockey+playing-daughters-stink http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5410047&view=rss&microfeed=true Canadian fathers, already emasculated by their daughters being better hockey players than they ever were, have directed their misplaced aggression at the noxious fumes emanating from their little...http://deadspin.com/5410047/canadian-dads-are-sick-of-how-much-their-hockey+playing-daughters-stink http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/2uclpwwBwVk/the-fruit-of-chris-cris-collinsworths-loins-is-a-pretty-good-football-player http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5410022&view=rss&microfeed=true Austin Collinsworth, son of Bengals great/awkward commentator Cris Collinsworth, has won the Paul Hornung Award, given to the top high school football player in Kentucky. The question is, how is...http://deadspin.com/5410022/the-fruit-of-chris-cris-collinsworths-loins-is-a-pretty-good-football-player http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/WmvB5xDyV1E/japanese-gaming-cards-with-photoshopped-nba-players-are-disrespectful-to-frowns http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5410003&view=rss&microfeed=true Can you see that I am serious? Really, I have no idea what the hell is going on here or how to explain it - all I know is that these photoshops are hilarious. From what I can decipher, there is some...http://deadspin.com/5410003/japanese-gaming-cards-with-photoshopped-nba-players-are-disrespectful-to-frowns http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/JEY5EZf7WdQ/your-late-afternoon-college-football-viewing-open-thread http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409991&view=rss&microfeed=true Shazam! Actually, "lame" is a good way to describe today's slate of football games. Do you know what might make these games at least tolerable? Booze - lots of it. Drink Like A Champion Today! (taps...http://deadspin.com/5409991/your-late-afternoon-college-football-viewing-open-thread http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/_juXS0EDi9M/this-is-exactly-why-only-goons-should-be-allowed-to-fight http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409987&view=rss&microfeed=true Sweet sassy molassey was this an ugly fight. Flyers center Danny Briere makes it abundantly clear why he has only been credited with two fights during his career with yesterday's atrocious "brawl"...http://deadspin.com/5409987/this-is-exactly-why-only-goons-should-be-allowed-to-fight http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/KQd6Wogh_RI/clippers-broadcasters-suspended-for-mispronouncing-iranian http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409964&view=rss&microfeed=true Play-by-play man Ralph Lawler and analyst Mike Smith have been suspended for one game for calling Grizzlies center Hamed Haddadi an "EYE-ranian." The Iron Sheik would probably like to take these guys...http://deadspin.com/5409964/clippers-broadcasters-suspended-for-mispronouncing-iranian http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/P5ewHe0P_fg/sports-fella-suspended-over-angry-tweets-not-allowed-to-watch-tv-talk-on-phone-for-two-weeks http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409944&view=rss&microfeed=true Bill Simmons was suspended for letting his 1, 010, 999 Twitter followers know how he feels about about certain WEEI talk show hosts, but he's still able to talk about his book tour. Rob King,...http://deadspin.com/5409944/sports-fella-suspended-over-angry-tweets-not-allowed-to-watch-tv-talk-on-phone-for-two-weeks http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/89fGLTCAi2U/early-game-open-thread-this-rivalry-has-gotten-cuddly http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409918&view=rss&microfeed=true Today Michigan and OSU do their annual dance of the overcrowded football stadiums with yawning interest outside of I-75. Blame Rich-Rod. The Duke Benterns battle the Artist Formerly Known As Katrinas...http://deadspin.com/5409918/early-game-open-thread-this-rivalry-has-gotten-cuddly http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/xvx6wlNOyvI/brave-woman-gingerly-explains-how-mark-cuban-checked-her-out-one-night-in-vegas http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409906&view=rss&microfeed=true Always a great way to start a blog entry: "I was reluctant to write this blog because Mark Cuban does in fact have a family with kids and a lovely wife..."[The Flight Of My Life]http://deadspin.com/5409906/brave-woman-gingerly-explains-how-mark-cuban-checked-her-out-one-night-in-vegas http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/XOyue1r2XpY/faces-in-the-crowd-brought-to-you-by-valtrex http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409897&view=rss&microfeed=true Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you...http://deadspin.com/5409897/faces-in-the-crowd-brought-to-you-by-valtrex http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/jh1yB3OaP38/chuck-klosterman-american-polymath-napkin http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409611&view=rss&microfeed=true Chuck Klosterman plugs his Dinosaur book by doing an interview with the good people at American Polymath blog. Okay, truth be told, this interview gave me a reason to commission another napkin...http://deadspin.com/5409611/chuck-klosterman-american-polymath-napkin http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/0xYIWNOcIew/blame-drew-asu-baseball-coach-pat-murphy-resigns http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409590&view=rss&microfeed=true Pat Murphy announced his resignation today, thus freeing up some time to roam the earth, seek out Drew and beat him like a readheaded stepchild, if he were the sort of man to do such a thing. [ASU...http://deadspin.com/5409590/blame-drew-asu-baseball-coach-pat-murphy-resigns http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/hOwy9uZxGpw/the-one-with-jay-mariotti-napping http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409532&view=rss&microfeed=true We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack...http://deadspin.com/5409532/the-one-with-jay-mariotti-napping http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/fssXRyjH_Hc/shattered-town-observes-anniversary-of-drunken-metrodome-coitus-by-slamming-doors-in-reporters-face http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409488&view=rss&microfeed=true Carroll, Iowa, is the home of Lois Feldman, the woman who famously had a crapulent fling in the stall of a Metrodome bathroom. Carroll is also the home of many people who'd rather not talk about Lois...http://deadspin.com/5409488/shattered-town-observes-anniversary-of-drunken-metrodome-coitus-by-slamming-doors-in-reporters-face http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/QKvYLzU6J80/ten-questions-to-ask-a-woman-before-you-propose-to-her http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409407&view=rss&microfeed=true Okay, so we tackled the ladies' end of this topic last week. I think it's only fair we flip the script. Got a ladyfriend? Thinking of popping the question to her? Good for you. Now, it's time for...http://deadspin.com/5409407/ten-questions-to-ask-a-woman-before-you-propose-to-her http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/3f-g9IebuGQ/horndog-hero-david-berson-rumored-leaving-espn-kissing-suzy-update http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409393&view=rss&microfeed=true Bristol justice is swift. Programming VP David Berson, known around these parts as the man who was engaged in a long-time affair with Kate Lacey, is apparently leaving ESPN. This may or may not be...http://deadspin.com/5409393/horndog-hero-david-berson-rumored-leaving-espn-kissing-suzy-update http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/ey72BULNV2o/from-the-desk-of-george-bodenheimer-class-dignity-and-integrity http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409392&view=rss&microfeed=true Hey, look! It's another memo from ESPN President George Bodenheimer! And today he wants to tell his employees about all the exciting things his company is doing to slow its steady transformation into...http://deadspin.com/5409392/from-the-desk-of-george-bodenheimer-class-dignity-and-integrity http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/hR2Rn5hq0nE/kevin-johnsons-fiancee-accused-of-covering-up-his-shady-past http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409374&view=rss&microfeed=true "A congressional investigation of the volunteer organization AmeriCorps contains charges that D.C. schools chief Michelle Rhee handled "damage control" after allegations of sexual misconduct against...http://deadspin.com/5409374/kevin-johnsons-fiancee-accused-of-covering-up-his-shady-past http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/6vud3gocQIA/tim-lincecum-is-high-young-winner-again http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409344&view=rss&microfeed=true The San Francisco Giants goofy-headed pitcher of countless "Dazed and Confused" jokes has won his second straight Cy Young award. Take that, Nancy Reagan. (Counterpoint from this morning.) [SFGate]http://deadspin.com/5409344/tim-lincecum-is-high-young-winner-again http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/J26g4T0T63o/jay-mariotti-tossed-from-chicago-bar-after-scuffle-with-patron-over-cell-phone-pic http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409313&view=rss&microfeed=true We're waiting for further confirmation on this story, but according to multiple sources, Jay Mariotti was tossed from Chicago'sUnderground Night Club(fixed) last night after he went ballistic on a...http://deadspin.com/5409313/jay-mariotti-tossed-from-chicago-bar-after-scuffle-with-patron-over-cell-phone-pic http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/V6ifmcZiO-4/showing-signs-marv-albert-and-50-cent-now-have-beef http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409215&view=rss&microfeed=true Marv Albert appeared on Wednesday's ¡Jimmy Kimmel Live! So did 50 Cent. This encounter could end in only one way: with fisticuffs. Via our friend at the Sportress of Blogitude comes this curious Los...http://deadspin.com/5409215/showing-signs-marv-albert-and-50-cent-now-have-beef http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/DdqPryqnhaE/this-is-why-anaheim-hockey-fans-cant-have-nice-things http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409200&view=rss&microfeed=true Anaheim's Scott Niedermayer offered his stick to a fan after he won star of the game. Unfortunately, it sparked a melee between two gentlemen and a blond woman as a helpless Niedermayer looked on...http://deadspin.com/5409200/this-is-why-anaheim-hockey-fans-cant-have-nice-things http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/hgM0FT5dEqA/the-basement-tapes-a-compendium-of-sportswriters-hacky-jokes-about-bloggers http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408682&view=rss&microfeed=true Woody Paige, the orange person always yelling on your television set, recently disagreed with someone on the Internet. He then made a joke suggesting that the blogger still lives in his mother's...http://deadspin.com/5408682/the-basement-tapes-a-compendium-of-sportswriters-hacky-jokes-about-bloggers http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/RlgDcsEyX5k/last-nights-winner-tokers http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5409139&view=rss&microfeed=true In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Ricky Williams and Tim Lincecum, who yesterday inhaled deeply the vapors of success. And perhaps some other stuff,...http://deadspin.com/5409139/last-nights-winner-tokers http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/MlsFJlu7-NM/uga-vii-is-dead-long-live-uga-viii http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408900&view=rss&microfeed=true Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you...http://deadspin.com/5408900/uga-vii-is-dead-long-live-uga-viii http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/vZVQ7IAVH4Q/iraqis-now-using-favre+based-warfare http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408843&view=rss&microfeed=true Iraqi militants have resorted to the lowest sort of psychological tactics in an attempt to break down our soldiers: bringing up Brett Favre. At a Wisconsin National Guard camp outside Baghdad,...http://deadspin.com/5408843/iraqis-now-using-favre+based-warfare http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/NarIrewryDw/maurice-jones+drew-to-miss-fantasy-playoffs-because-of-his-brilliant-play http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408825&view=rss&microfeed=true Are you one of the 10,000 (ESPN) fantasy GMs who lost because MJD took a knee rather than score a touchdown? Well, so is he. But remember, he had 145 yards and a TD anyway, so quit bitching. [ESPN]http://deadspin.com/5408825/maurice-jones+drew-to-miss-fantasy-playoffs-because-of-his-brilliant-play http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/-0bEPZONCKA/put-on-your-whitest-whites-its-klan-night-in-oxford http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408820&view=rss&microfeed=true Booted from his fraternity, Michael Hudec will finally have an organization on campus that cottons to his beliefs. That's right: the KKK is coming to Ole Miss. When Mississippi's student council...http://deadspin.com/5408820/put-on-your-whitest-whites-its-klan-night-in-oxford http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/9OSQDZyEFJQ/the-last-time-russia-pushed-westward-it-didnt-end-well http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408790&view=rss&microfeed=true The KHL is expanding, adding a Stockholm-based team in hopes of drawing more western talent. A Russian-based league with a team in a non-Soviet country? That's as absurd as the NHL expanding into...http://deadspin.com/5408790/the-last-time-russia-pushed-westward-it-didnt-end-well http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/LevW-OwJPtE/in-blackout-roulette-jags-to-bet-it-all-onteal http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408787&view=rss&microfeed=true Sixteen years ago, one grassroots organization brought the Jaguars to Jacksonville. Now they're back, doing everything they can to keep them there. (Note: "everything they can" appears limited to...http://deadspin.com/5408787/in-blackout-roulette-jags-to-bet-it-all-onteal http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/sVq-HxO8n54/the-derek+jeter+hits+the+beach+with+a+starlet-photos-will-make-you-miserable http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408770&view=rss&microfeed=true Our Captain is off on his annual off-season jaunt to a humid location with a young, bikini-clad actress-person whom he will most likely never settle down with and, unfortunately for him, there was a...http://deadspin.com/5408770/the-derek+jeter+hits+the+beach+with+a+starlet-photos-will-make-you-miserable http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/K_3MU_7XH4c/jayson-williams-saga-may-finally-be-over http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408711&view=rss&microfeed=true According to the AP, Jayson Williams (yes, that one) has accepted a plea deal that will send him to jail for at least 18 months for the accidental shooting of Costas Christofi in 2002. All the way...http://deadspin.com/5408711/jayson-williams-saga-may-finally-be-over http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/RGYtgff8WyQ/colorado-may-consider-bake-sale-in-order-to-buy-out-coach http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408570&view=rss&microfeed=true Colorado's football team stinks and no one really cares for head coach Dan Hawkins, but the usual solution—throwing money at the problem—just isn't going to work this time. They don't...http://deadspin.com/5408570/colorado-may-consider-bake-sale-in-order-to-buy-out-coach http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/-55sunSWShg/pre+thanksgiving-coke-pinkies-and-nazi-dinosaurs--jamboroo-week-11 http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408565&view=rss&microfeed=true Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. No time to waste this week, everyone. We're a mere week...http://deadspin.com/5408565/pre+thanksgiving-coke-pinkies-and-nazi-dinosaurs--jamboroo-week-11 http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/ZREKEzI1e5A/espn-ombudsman-report-2800-words-horndoggery-not-among-them http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408469&view=rss&microfeed=true "Honesty with your audience is not a self-serving cop-out, and it's not an apology....It's a form of respect. When those whose trust you seek to maintain encounter behavior that is out of character,...http://deadspin.com/5408469/espn-ombudsman-report-2800-words-horndoggery-not-among-them http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/AI1yPswb4yU/ http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408310&view=rss&microfeed=true We commence the year-by-year look back at the decade with the year 2000, back when there were rocket packs, back when we all thought O.J. Simpson was just the smiling guy from the Hertz commercials....http://deadspin.com/5408310/decade-retrospective-2000/gallery/ http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/uE7dSFUhYh8/ http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408502&view=rss&microfeed=true This replaces the criminal complaint lodged against the alleged peephole-customizer last month. The feds additionally accuse Barrett of filming Erin Andrews at a hotel in Columbus, Ohio, adding yet...http://deadspin.com/5408502/the-case-against-michael-david-barrett-contd/gallery/ http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/excerpts/~3/98pJYUR3GHw/yet-another-reason-not-to-see-the-blind-side http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5408450&view=rss&microfeed=true Michael Lewis, author of the book that is currently being butchered at a theater near you, reports that presidential-blowjob sleuth Ken Starr was so moved at a screening of the movie that he cried....http://deadspin.com/5408450/yet-another-reason-not-to-see-the-blind-side