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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:taxo="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/taxonomy/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Jezebel</title><link>http://jezebel.com</link><description>Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing.</description><language>en</language><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:25:01 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:25:01 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>2</ttl><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.gawker.com/jezebel/full" /><feedburner:info uri="jezebel/full" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><item><title>Shut It Down! Amazon's New Fan Fiction Platform Does Not Allow Porn</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/C-JD4hJQvGA/shut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okgbvm1ksi1jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Good news for those of you who've spent the last 15-years sitting on piles of &lt;em&gt;Newsies&lt;/em&gt; fan fiction that you don't know what to do with (in other words, good news, me). Amazon is now launching a fan fiction platform that will allow you can publish and actually get paid for your work.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/shut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c5142c3/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&amp;t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&amp;t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&amp;t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&amp;t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fshut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647&amp;t=Shut+It+Down%21+Amazon%27s+New+Fan+Fiction+Platform+Does+Not+Allow+Porn" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664358438/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5142c3/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664358438/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5142c3/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664358438/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c5142c3/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/C-JD4hJQvGA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">amazon</category><category domain="">fan fiction</category><category domain="">books</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:10:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509489647</guid><dc:creator>Madeleine Davies</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/shut-it-down-amazons-new-fan-fiction-platform-does-no-509489647</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Sorry, Lactation Mafia: Neanderthals Breastfed for Only About a Year</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/6cAYJzMsg_g/sorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okfnhl6vvrfjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;A study of the barium levels in a Neanderthal child's fossilized molar suggests that the child had been breastfed exclusively for seven months, and completely weaned by 14 months—way earlier than the attachment-parented kids in last year's &lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5909225/attachment-parenting-freakish-or-feminist"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Time&lt;/em&gt; cover story&lt;/a&gt;&lt;inset id="5909225"&gt;&lt;/inset&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/sorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c50d325/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312&amp;t=Sorry%2C+Lactation+Mafia%3A+Neanderthals+Breastfed+for+Only+About+a+Year" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312&amp;t=Sorry%2C+Lactation+Mafia%3A+Neanderthals+Breastfed+for+Only+About+a+Year" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312&amp;t=Sorry%2C+Lactation+Mafia%3A+Neanderthals+Breastfed+for+Only+About+a+Year" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312&amp;t=Sorry%2C+Lactation+Mafia%3A+Neanderthals+Breastfed+for+Only+About+a+Year" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312&amp;t=Sorry%2C+Lactation+Mafia%3A+Neanderthals+Breastfed+for+Only+About+a+Year" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664451596/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50d325/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664451596/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50d325/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664451596/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50d325/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/6cAYJzMsg_g" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">breastfeeding</category><category domain="">studies</category><category domain="">attachment parenting</category><category domain="">science</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509489312</guid><dc:creator>Tracie Egan Morrissey</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/sorry-lactation-mafia-neanderthals-breastfed-for-only-509489312</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Kids Finally Learn to Put a Bag on It, and Teen Birth Rates Drop</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Hx8VWYiZCSs/kids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="461" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18okfqo10dcgojpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Following &lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5900723/teen-pregnancy-rate-drops-to-lowest-ever-thanks-to-birth-control-and-abject-terror"&gt;trends from the past several years&lt;/a&gt;&lt;inset id="5900723"&gt;&lt;/inset&gt;, a &lt;a href="http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db123.htm" target="_blank"&gt;report released Thursday&lt;/a&gt; by the Center for Disease Control indicates that all those crazy anti-teen pregnancy ads might be working, because the rate of teen births dropped 25 percent between 2007 and 2011. In case you'd like to go visit those teenagers and give them a high-five, the Susies and Brads who should be getting a special shout-out for their ability to put a bag on it live in what are deemed The Mountain States (Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Nevada and Utah). They're also Hispanic!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/kids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c508634/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&amp;t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&amp;t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&amp;t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&amp;t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fkids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452&amp;t=Kids+Finally+Learn+to+Put+a+Bag+on+It%2C+and+Teen+Birth+Rates+Drop" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664783356/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c508634/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664783356/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c508634/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664783356/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c508634/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Hx8VWYiZCSs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">cdc</category><category domain="">teen pregnancy</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509478452</guid><dc:creator>Kate Dries</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/kids-finally-learn-to-put-a-bag-on-it-and-teen-birth-r-509478452</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Check Out Obama's Adorable Prom Pic</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Hjty74ZLwE0/check-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oklelv1zllsjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;After last week's hellish scandal week, President Barack Obama could use a little PR break. What's this? Photos of a young Barry at his prom have unearthed and Michelle was not his date? Is that infidelity? Does this mean impeachment? IS HE WEARING MARIJUANA AROUND HIS NECK? Nope, this photo is just sweet and innocent. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/check-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c50813b/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&amp;t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&amp;t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&amp;t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&amp;t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcheck-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944&amp;t=Check+Out+Obama%27s+Adorable+Prom+Pic" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664782808/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50813b/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664782808/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50813b/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664782808/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c50813b/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Hjty74ZLwE0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">barack obama prom</category><category domain="">high school</category><category domain="">hawaii</category><category domain="">president</category><category domain="">yearbook</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:10:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509484944</guid><dc:creator>Kristine Gutierrez</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/check-out-17-year-old-president-barack-obamas-adorable-509484944</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Factory in Syria Open</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/SxvfJQIKBTk/hello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oie6whxf0sfjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Cartoon characters can perform lots of physics-defying sight gags. Sometimes, they can even cross over from Toon Town into the real-person world and cause portly private detectives no end of trouble. Or help Michael Jordan save Earth from aliens. Or scoop out large chunks of a child’s brain with all the practiced tenacity of a professional pumpkin-carver. They’re also capable of driving demand for merchandise so high that a factory embroidering Hello Kitty baby blankets can keep churning out goods in the middle of a civil war.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/hello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4fda5d/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&amp;t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&amp;t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&amp;t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&amp;t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fhello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360&amp;t=Hello+Kitty+Has+Improbably+Kept+a+Factory+in+Syria+Open" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664781669/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4fda5d/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664781669/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4fda5d/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664781669/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4fda5d/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/SxvfJQIKBTk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">aleppo</category><category domain="">mickey mouse</category><category domain="">blankets</category><category domain="">hello kitty</category><category domain="">syria</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:50:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509422360</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/hello-kitty-has-improbably-kept-a-factory-in-syria-open-509422360</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Finally, a Body Scrub That Doubles as Pretzel Dip</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/MTfhofewoEg/finally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiw4fg4092jjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Haven’t you always wanted a body scrub that would wash away your belly button filth and make a serviceable dip for your pretzel sticks? Because that’s the direction the odiferous beauty industry is sloshing in right now — edible lotions, salves, oils, and scrubs that you can use to get into a guilt-free 9 ½ Weeks Situation, or smell so you can get that full feeling without the inconvenient ingestion of actual calories.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/finally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4f51f8/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&amp;t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&amp;t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&amp;t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&amp;t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffinally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935&amp;t=Finally%2C+a+Body+Scrub+That+Doubles+as+Pretzel+Dip" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665330598/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f51f8/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665330598/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f51f8/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665330598/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f51f8/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/MTfhofewoEg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">shampoo</category><category domain="">scrubs</category><category domain="">food</category><category domain="">beauty products</category><category domain="">soap</category><category domain="">lotion</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509447935</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/finally-a-body-scrub-that-doubles-as-pretzel-dip-509447935</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Congress May Soon Let Us Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/pkZ0xOIQEZs/congress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiwemfnirmgjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Good news, lovers of furry domestic mammals! The House of Representatives introduced legislation on Tuesday that would require Amtrak (the government-subsidized rail system that brings so much joy to so many commuters along the Northeastern corridor) to let passengers bring their dogs or cats on specially-designated trains, thus introducing the possibility for an adorable, all-puppy remake of Strangers on a Train.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/congress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4f3589/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&amp;t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&amp;t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&amp;t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&amp;t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcongress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270&amp;t=Congress+May+Soon+Let+Us+Bring+Dogs+on+Special+Squee+Trains" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664778473/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f3589/kg/355/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664778473/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f3589/kg/355/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664778473/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f3589/kg/355/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/pkZ0xOIQEZs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">cats</category><category domain="">government</category><category domain="">legislation</category><category domain="">trains</category><category domain="">congress</category><category domain="">commute</category><category domain="">politics</category><category domain="">squee</category><category domain="">pets</category><category domain="">dogs</category><category domain="">amtrak</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509448270</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/congress-may-soon-let-us-bring-dogs-on-special-squee-tr-509448270</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Amanda Bynes Insists Drug Den Pix Were Fake: 'Those Aren't My Toes!'</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/JdpQLFvdo5I/amanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048</link><description>&lt;p class=" class=&amp;#34;has-media media-640&amp;#34; first-text"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ok8zhgu2f0mjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;Amanda Bynes &lt;/strong&gt;is threatening to sue &lt;em&gt;In Touch &lt;/em&gt;for running &amp;#34;fake&amp;#34; photos of herself along with the exclusive interview she gave them: possibly part of a new game show called &lt;em&gt;That's Not &lt;/em&gt;My&lt;em&gt; Flophouse! &lt;/em&gt;Take my wife! Please!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/amanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4f1e4c/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&amp;t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&amp;t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&amp;t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&amp;t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Famanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048&amp;t=Amanda+Bynes+Insists+Drug+Den+Pix+Were+Fake%3A+%27Those+Aren%27t+My+Toes%21%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664351960/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f1e4c/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664351960/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f1e4c/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664351960/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4f1e4c/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/JdpQLFvdo5I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">lil wayne</category><category domain="">rihanna</category><category domain="">dirt bag</category><category domain="">howard stern</category><category domain="">chaz ebert</category><category domain="">jewel</category><category domain="">courteney cox</category><category domain="">jennifer aniston</category><category domain="">kim kardashian</category><category domain="">meredith phillips</category><category domain="">jordan klein</category><category domain="">matthew perry</category><category domain="">skrillex</category><category domain="">jonah hill</category><category domain="">mia</category><category domain="">ann curry</category><category domain="">ewan mcgregor</category><category domain="">benjamin bronfman</category><category domain="">katie couric</category><category domain="">eva longoria</category><category domain="">amanda bynes</category><category domain="">gwyneth paltrow</category><category domain="">roger ebert</category><category domain="">angelina jolie</category><category domain="">ricky gervais</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509473048</guid><dc:creator>Anna Breslaw</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/amanda-bynes-insists-drug-den-pix-were-fake-those-are-509473048</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Samsung Introduces You to the Perfect Husband/Domestic Servant</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/GESraqquN7A/samsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992</link><description>&lt;p class=" class=&amp;#34;has-media media-640&amp;#34; first-text"&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/u9HMhSvnbmk" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u9HMhSvnbmk?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-u9HMhSvnbmk"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; An ad for Samsung’s wide world of evolved televisions featuring a dimwitted couch-bound husband transformed into a domestic servant marionette has drawn cries (mostly from &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/1eimlk/evolutionary_husband_samsung_commercial/" target="_blank"&gt;MRAs on Reddit&lt;/a&gt;, but also now from &lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/05/22/men-are-idiots-samsung-says/" target="_blank"&gt;Fox News&lt;/a&gt;) of sexism. Probably a fair critique, although Adweek’s David Gianatasio doesn’t think the outrage is &lt;a href="http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/samsung-presents-advertisings-most-idiotically-primitive-husband-ever-149710" target="_blank"&gt;all that warranted&lt;/a&gt;. After all, the ad does feature catchy music, so how bad can it be, really?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/samsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c48c69a/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&amp;t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&amp;t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&amp;t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&amp;t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsamsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992&amp;t=Samsung+Introduces+You+to+the+Perfect+Husband%2FDomestic+Servant" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665309834/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48c69a/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665309834/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48c69a/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665309834/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48c69a/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/GESraqquN7A" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">stereotypes</category><category domain="">badvertising</category><category domain="">husband</category><category domain="">advertising</category><category domain="">samsung</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:55:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509420992</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/samsung-introduces-you-to-the-perfect-husband-domestic-509420992</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Supervillain Tim Gunn Enjoys Espresso While Plotting World Domination</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Is-p-16q1Zs/supervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oifv8uydwfjjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;NEW YORK, NY - MAY 22: Coffee lover and apparent supervillain Tim Gunn shares his savvy and sophisticated tips for entertaining with Nespresso this summer on May 22, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Nespresso)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/supervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47ef3e/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&amp;t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&amp;t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&amp;t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&amp;t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fsupervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692&amp;t=Supervillain+Tim+Gunn+Enjoys+Espresso+While+Plotting+World+Domination" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664240854/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47ef3e/kg/355/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664240854/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47ef3e/kg/355/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664240854/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47ef3e/kg/355/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Is-p-16q1Zs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">coffee</category><category domain="">tim gunn</category><category domain="">snap judgment</category><category domain="">espresso</category><category domain="">today</category><category domain="">nespresso</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509424692</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/supervillain-tim-gunn-enjoys-espresso-while-plotting-wo-509424692</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Who Wants a Third Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone as a Porn Magnate?</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/XMovYKWo0q4/who-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oics3gf5i6vjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;In a movie-making era of pre-branded, built-in-audience features, the sequel, remake, and adaptation reign supreme. Why make a brand new movie with brand new characters when you can just recycle old characters? People are leery of strangers, and with good reason: strangers are totally unpredictable, a lesson most of us have been taught since childhood by anxious authority figures. Far better to be ice-picked by someone you know than by someone who isn’t Sharon Stone, which is probably why there’s a rumor afoot that a third &lt;em&gt;Basic Instinct&lt;/em&gt; will be exposing its panty-less nethers sometime in the not-so-distant future.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/who-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47fd4c/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&amp;t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&amp;t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&amp;t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&amp;t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwho-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121&amp;t=Who+Wants+a+Third+Basic+Instinct+with+Sharon+Stone+as+a+Porn+Magnate%3F" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664426415/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47fd4c/kg/342-363/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664426415/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47fd4c/kg/342-363/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664426415/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47fd4c/kg/342-363/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/XMovYKWo0q4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">sequels</category><category domain="">rumors</category><category domain="">movies</category><category domain="">sharon stone</category><category domain="">basic instinct</category><category domain="">film</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509420121</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/who-wants-a-third-basic-instinct-with-sharon-stone-as-a-509420121</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Pussy Rioter Opts Out of ‘Absurd’ Parole Hearing, Starts Hunger Strike</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/JS2ecuxPahQ/pussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oic228kgdu3jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Ready for a trip to the frightening Twilight Zone episode that is Russian punk band &lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pussy-riot"&gt;Pussy Riot&lt;/a&gt;’s continued incarceration? After being refused permission to appear at her own parole hearing and subsequently forbidding her lawyers to further represent her during the hearing, Maria Alyokhina, one of the band’s two imprisoned members, has begun a hunger strike to protest a justice system widely considered to have no dearth of Kafka-esque absurdities. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/pussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c48077b/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fpussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816&amp;t=Pussy+Rioter+Opts+Out+of+%E2%80%98Absurd%E2%80%99+Parole+Hearing%2C+Starts+Hunger+Strike" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fpussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816&amp;t=Pussy+Rioter+Opts+Out+of+%E2%80%98Absurd%E2%80%99+Parole+Hearing%2C+Starts+Hunger+Strike" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fpussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816&amp;t=Pussy+Rioter+Opts+Out+of+%E2%80%98Absurd%E2%80%99+Parole+Hearing%2C+Starts+Hunger+Strike" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fpussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816&amp;t=Pussy+Rioter+Opts+Out+of+%E2%80%98Absurd%E2%80%99+Parole+Hearing%2C+Starts+Hunger+Strike" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fpussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816&amp;t=Pussy+Rioter+Opts+Out+of+%E2%80%98Absurd%E2%80%99+Parole+Hearing%2C+Starts+Hunger+Strike" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664756637/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48077b/kg/355/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664756637/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48077b/kg/355/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664756637/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c48077b/kg/355/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/JS2ecuxPahQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">russia</category><category domain="">maria alyokhina</category><category domain="">parole</category><category domain="">hunger strike</category><category domain="">protest</category><category domain="">pussy riot</category><category domain="">justice</category><category domain="">crime</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509418816</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/pussy-rioter-opts-out-of-absurd-parole-hearing-start-509418816</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Illinois Makes Birth Control Information in Sex Ed Classes Mandatory</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/MKf0bqIKRSA/illinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="384" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiir9rkzhubjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;While many of America's classrooms &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/abstinence-only-sex-ed-driving-std-rates-203137849.html" target="_blank"&gt;remain criminally regressive&lt;/a&gt; when it comes to their sexual education policies, today Illinois has helped put a kibosh on some of that bullshit by stepping slightly into the 21st Century.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/illinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47ef40/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Fillinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526&amp;t=Illinois+Makes+Birth+Control+Information+in+Sex+Ed+Classes+Mandatory" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Fillinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526&amp;t=Illinois+Makes+Birth+Control+Information+in+Sex+Ed+Classes+Mandatory" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Fillinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526&amp;t=Illinois+Makes+Birth+Control+Information+in+Sex+Ed+Classes+Mandatory" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Fillinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526&amp;t=Illinois+Makes+Birth+Control+Information+in+Sex+Ed+Classes+Mandatory" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2Fillinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526&amp;t=Illinois+Makes+Birth+Control+Information+in+Sex+Ed+Classes+Mandatory" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/MKf0bqIKRSA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">sex</category><category domain="">sex ed</category><category domain="">things we like</category><category domain="">education</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509429526</guid><dc:creator>Cord Jefferson</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://gawker.com/illinois-makes-birth-control-information-in-sex-ed-clas-509429526</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>CBS has greenlit a comedy based on the Cameron Diaz movie about a lackluster educator.</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/r1AcGxmykcc/cbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888</link><description>&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;CBS has greenlit a comedy based on the Cameron Diaz movie about a &lt;a href="http://tvline.com/2013/05/22/cbs-new-series-fall-2013-bad-teacher/" target="_blank"&gt;lackluster educator&lt;/a&gt;. Ari Graynor from &lt;em&gt;Fringe&lt;/em&gt; will, however, be on Diaz duty.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/cbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47dc68/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&amp;t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&amp;t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&amp;t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&amp;t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888&amp;t=CBS+has+greenlit+a+comedy+based+on+the+Cameron+Diaz+movie+about+a+lackluster+educator." target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664238979/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47dc68/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664238979/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47dc68/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664238979/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47dc68/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/r1AcGxmykcc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:20:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509422888</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/cbs-has-greenlit-a-comedy-based-on-the-cameron-diaz-mov-509422888</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Lonely Island Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/Y2SClWnIin0/the-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166</link><description>&lt;p class=" class=&amp;#34;has-media media-640&amp;#34; first-text"&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/M94ii6MVilw" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/M94ii6MVilw?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-M94ii6MVilw"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; As hilariously incorrect as this Lonely Island semicolon rap is, we really must advise against using semicolons at all. They’re super unnecessary; just ask Kurt Vonnegut:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/the-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47936e/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&amp;t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&amp;t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&amp;t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&amp;t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166&amp;t=The+Lonely+Island+Raps+About+Semicolons%3B+Incorrectly" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665305930/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47936e/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665305930/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47936e/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665305930/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c47936e/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/Y2SClWnIin0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">semicolon</category><category domain="">maya rudolph</category><category domain="">lonely island</category><category domain="">punctuation</category><category domain="">kurt vonnegut</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:10:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509418166</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/the-lonely-island-raps-about-semicolons-incorrectly-509418166</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>West Point Sergeant Accused of Filming Female Cadets in the Shower</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/AnnCuO-AmD0/west-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oib5zznadovjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Yet another sexual harassment scandal has been uncovered in one of our nation’s proudest military academies. A sergeant first class on staff at the United States Military Academy at West Point has, according to Army officials, been charged with allegedly filming female cadets without their consent, sometimes when they were undressing in the bathroom or shower, because nothing helps cadets learn the vital importance of military surveillance better than a lascivious superior officer betraying their trust. Moving right along!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/west-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4727c3/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&amp;t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&amp;t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&amp;t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&amp;t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fwest-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282&amp;t=West+Point+Sergeant+Accused+of+Filming+Female+Cadets+in+the+Shower" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664330249/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4727c3/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664330249/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4727c3/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664330249/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4727c3/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/AnnCuO-AmD0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">michael mcclendon</category><category domain="">west point</category><category domain="">military</category><category domain="">sexual assault</category><category domain="">sexual harassment</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:35:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509417282</guid><dc:creator>Doug Barry</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/west-point-sergeant-accused-of-filming-female-cadets-in-509417282</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/2K_GtdAKe4U/beyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oiakybtlx7ijpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;I mean, I like &lt;strong&gt;Blue Ivy&lt;/strong&gt; and everything—she's super welcome at my birthday karaoke—but I seriously do &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; get the appeal of obsessive celebrity womb-sleuthing. Like, you guys, &lt;strong&gt;Beyonce&lt;/strong&gt; either &lt;em&gt;has&lt;/em&gt; another adorable mini-muffin Easy-Baking in her diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler mommy-oven, or she &lt;em&gt;doesn't&lt;/em&gt;. And either way, I'm SURE she will let you know in her own time. These things have a way of coming out, eventually, on a waterslide of bloody sequins. But anyway, Bey-Bey went to France and ate a fish and now all the amateur gumshoes are putting on their &lt;em&gt;thinking caps&lt;/em&gt; and it's just sooooooooo annoying.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/beyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c4721cf/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&amp;t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&amp;t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&amp;t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&amp;t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fbeyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239&amp;t=Beyonce+Ate+a+Tuna%2C+So+Let%27s+All+Speculate+About+Her+Barren+Womb%21" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664329653/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4721cf/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664329653/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4721cf/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664329653/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c4721cf/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/2K_GtdAKe4U" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">julianne moore</category><category domain="">dirt bag</category><category domain="">avril lavigne</category><category domain="">will smith</category><category domain="">beyonce</category><category domain="">blue ivy</category><category domain="">chad kroeger</category><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509416239</guid><dc:creator>Lindy West</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/beyonce-ate-a-tuna-so-lets-all-speculate-about-her-ba-509416239</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Watch an adorable 4-year-old girl school you all in Marvel trivia</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/IvyDH2E4l6o/watch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8cZSpMqXpmk?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-8cZSpMqXpmk"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt; &amp;#34;What's &amp;#34;Captain America's shield made out of?&amp;#34; &amp;#34;Name me some of the stones in the Infinity Gauntlet!&amp;#34; &amp;#34;Where does the Dark Surfer trap Thanos and Captain Marvel?&amp;#34; BOOM! YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED BY A LITTLE GIRL.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://io9.com/watch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c47396f/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&amp;t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&amp;t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&amp;t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&amp;t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fio9.com%2Fwatch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241&amp;t=Watch+an+adorable+4-year-old+girl+school+you+all+in+Marvel+trivia" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/IvyDH2E4l6o" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">marvel</category><category domain="">comics</category><category domain="">movies</category><category domain="">this is awesome</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509399241</guid><dc:creator>Meredith Woerner</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://io9.com/watch-an-adorable-4-year-old-girl-school-you-all-in-mar-509399241</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Courtney Love Knows What Fuels the Depraved</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/eJKcEBZunus/courtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ohx3gry19b6jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;In today's Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has clearly never seen &lt;em&gt;The Long Island Medium (&lt;/em&gt;the least depraved piece of media in human history), Questlove achieves the unthinkable, and John Legend responds to &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/sergio-garcia-makes-tiger-woods-fried-chicken-joke-a-509214406" target="_blank"&gt;Sergio Garcia's &amp;#34;fried chicken&amp;#34; comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;inset id="509214406"&gt;&lt;/inset&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/courtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c470c0f/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcourtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531&amp;t=Courtney+Love+Knows+What+Fuels+the+Depraved" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcourtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531&amp;t=Courtney+Love+Knows+What+Fuels+the+Depraved" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcourtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531&amp;t=Courtney+Love+Knows+What+Fuels+the+Depraved" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcourtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531&amp;t=Courtney+Love+Knows+What+Fuels+the+Depraved" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fcourtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531&amp;t=Courtney+Love+Knows+What+Fuels+the+Depraved" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665304125/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c470c0f/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165665304125/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c470c0f/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165665304125/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c470c0f/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/eJKcEBZunus" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">tweet beat</category><category domain="">courtney love</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509387531</guid><dc:creator>Callie Beusman</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/courtney-love-knows-what-fuels-the-depraved-509387531</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>'Fashion Is Incredibly Political When You're Fat,' Says Badass Blogger</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/XV1nEflYq-o/fashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe scrolling="no" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.viddler.com/embed/884184f3/?f=1&amp;#38;autoplay=false&amp;#38;player=mini&amp;#38;disablebranding=0" id="viddler-884184f3"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt; Jes Baker of &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.themilitantbaker.com/" target="_blank"&gt;The Militant Baker&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;and &lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/this-is-the-perfect-response-to-abercrombie-fitchs-d-509013518"&gt;these amazing photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;inset id="509013518"&gt;&lt;/inset&gt; was on &lt;em&gt;The Today Show&lt;/em&gt; this morning to discuss the mounting controversy caused by Abercrombie &amp;#38; Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries comments about who he wants and doesn't want wearing the A&amp;#38;F label. You can read all about it &lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/abercrombie-doesnt-want-gross-fat-people-wearing-their-489583439"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;inset id="489583439"&gt;&lt;/inset&gt;, but to sum it up quickly, Jeffries wants the &amp;#34;cool kids&amp;#34; to wear his clothes and, in his mind, cool kids do not include fat kids. (Funnily, in my mind, the kids who wore A&amp;#38;F in high school were less &amp;#34;the cool kids&amp;#34; and more &amp;#34;the angry, closeted lacrosse players.&amp;#34;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/fashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c46e881/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016&amp;t=%27Fashion+Is+Incredibly+Political+When+You%27re+Fat%2C%27+Says+Badass+Blogger" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016&amp;t=%27Fashion+Is+Incredibly+Political+When+You%27re+Fat%2C%27+Says+Badass+Blogger" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016&amp;t=%27Fashion+Is+Incredibly+Political+When+You%27re+Fat%2C%27+Says+Badass+Blogger" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016&amp;t=%27Fashion+Is+Incredibly+Political+When+You%27re+Fat%2C%27+Says+Badass+Blogger" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Ffashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016&amp;t=%27Fashion+Is+Incredibly+Political+When+You%27re+Fat%2C%27+Says+Badass+Blogger" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664753152/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46e881/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664753152/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46e881/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664753152/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46e881/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/XV1nEflYq-o" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">abercrombie fitch</category><category domain="">weighty matters</category><category domain="">jes baker</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509350016</guid><dc:creator>Madeleine Davies</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/fashion-is-incredibly-political-when-your-fat-says-b-509350016</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Here's Your Boyfriend Joseph Gorden Levitt as Don Jon</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/oF9xmhsH-nI/heres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe scrolling="no" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.viddler.com/embed/75dd29e1/?f=1&amp;#38;autoplay=false&amp;#38;player=mini&amp;#38;disablebranding=0" id="viddler-75dd29e1"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;The trailer for the much-anticipated directoral debut of Joseph Gordon-Levitt has hit the web and it's a doozy, featuring Gordon-Levitt as &amp;#34;a strong, handsome, good old fashioned guy&amp;#34; who just happens to have a mild porn addiction. Bring. It. On.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/heres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c46d4da/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fheres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451&amp;t=Here%27s+Your+Boyfriend+Joseph+Gorden+Levitt+as+Don+Jon" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fheres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451&amp;t=Here%27s+Your+Boyfriend+Joseph+Gorden+Levitt+as+Don+Jon" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fheres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451&amp;t=Here%27s+Your+Boyfriend+Joseph+Gorden+Levitt+as+Don+Jon" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fheres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451&amp;t=Here%27s+Your+Boyfriend+Joseph+Gorden+Levitt+as+Don+Jon" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fheres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451&amp;t=Here%27s+Your+Boyfriend+Joseph+Gorden+Levitt+as+Don+Jon" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664235975/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46d4da/kg/342/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664235975/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46d4da/kg/342/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664235975/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46d4da/kg/342/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/oF9xmhsH-nI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">don jon</category><category domain="">movies</category><category domain="">scarlett johansson</category><category domain="">trailer</category><category domain="">joseph gordon-levitt</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509357451</guid><dc:creator>Kate Dries</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/heres-your-boyfriend-joseph-gorden-levitt-as-don-jon-509357451</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>All Hail the World's First Menstrual Poetry Slam</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/n0ceWN1ZVA8/all-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ohp5v1wbzm7jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;The world's first official menstrual-themed poetry slam (that we know of, at least) — dubbed &amp;#34;Red Howl Moon,&amp;#34; naturally — will attempt to normalize that time of the month via verse. Sweet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/all-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c46ae4c/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fall-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746&amp;t=All+Hail+the+World%27s+First+Menstrual+Poetry+Slam" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fall-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746&amp;t=All+Hail+the+World%27s+First+Menstrual+Poetry+Slam" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fall-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746&amp;t=All+Hail+the+World%27s+First+Menstrual+Poetry+Slam" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fall-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746&amp;t=All+Hail+the+World%27s+First+Menstrual+Poetry+Slam" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fall-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746&amp;t=All+Hail+the+World%27s+First+Menstrual+Poetry+Slam" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664422037/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46ae4c/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664422037/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46ae4c/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664422037/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46ae4c/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/n0ceWN1ZVA8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">period pieces</category><category domain="">menstruation</category><category domain="">slam poetry</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509335746</guid><dc:creator>Katie J.M. Baker</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/all-hail-the-worlds-first-menstrual-poetry-slam-509335746</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Conan O'Brien Has Some Hilarious Revisions for Taylor Swift's '22'</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/m4sjPP5yqxA/conan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cjpLE6ueL7s?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-cjpLE6ueL7s"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="first-text"&gt; For most of us, 22 was less about sitting poolside at a mansion while making flower crowns with Jessica Szohr and more about working a shitty job, freaking out about debt and drowning your sorrows in cheap beer. That's not a dig on Taylor Swift's &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8" target="_blank"&gt;version&lt;/a&gt; of &amp;#34;22.&amp;#34; She's just singing her reality and her reality happens to be a lot better (and more fun to watch) than the majority of ours. Still, that doesn't mean that we can't appreciate Conan O'Brien's response to the video/song. Someone needs to speak the truth for us &lt;em&gt;St. Elmo's Fire&lt;/em&gt; watching/ramen eaters out there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/conan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c46abce/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fconan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115&amp;t=Conan+O%27Brien+Has+Some+Hilarious+Revisions+for+Taylor+Swift%27s+%2722%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fconan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115&amp;t=Conan+O%27Brien+Has+Some+Hilarious+Revisions+for+Taylor+Swift%27s+%2722%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fconan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115&amp;t=Conan+O%27Brien+Has+Some+Hilarious+Revisions+for+Taylor+Swift%27s+%2722%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fconan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115&amp;t=Conan+O%27Brien+Has+Some+Hilarious+Revisions+for+Taylor+Swift%27s+%2722%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fconan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115&amp;t=Conan+O%27Brien+Has+Some+Hilarious+Revisions+for+Taylor+Swift%27s+%2722%27" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664421778/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46abce/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664421778/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46abce/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664421778/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46abce/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/m4sjPP5yqxA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">taylor swift</category><category domain="">funny</category><category domain="">conan obrien</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509369115</guid><dc:creator>Madeleine Davies</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/conan-obrien-has-some-hilarious-revisions-for-taylor-s-509369115</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Five Most British Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/lr2BHOGkQ7g/the-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;span class="flex-video widescreen"&gt;&lt;iframe mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" webkitAllowFullScreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" class="youtube" height="360" width="640" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CTBXi01plrA?wmode=transparent&amp;#38;rel=0&amp;#38;autohide=1&amp;#38;showinfo=0" id="youtube-CTBXi01plrA"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Honey Boo Boo personifies America in a way that perhaps no other single person in our time does. Her penchant for sketti and go-go juice is paired with a nonchalant progressive attitude &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_-UH2qIWPU" target="_blank"&gt;towards gays&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://youtu.be/qorkigPPbvU?t=2m29s" target="_blank"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;, not to mention she's a great &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFxHym1vXFU" target="_blank"&gt;body-positive&lt;/a&gt; role model. In the U.S., Boo Boo has been a divisive issue, sparking countless heated debates at intellectual salons across the country. But now that TLC has launched its network in the U.K., will Honey Boo Boo charm the Brits and become their modern day Shirley Temple too? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/the-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c46a91e/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524&amp;t=The+Five+Most+British+Reactions+to+Honey+Boo+Boo%27s+UK+Debut" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524&amp;t=The+Five+Most+British+Reactions+to+Honey+Boo+Boo%27s+UK+Debut" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524&amp;t=The+Five+Most+British+Reactions+to+Honey+Boo+Boo%27s+UK+Debut" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524&amp;t=The+Five+Most+British+Reactions+to+Honey+Boo+Boo%27s+UK+Debut" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fthe-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524&amp;t=The+Five+Most+British+Reactions+to+Honey+Boo+Boo%27s+UK+Debut" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664421457/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46a91e/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664421457/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46a91e/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664421457/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c46a91e/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/lr2BHOGkQ7g" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">tlc</category><category domain="">brits</category><category domain="">honey boo boo</category><category domain="">british</category><category domain="">uk</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509355524</guid><dc:creator>Meher Ahmad</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/the-five-most-british-reactions-to-honey-boo-boos-uk-d-509355524</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just Fucking With Us</title><link>http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/iJnmMlMFREo/now-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792</link><description>&lt;p class="has-media media-640"&gt;&lt;img height="360" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ohxn923md3djpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="first-text"&gt;Perhaps you logged on to Instagram this morning to look at photos of babies and food and hilarious things of an irreverent nature. But perhaps you were instead greeted with a photo of Rihanna ass in a denim thong (there is such a thing). &lt;em&gt;She's probably shooting her new music video&lt;/em&gt;, you figure, as noted from &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/336654411302584320" target="_blank"&gt;the hashtags&lt;/a&gt;: &amp;#34;#pouritupvideoshoot #whenday2becomesday3 #whenthephuckdid8amgetthere.&amp;#34; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/now-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://jezebel.feedsportal.com/c/34979/f/647171/s/2c463e9f/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/twitter/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fnow-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792&amp;t=Now+Rihanna%27s+Instagram+Is+Just+Fucking+With+Us" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/twitter.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/facebook/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fnow-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792&amp;t=Now+Rihanna%27s+Instagram+Is+Just+Fucking+With+Us" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/facebook.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/linkedin/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fnow-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792&amp;t=Now+Rihanna%27s+Instagram+Is+Just+Fucking+With+Us" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/linkedin.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/gplus/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fnow-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792&amp;t=Now+Rihanna%27s+Instagram+Is+Just+Fucking+With+Us" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/googleplus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/share/email/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2Fnow-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792&amp;t=Now+Rihanna%27s+Instagram+Is+Just+Fucking+With+Us" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/social/email.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664751721/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c463e9f/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/165664751721/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c463e9f/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/165664751721/u/49/f/647171/c/34979/s/2c463e9f/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jezebel/full/~4/iJnmMlMFREo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><category domain="">rihanna</category><category domain="">nudity</category><category domain="">celebrities</category><category domain="">instagram</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">509305792</guid><dc:creator>Kate Dries</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/now-rihannas-instagram-is-just-fucking-with-us-509305792</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
