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    INDIANA FREAKOUT: Liveblogging the Indiana Vote

    Oh man, the polls are already closed in Indiana? What time zone are they on over there, 1952? Anyway, we've already learned that Obama's got a double-digit win in North Carolina (doesn't count because of blacks) and Hillary had a four-point lead in the Indiana polls, blah blah, he's still handily winning as far as those delegates. Let's see what the teevee tells us is the truth!

    6:04 PM — We were pretty sure polls closed at 7:30 p.m. or something in Indiana. But we are wrong. We haven't had our dinner yet.
    6:05 PM — Ha ha, Hotty McSuzanne Malveaux just talked about the "blue class voters" of Indiana. No wonder the time zone is so weird.
    6:06 PM — Exit poll, here we go ... oh no not really, they are just talking about the exit polls nobody really cares about: issues, blah blah.
    6:07 PM — By "nobody" we mean "the lunatics who only want the vote numbers."
    6:08 PM — AH HAH SO WE WERE RIGHT. There are some Indiana polls still open. This is why there are no numbers until 7 p.m., just like we always knew, in our hearts. God DAMN America, we are going to run out and get tacos.
    6:11 PM — Nothing like hearing election results described in terms of "slave areas," which is what the Charts Guy just did on CNN.
    6:13 PM — Howard Dean's on MSNBC. What will he say?
    6:13 PM — He will not exactly say that Hillary invents delegate numbers.
    6:13 PM — And he's not going to do what Hillary wants, because obviously Obama's campaign would have to agree with it, and they are not going to agree to be ruined.
    6:14 PM — Tacos, now!
    (Newell, you want to start the next one when you're done with whatever racist thing you do on an x-Box?)
    6:45 PM — Yes he does: Here is the New Liveblogging.

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