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@seyswho: I simply desire to lick delicious sweet blackness with my tongue! Is that so racist?

@MisterHippity: BLERG!!! A last-minute apartment emergency has sent us to a local hotel that DOESN'T CARRY BRAVO. So I have to wait until tomorrow to watch it, but I can't wait to read all of the comments!

It's due to some plumbing issues (I live in an old building and it's leaking all over the place, apparently). Blerg.

@Richard: make some shit up, man !!! we're dyin out here !!!

@MisterHippity: i love water. yum, yum, yum - WATER! delicious, refreshing water... mmmm.

@MisterHippity: I want in on this. I will chug when he says this.

Chef Boyardee is the most quotable chef since HatDouche last year (the fucking wedding cake?)

@smartvpretty: But in a good way or a bad way?

@AirMarshall50Cent: That is EXACTLY what he is.

@dippitydoo: With that logic, Bravo can't lose. I bet they brought him on thinking the movie would have been a huge hit by the time the episodes aired. Imagine their surprise when it was not.

@Jlyn: Peeps? Who invited him?

Haha. Just kidding.

@The Lord Humungus: True. I thought it was a tasty kind of salty, italian bacon.

@Jlyn: Hi peep!

@MisterHippity: IT IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT THIS ENTIRE SEASON.

@htotheomo: No, I was calling Sister "Sister," Sister.

I Photoshop my family looking at me with loving eyes and take out the middle fingers pointed in my direction. If I ever turn up dead, please investigate.

@contradicto: It's NOT a religion. It's a cult. A cult that's been implicated in extortions, kidnappings, murders. One that's governed by secrecy, psychological manipulation and money. One that the German state government banned for being destructive and malicious.

Calling it a religion is just buying into the shit they're selling. I'm all for freedom of worship. You won't find someone more for it than I am, but there's a difference between a religion and a cult.

@Khrushchev: It is kind of lame actually, he was just evasive and bombastic and refused to have an actual conversation.

@Hydroceph: Every time I think I can't love you more...and my love for you is A-OK, whether you be a girl or boy! Azilaw can kiss my ever-loving ass!

@AirMarshall50Cent: i know why he's on the show! it's right there in the wiki entry:

his appearance has been likened to a "peeled quail's egg dipped in celery salt"

he looks like food, therefore he's a good judge of food. right? am i right?!

I thought the new judge's name sounded familiar so I scoured my bookshelves and found "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People". He's a total asshole.

So at some point, according to one of the previews, Chef Boyardee will say "Ees no Top Scallop!" I'm hoping that will be tonight. But it may not happen until some future episode?

Whenever it happens, it will be awesome. We should all chug a whole drink. (Except for those of us who have made foolish resolutions.)

Leave these poor grieving parents alone. Enough!

@contradicto: Rick Warren doesn't seem to think so.

@Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: don't nobody be hatin' on Miss Parton.

There's nothing like b&w portraiture, with maybe a soupçon of sepiatone.

@SisterMaryMartha: It's a lovely thing to behold.

@htotheomo: Hah. I understand where you are now. :-)

Hi peeps!

@SisterMaryMartha: Oh my. I will have to check. Minimizing your stress is a good thing; I've accomplished that by ending my listening to that podcast.

@Khrushchev: Okay, so he's basically a more cultured, British T*ck*r M*x then. Fun.

@SisterMaryMartha: I thought he was calling me 'sister', which in gay vernacular, can mean something. Friend?

So last week, Coliccio said: "you can't win with a deviled egg."

But what if you've entered a deviled-egg-making competition? In that case, you can't win WITHOUT a deviled egg!

I'll bet Coliccio never thought of that.